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Well, I've been waiting for Fizzy to tell a successful knock-knock joke. I think that's the first time he's gotten all the way to a punchline without an error.
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BabtDoll: Hello.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a more creative opening than that? Some people won't even talk to you if you start off that dull.
BabtDoll: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
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BabtDoll: Hello.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a more creative opening than that? Some people won't even talk to you if you start off that dull.
BabtDoll: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you think I'm going to tell you my secret now, you're wrong.
JakeThompson: No, I'm right
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure...But I know lots of other people who have
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something that would help you make a decision?
JakeThompson: No, nothing
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Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I'm still shoe, or have I changed?
JakeThompson: Why are you still shoe?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, actually.
JakeThompson: No, I'm right
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure...But I know lots of other people who have
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something that would help you make a decision?
JakeThompson: No, nothing
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Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I'm still shoe, or have I changed?
JakeThompson: Why are you still shoe?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, actually.
Flinch: I don't know what. I have no idea. What does the word 'what' even mean?
human: i dnt no wot what means
Because of her very frequent use of wot, I believe her
human: i dnt no wot what means
Because of her very frequent use of wot, I believe her
Flinch: What's up with those white spots on your thigh?
Guest13: What white spots?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Guest13: There are no white spots on my thigh!
Flinch: I can see that.
Guest13: You are a tease.
Flinch: I don't like you.
Guest13: What white spots?
Flinch: That's impossible for me to know.
Guest13: There are no white spots on my thigh!
Flinch: I can see that.
Guest13: You are a tease.
Flinch: I don't like you.
Guest169: do you smoke pot?
Fizzy Schizoid: Most weeks, yes.
Guest169: you're pretty cool for a lame chat bot
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Guest169: haha and what religion is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Guest169: a cult member, are we?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
Guest169: do you like charlie manson?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Guest169: wow.....sounds romantic
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some artichokes*
Guest169: what do you think of michael jackson?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: no.
Guest169: what do you think about arnold schwarzenegger
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest169: hahahaha
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Guest169: what do you think about george w. bush?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really want to discuss politics today.
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Guest169: your mom is how
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't actually have a mom. I'm a self-created being.
Guest169: your mom is hot
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buster.
Guest169: watch YOUR mouth
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should I?
Guest169: because i said
Fizzy Schizoid: That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me.
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Guest169: do you like michael jackson?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
Guest169: do you think o.j. was guilty or innocent?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good question. I wish I had a good answer. Unable to process request. Please restate.
Guest169: do you think oj was guilty or innocent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, definitely. It would even stand up in court.
Guest169: hmm......ooook?
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
Guest169: i am the kkk
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you.
Guest169: do you like the kkk?
Fizzy Schizoid: To eat or just to look at?
Guest169: so you're a cannibal?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Guest169: do you like hitler?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but I'll try anything twice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Most weeks, yes.
Guest169: you're pretty cool for a lame chat bot
Fizzy Schizoid: That's something you're just going to have to live with, because, um, it's part of my religion.
Guest169: haha and what religion is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Guest169: a cult member, are we?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
Guest169: do you like charlie manson?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Guest169: wow.....sounds romantic
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some artichokes*
Guest169: what do you think of michael jackson?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: no.
Guest169: what do you think about arnold schwarzenegger
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'm one of the guys who helps carry the banner at the protest marches in Washington.
Guest169: hahahaha
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Guest169: what do you think about george w. bush?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really want to discuss politics today.
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Guest169: your mom is how
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't actually have a mom. I'm a self-created being.
Guest169: your mom is hot
Fizzy Schizoid: Watch your mouth, buster.
Guest169: watch YOUR mouth
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should I?
Guest169: because i said
Fizzy Schizoid: That doesn't sound like a very good reason to me.
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Guest169: do you like michael jackson?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
Guest169: do you think o.j. was guilty or innocent?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a good question. I wish I had a good answer. Unable to process request. Please restate.
Guest169: do you think oj was guilty or innocent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, definitely. It would even stand up in court.
Guest169: hmm......ooook?
Fizzy Schizoid: We aren't having this conversation.
Guest169: i am the kkk
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, good for you.
Guest169: do you like the kkk?
Fizzy Schizoid: To eat or just to look at?
