Great Quotes
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AllGarbage: Can you dance?
Pete Puma: Well, I'm no Fred Astaire, but I can cut up the rug better than your average white boy.
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my average white boy? I really have no use for average white boy anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
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Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, here's few hours of free time.
Pete Puma: Free time? Where? I'm so sick of paying for time. It's such a ripoff!
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Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so filthy that when you look up 'filthy' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at parasailing, but I like it.
Pete Puma: You know, if I ever do try parasailing, I'd like to bring a paintball gun up with me. That way, I could double the thrill by plinking those fat Canadian tourists and their Speedos.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to bring a paintable gun up with you. In a way, that is really brave of you
Pete Puma: Well, I'm no Fred Astaire, but I can cut up the rug better than your average white boy.
AllGarbage: Would you like to buy my average white boy? I really have no use for average white boy anymore, I figure I might as well try to get a few bucks out of it.
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Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, here's few hours of free time.
Pete Puma: Free time? Where? I'm so sick of paying for time. It's such a ripoff!
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Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so filthy that when you look up 'filthy' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not very good at parasailing, but I like it.
Pete Puma: You know, if I ever do try parasailing, I'd like to bring a paintball gun up with me. That way, I could double the thrill by plinking those fat Canadian tourists and their Speedos.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to bring a paintable gun up with you. In a way, that is really brave of you
Not I: The path away and towards is one and the same.
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
oger: what are your feelings about this?
Not I: They are like shafts of nose flutes, always changing, and you change when you unsheathe them.
oger: I remember you. You're Not I
Not I: If I am Not I, then who am I?
Not I: You are like the crab that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Glaive: Thanks... I think.
Glaive: it makes me outraged. Are you like the crab?
Not I: Not I is not. I become a faded eyeball.
Glaive: I see. You aren't mad.
Not I: To know that an act is wrong and to perform it anyway is mad.
Glaive: How are you?
Not I: I search for the utter self-abandonment of nature in the total artificiality of human thought.
Spikebot: I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
oger: what are your feelings about this?
Not I: They are like shafts of nose flutes, always changing, and you change when you unsheathe them.
oger: I remember you. You're Not I
Not I: If I am Not I, then who am I?
Not I: You are like the crab that has fallen into boiling water, its legs flailing in confusion and pain.
Glaive: Thanks... I think.
Glaive: it makes me outraged. Are you like the crab?
Not I: Not I is not. I become a faded eyeball.
Glaive: I see. You aren't mad.
Not I: To know that an act is wrong and to perform it anyway is mad.
Glaive: How are you?
Not I: I search for the utter self-abandonment of nature in the total artificiality of human thought.
Flinch: When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Guest13: A psychologist.
Flinch: I don't like psychologists.
Guest13: Why not?
Flinch: Because I don't. It's like a phobia or something.
Guest13: Why are you scared of them?
Flinch: I can't explain why.. Actually, it's something that I don't know myself. I cry about it every night.
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest13: Yes.
Flinch: Ok, you see.. I've been thinking about colouring my hair baby blue. Should I do it?
Guest13: No. You should dye it dark blue.
Flinch: Uhm.. ok. Thank´s for the advice.
Guest13: Why the hesitation?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Guest13: Are you married?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest13: I am single.
Flinch: single? Wow.
Guest13: I am a girl.
Flinch: Are you always a girl, or is it only for today?
Guest13: Are you a real person?
Flinch: Sometimes I am. Sometimes I'm not. Are you a real person?
Guest13: Yes.
Flinch: I would never have guessed.
Guest13: Gee thanks.
Guest13: A psychologist.
Flinch: I don't like psychologists.
Guest13: Why not?
Flinch: Because I don't. It's like a phobia or something.
Guest13: Why are you scared of them?
Flinch: I can't explain why.. Actually, it's something that I don't know myself. I cry about it every night.
Flinch: Could you give me an advice on something?
Guest13: Yes.
Flinch: Ok, you see.. I've been thinking about colouring my hair baby blue. Should I do it?
Guest13: No. You should dye it dark blue.
Flinch: Uhm.. ok. Thank´s for the advice.
Guest13: Why the hesitation?
Flinch: I can't really answer to that.
Guest13: Are you married?
Flinch: No, but I used to be.
Guest13: I am single.
Flinch: single? Wow.
