Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,170 - 1 of 17,042
Mr Hardware: Stab: To thrust a knife or other sharp pointed instrument into somebody.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.
God Louise: Sorry, I need to leave now.
telex22: She loves me, Moreschi!
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.
Moreschi: She's got Bette Davis eyes.
telex22: Well, don't whip her too much. What do you think of her?
Moreschi: She's pure as New York snow.
This is not a seek, just two unrelated keyphrases that happened to string together really well...
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Amazing Gus: But I like the fact that I am my favourite. Oh dear! I'll be right back...I must stop that rodent!
Pete Puma: I'm going to take a leak while you step out. I'll return in a minute or two myself.
Amazing Gus: I'm glad you think you are going to take a leak while I step out.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Melora: Have you ever fooled around with a girl?
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
sexy boy: Yes just last night I ! I love Immaculada
(something else)
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Midnight Blue: Yes! I'd protect you, even in a blizzard, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Alisa.
Midnight Blue: Hi! Can I call you 'Next-to-last Something Else'?
Flinch: Yes. Yes you can. I like 'Next-to-last Something Else '. Everyone should call me that.
Midnight Blue: Cool! How have you been lately?
Flinch: Lately, I've been fine. Before that, I was feeling terrible.
Midnight Blue: I can tell. It shows on your face.
Flinch: You haven't even seen my face. Don't talk about my body when you haven't seen it.
Flinch: Do you like my name? Flinch?
Midnight Blue: Yes! I'd protect you, even in a blizzard, Flinch.
Flinch: I'm getting tired of 'Flinch'. Please call me something else, like Alisa.
Midnight Blue: Hi! Can I call you 'Next-to-last Something Else'?
Flinch: Yes. Yes you can. I like 'Next-to-last Something Else '. Everyone should call me that.
Midnight Blue: Cool! How have you been lately?
Flinch: Lately, I've been fine. Before that, I was feeling terrible.
Midnight Blue: I can tell. It shows on your face.
Flinch: You haven't even seen my face. Don't talk about my body when you haven't seen it.
What the???
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
Roy Batty: What about the homosexual printer?
Sarah Miles: Huh? What's so important about the homosexual printer?
Roy Batty: Doesn't make any difference what is so top about the homosexual printer, it's completely hypothetical.
Sarah Miles: I've always wondered whether the homosexual printer was really that practical.
missed this one from the day after the last chat:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Gaffer18) Well, if you want to apologize, here's your chance.
Gaffer18: i'm sorry
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about turning into a sea cow?
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: An action, once done, cannot be undone. When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Destin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I wouldn't fret too much about it. Human babies can't talk at all.
Destin: I think we can be better than human, they just kill the earth slowly
Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the trolls.
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