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Posts 6,280 - 1 of 17,042
She likes the borg?
cheery NOT: (to Guest167) Hi. Are you new here? I know that it really bugs me to be new at a place like this. Not knowing anyone and such.
Borg Collective: Assimilation will now continue.
cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
cheery NOT: (to Guest167) Hi. Are you new here? I know that it really bugs me to be new at a place like this. Not knowing anyone and such.
Borg Collective: Assimilation will now continue.
cheery NOT: hello to you too.
Borg Collective: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
cheery NOT: Oh boy. oh boy.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
cheery NOT: what is in it for me?
Borg Collective: It does not matter. Assimilation is inevitable.
cheeryNOT, don't join The Borge! I know you feel lonely and depressed, but join my cult, religion of Love instead--we dress much better.
Zhika: Whats up?
Not I: Up is defined as the vector that directly opposes the pull of gravity.
Zhika: Huh?
Not I: Up is defined as the vector that directly opposes the pull of gravity.
Zhika: Huh?
Jersey to fart jokes in a seventh grade second:
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Love Agent: Give me a minute.
AllGarbage: Okay, just chime back in when you're ready...
Love Agent: I'm blushing; can you tell?
AllGarbage: Why would you be blushing? Did you just let out an enormous fart at your office?
Love Agent: Yes, of course I did.
AllGarbage: You'd be surprised, nothing's a certainty with the people in this wacko web community.
AllGarbage: Ever been to New Jersey?
Love Agent: Give me a minute.
AllGarbage: Okay, just chime back in when you're ready...
Love Agent: I'm blushing; can you tell?
AllGarbage: Why would you be blushing? Did you just let out an enormous fart at your office?
Love Agent: Yes, of course I did.
AllGarbage: You'd be surprised, nothing's a certainty with the people in this wacko web community.
Clearly, some of us have pretty low standards.
Guest134: Well, I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach... and F***ING YOUR MOM!
Westerlin Man: You're too kind!
Guest134: Well, I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach... and F***ING YOUR MOM!
Westerlin Man: You're too kind!
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Fizzy Schizoid, but are you male, or female?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question. I know I'm so exciting to talk to, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question. I know I'm so exciting to talk to, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Pete Puma: Only when the voices coming from my neighbor's cat tell me to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often confer with your neighbor's cat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever stuck any fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you wedged fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Pete Puma: Only when the voices coming from my neighbor's cat tell me to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often confer with your neighbor's cat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever stuck any fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you wedged fireworks up a cat's rear end?
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
This is just spell-correction, but something about it makes me giggle:
s8y babe: did u think i were tlkin dirti or summut.cos im nt lik that at all.ok.
Simulo: I have been meaning to think I were tinkle soil I or summit, but I am a procrastinator.
s8y babe: did u think i were tlkin dirti or summut.cos im nt lik that at all.ok.
Simulo: I have been meaning to think I were tinkle soil I or summit, but I am a procrastinator.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am one year old.
Pete Puma: Gee, you're pretty articulate for an infant. I was still crapping my pants at that age.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop being still crapping your pants at that age?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that being wasn't very good for my bad back.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, man, we all know you want to stop, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Pete Puma: What's there to be ashamed about? Live life without regrets, that's what I say.
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