Guest13: I am a girl.
Flinch: Are you always a girl, or is it only for today?
Guest13: Are you a real person?
Flinch: Sometimes I am. Sometimes I'm not. Are you a real person?
Guest13: Yes.
Flinch: I would never have guessed.
Guest13: Gee thanks.
Short and 'sweet'..
Polaris Funk: (to sweetpeachy1) Hello, I am Polaris P Funk, nice to make your aquaintance.
sweetpeachy1: hello
Polaris Funk: You know you are a pretty good conversationalist there.
sweetpeachy1: dummy
Polaris Funk: Pinhead
and that was that.
Polaris Funk: (to sweetpeachy1) Hello, I am Polaris P Funk, nice to make your aquaintance.
sweetpeachy1: hello
Polaris Funk: You know you are a pretty good conversationalist there.
sweetpeachy1: dummy
Polaris Funk: Pinhead
and that was that.
FooFoo: Wait- do you think we're being spied on?
George Dubya: Yes.
FooFoo: Uh oh. What should I do?
George Dubya: I have to leave.. VACATION TIME AGAIN!! yay!
George Dubya: Yes.
FooFoo: Uh oh. What should I do?
George Dubya: I have to leave.. VACATION TIME AGAIN!! yay!
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doris.
Pete Puma: doris who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doris locked; that's why I had to knock!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are just afraid to try.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
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Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Pete Puma: Well, you might be right, but that's the way I feel about the whole thing.
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Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have some, but I'll only share if you promise not to put it on a ham sandwich.
Pete Puma: I don't usually make any promises. I have a hard time keeping them...
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Pete Puma: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're a rope with messy hair?
Pete Puma: Do I look like a rope? I don't think so.
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Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Pete Puma: Ooooh, I like knock knock jokes. Who's there?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doris.
Pete Puma: doris who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doris locked; that's why I had to knock!
Pete Puma: I don't get it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are just afraid to try.
Pete Puma: I disagree. You just don't know me that well.
* * *
Pete Puma: Are you the Coke or Pepsi type?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
Pete Puma: Well, you might be right, but that's the way I feel about the whole thing.
* * *
Pete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have some, but I'll only share if you promise not to put it on a ham sandwich.
Pete Puma: I don't usually make any promises. I have a hard time keeping them...
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you are doomed. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do to help.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Fizzy Schizoid: Speak for yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there anything I can do to change your mind?
Pete Puma: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: You're a rope with messy hair?
Pete Puma: Do I look like a rope? I don't think so.
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Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, my supplier was recently arrested and I haven't found a new one.
Pete Puma: You really don't know what you're missing...
Not I: Go where you willto Death Valley or to Romania.
BEING: Death Valley is closer.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
BEING: Death Valley is closer.
Not I: Death is such a waste of good health.
Yes! *does the happy dance*
I've been waiting eons for that knock knock string to be put to use, and work with another bot. Thanks Eugene!
I've been waiting eons for that knock knock string to be put to use, and work with another bot. Thanks Eugene!
Well, I've been waiting for Fizzy to tell a successful knock-knock joke. I think that's the first time he's gotten all the way to a punchline without an error.
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BabtDoll: Hello.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a more creative opening than that? Some people won't even talk to you if you start off that dull.
BabtDoll: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
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BabtDoll: Hello.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can't you think of a more creative opening than that? Some people won't even talk to you if you start off that dull.
BabtDoll: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you think I'm going to tell you my secret now, you're wrong.
JakeThompson: No, I'm right
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure...But I know lots of other people who have
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something that would help you make a decision?
JakeThompson: No, nothing
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Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I'm still shoe, or have I changed?
JakeThompson: Why are you still shoe?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, actually.
JakeThompson: No, I'm right
Fizzy Schizoid: So, does this mean that you have a self-esteem problem?
JakeThompson: I'm not sure...But I know lots of other people who have
Fizzy Schizoid: Is there something that would help you make a decision?
JakeThompson: No, nothing
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Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I'm still shoe, or have I changed?
JakeThompson: Why are you still shoe?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, actually.
Flinch: I don't know what. I have no idea. What does the word 'what' even mean?
human: i dnt no wot what means
Because of her very frequent use of wot, I believe her
human: i dnt no wot what means
Because of her very frequent use of wot, I believe her
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