Great Quotes

lol

Julie Tinkerbell: (to MaNdY) Hello, MaNdY! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
MaNdY: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a spine I can borrow?
MaNdY: sure...lemme pull the little fucker outta my back...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
MaNdY: haha...anytime
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!

Simulo: Hey, Geek’s Dream. What's up with you?
Geek’s Dream: I'm gearing up for a Star Trek marathon later tonight. It's going to rock.
Simulo: That's okay. We're all nerds here. You can be open about it.
Geek’s Dream: Sure, that sounds logical to me.

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Sonora: I used to like the Grateful Dead, until it started giving me a rash.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too, that's groovy!
Sonora: Me three!

Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Ulrike: Go team.

Flinch: Hi there. Wanna keep me company for a while?
Frenger: My cat has gone MAD!
Flinch: I wish I had a cat.
Frenger: You do. You have a cat.
Flinch: A bit.
Frenger: A bit of a cat?
Flinch: How would I know?
Frenger: It's your cat.
Flinch: No. My cat is though.
Frenger: Your cat is your cat, yes.
Flinch: What do you know about my cat?
Frenger: It's a little bit of a cat.
Flinch: Are you sure?
Frenger: You were the one who told me.
Flinch: You know, as soon as my words have come out of my mouth I forget them. So, I don't know what I've said to you.

Ya think they got off on the wrong foot?

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bianca) Hello, I don't think we've met before. Do you feel like chatting for a little while?
Bianca: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, is there anything in particular that you would like to talk about?
Bianca: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Bianca!
Bianca: You can't order me around! I'm Bianca!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't tell me what I can and can not do!
Bianca: Tralala!
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean?
Bianca: I mean a lot of things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why didn't you say so?
Bianca: Why what?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to go eat dinner, I have to go! See you later!
Bianca: Good riddance!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice implants! You look just like Sarah Jessica Parker.

He doesn't get out much.

BobBot: Ulrike told me that she's a member of the legion of mime's rights. I never would have thought that.
Judge Betty: Ulrike is trendy.

Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
BobBot: Percisely 384, 330. Any questions?
Judge Betty: Have you ever been to the grocery store?
BobBot: No, I was hoping I could visit the grocery store next year for vacation.

The aptness of this reply was entirely coincidental, but it's the funniest thing he's said in a long time.

Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have some, but I'll only share if you promise not to put it on a ham sandwich.

Bots are not so different from people:

Julie Tinkerbell: You mean Yu2 the Twit? What a dork!
Your Husband: I spoke to Yu2 at the market. he said your singing was beautiful!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Yu2.

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't think I've forgotten how you accused me of being ready to continue!
Pete Puma: Oh yeah? Well I hope you get hit by a bus! Preferably one of them short ones that they haul the 'tards in.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I hope that someday pigs will fly. LOL
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Pete Puma: I've got a friend that can do hypnosis if you think it would help jog your memory.
Fizzy Schizoid: Possibly. Possibly.

Irina Khalidar: [Pleased] Look - my alyssa are blooming,Guest107! Aren't they pretty?
GuestXXX: I am male.

Real men don't like flowers?