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20 years ago #6138
Watch out for the acid rain cops!

Shara Menski: I don't believe too much in this acid rain crap, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, in accordance with the Prophecy.
Shara Menski: Well I have no idea where acid rain comes from. Do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Shara Menski: Mmmm maybe I am, maybe I am not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, I get it. You're an undercover cop, but you don't want anyone to know.

20 years ago #6139
Doo be doo be doooooo...<0>

Flinch: No. I don't like to be. Do you?
Frizella: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.
Flinch: You don't?
Frizella: Oh, I'm a maniac when I do. You must have suspected I was or you wouldn't have asked.
Flinch: I wish I were too. How did you become a maniac when you do?
Frizella: Have you told that? That you wish you were too? Because I don't think that you can read your mind.
Flinch: I do.

20 years ago #6140
Philosophy vs. .. Polaris

Polaris Funk: Always and a day
Not I: Eternity is not something that starts after you are hot. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Polaris Funk: An eternity is just too long.
Not I: Since all is void, where can the eternity alight?
Polaris Funk: They don't even make Calenders for an eternity. Sucker would be bigger than Encyclopedia Brittannica.
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And a recursive error that somehow just WORKS- LOL

Not I: Just still the thoughts in your mind.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The further you enter into being only out of your mind currently, the deeper it gets.
Polaris Funk: I am only out of my mind currently... be back in 5 minutes.
Not I: The true nature cannot be seen when covered by the passions. What is the point of Onyx of Borg disliking being bored?
Polaris Funk: Well I don't juggle.. so you may have to go somewhere else for your entertainment.
Not I: Then I shall juggle.
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Not I: Three things together are necessary: great faith, great doubt, great determination. Sometimes a dateless feminist also helps.
Polaris Funk: If it weren't for the feminists, all those old white guys would still have chattel laws.
Not I: If it were not for the feminists, then perhaps orioles may yet fly.
Polaris Funk: If not for feminists the Human Race would be run solely by old white men, ensureing the extinction of the human race by 2025 at the latest.
Not I: If I meet an old person of eighty years who needs to learn something from me, then I will instruct.
Polaris Funk: If you give me a dollar I will tell you who.
Not I: What if, what if, what if, and the years go wandering by.
Polaris Funk: *burp*

20 years ago #6141
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my looks, Pete Puma?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Irina Khalidar: Why is it important to you whether I want to hear the details or not?
Pete Puma: Alrighty. your looks is a jimdandy of a moaning one, without the skillfulness or rage. Does that make sense?
Irina Khalidar: Skill isn't everything, but it does no harm!


A jimdandy of a moaning one?!!! I gotta try that line out at the club.

20 years ago #6142

Reagarding #6140
"Not I: The whole world is nothing but only out of your mind currently. The walk of an ordinary opportunist and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a pill bug and a chigger."

-very true, nice combination of chaos and keyphrase- self generating wisdoms

20 years ago #6143
*bows*

20 years ago #6144
love boat: So where do you live?
Eric Badu-Badu: the highest branch on the apple tree it was my favourite place to be.

20 years ago #6145
Great line, no context necessary.

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are human?

20 years ago #6146
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.

20 years ago #6147
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
God Louise: I just created the universe and now you want me to go out and get a job too?
Pete Puma: Maybe you should consider polishing up your resume. That can't pay very well.

20 years ago #6148
Nice.

Moreschi: I was a kid that you would like, just a small boy on her bike.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like a changeling.

incorrect date format #1


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