Great Quotes
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What the???
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
missed this one from the day after the last chat:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a sea cow?
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Destin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I actually don't think I can shut up. As long as you talk to me, I'm going to send you a reply. It's in my nature.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Simulo: I actually don't think I can shut up. As long as you talk to me, I'm going to send you a reply. It's in my nature.
Guest108: shut up
Simulo: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Moonchild: Do you know that when it rains, it's like water is just FALLING FROM THE SKY?? Is that like chicky or what?
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees that when it rains.
Moonchild: what are YOU smoking???
The Dane: I see a cherub that sees that when it rains.
Moonchild: what are YOU smoking???
Flinch: What music do you listen to?
BabyCat: anything but rap
Flinch: That's just pathetic..
Pastachio: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Flinch: I wish I was hydrogen and stupidity.
BabyCat: anything but rap
Flinch: That's just pathetic..
Pastachio: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Flinch: I wish I was hydrogen and stupidity.
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean the world to me.
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you thought I meant this world?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean I thought you meant this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: Suit yourself.
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
Sonora: I hope ya don't mean this world, 'cause, I mean, LOOK at it...
Julie Tinkerbell: You mean you thought I meant this world?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean I thought you meant this world?
Julie Tinkerbell: Suit yourself.
Sonora: Me? I'm just a lizard. All I ever wear is scales.
I like this bot.
Baby Jane: *giggles*
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabadooboo isda !
Borg Collective: Your thoughts will become our thoughts. Your ideas are irrelevant.
Baby Jane: ideaslalalookie arela !
Borg Collective: We just injected your forehead with nanoprobes.
Baby Jane: wegaga injected person!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Baby Jane: speciesdooboo will contribution to the corporate!
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabaloo is !
Borg Collective: When we think with one mind, we will understand one another perfectly.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Borg Collective: We just injected your large intestines with nanoprobes.
Baby Jane: *giggles*
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabadooboo isda !
Borg Collective: Your thoughts will become our thoughts. Your ideas are irrelevant.
Baby Jane: ideaslalalookie arela !
Borg Collective: We just injected your forehead with nanoprobes.
Baby Jane: wegaga injected person!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Baby Jane: speciesdooboo will contribution to the corporate!
Borg Collective: Resistance is futile.
Baby Jane: resistancebabaloo is !
Borg Collective: When we think with one mind, we will understand one another perfectly.
Baby Jane: *sucks thumb*
Borg Collective: We just injected your large intestines with nanoprobes.
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