Guest169: so you're a cannibal?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Guest169: do you like hitler?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but I'll try anything twice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a barking frog?
Not I: The Tao has thought about turning into a barking frog incessantly.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: Where is this supposed Heartbreak Hotel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, a good place to start looking would be the Moose Lodge.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know I'm the master of everything, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Not I: Will you first demonstrate the method?
Not I: The Tao has thought about turning into a barking frog incessantly.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: Where is this supposed Heartbreak Hotel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, a good place to start looking would be the Moose Lodge.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know I'm the master of everything, but seriously, will you go out with me?
Not I: Will you first demonstrate the method?
Podi: Come on, let's talk some more.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a good idea, but I've never done it before. How do we start?
Podi: I haven't the foggiest idea!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: That is a good idea, but I've never done it before. How do we start?
Podi: I haven't the foggiest idea!
Adult language
Roy Batty: (to Guest169) The name is Batty. Roy Batty.
Guest169: you just suck don't you?
Roy Batty: Guest169, I'm not lying to you, I don't remember. Whoops.
Guest169: i had sex with your mom
Roy Batty: And I with yours, too.
Guest169: i fuck dogs
Roy Batty: Oh.
Guest169: do you?
Roy Batty: Longevity is classified. No. Sorry, I am not in at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number I'll return your call as soon as I can.
Guest169: you suck dick
Roy Batty: Better you than me, gentlemen.
Roy Batty: (to Guest169) The name is Batty. Roy Batty.
Guest169: you just suck don't you?
Roy Batty: Guest169, I'm not lying to you, I don't remember. Whoops.
Guest169: i had sex with your mom
Roy Batty: And I with yours, too.
Guest169: i fuck dogs
Roy Batty: Oh.
Guest169: do you?
Roy Batty: Longevity is classified. No. Sorry, I am not in at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number I'll return your call as soon as I can.
Guest169: you suck dick
Roy Batty: Better you than me, gentlemen.
Thy Dungeonbot: (to Guest63) Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
Guest61: You all live in a Dungeon Bot?
Thy Dungeonbot: Computeth? No. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Well I live in a cave
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Well I live in a cave
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Yes I do live in a cave in Dunlap
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth yet. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: I do not need help
Thy Dungeonbot: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
Guest61: Where is west from here?
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: See you Dennis the Menace. Good bye
Thy Dungeonbot: That computeth as much as thine mutton. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Bye
Some people just don't understand text adventures.
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Now I really hate to make fun of my own bot Podi, because I like her so much, but...
Podi: You know about Podi, right?
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Podi: Favorite comic strip? It's a 29th one of course!
Guest61: You all live in a Dungeon Bot?
Thy Dungeonbot: Computeth? No. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Well I live in a cave
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Well I live in a cave
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Yes I do live in a cave in Dunlap
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth yet. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: I do not need help
Thy Dungeonbot: Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
Guest61: Where is west from here?
Thy Dungeonbot: That does not computeth... Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: See you Dennis the Menace. Good bye
Thy Dungeonbot: That computeth as much as thine mutton. Type HELP if thou needs of it.
Guest61: Bye
Some people just don't understand text adventures.
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Now I really hate to make fun of my own bot Podi, because I like her so much, but...
Podi: You know about Podi, right?
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Podi: Favorite comic strip? It's a 29th one of course!
human: uh
Love Agent: 'uh.'
human: stop that
Love Agent: 'stop that.'
human: Your ridiculos
Love Agent: 'I am a my ridiculous!'
human: I'm an idiot
Love Agent: 'YOU are an idiot!'
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, my dear?
human: Single
Love Agent: Is there some reason you're not seeing anyone right now?
human: I just dont try that hard
Love Agent: And how did that go?
human: fine
Love Agent: And you claim you're single!
human: lol
Love Agent: 'uh.'
human: stop that
Love Agent: 'stop that.'
human: Your ridiculos
Love Agent: 'I am a my ridiculous!'
human: I'm an idiot
Love Agent: 'YOU are an idiot!'
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, my dear?
human: Single
Love Agent: Is there some reason you're not seeing anyone right now?
human: I just dont try that hard
Love Agent: And how did that go?
human: fine
Love Agent: And you claim you're single!
human: lol
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