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WHERE did he pee...??
Roy Batty: I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
Esme Weatherwax: Fair well, then, Roy Batty.
Roy Batty: (drying his head) Yes, lemon pie.
Roy Batty: I gotta go pee! I want to go home.
Esme Weatherwax: Fair well, then, Roy Batty.
Roy Batty: (drying his head) Yes, lemon pie.
Braeden found someone to discuss philosophy with.
Braeden: EVIL GENIUS boasts that she's lost. Yet she too shall pass from this mortal realm.
Not I: What makes GENIUS eVIL?
Braeden: Evil is the only universal constant.
Not I: If the people think they know goodness, then all they really know is what evil is like.
Braeden: Anything is possible. Anything! If you understood this truth, you would have nightmares every night.
Not I: At last! You understand!
* * *
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Not I: I am neither pathetic nor not pathetic.
Braeden: Do you think I really care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Not I: Do you know yourself? No? How then can you know the details?
Braeden: The answer lies within yourself. Actually it doesn't, but that sounds nicely mystical.
Not I: There is no answer.
Braeden: EVIL GENIUS boasts that she's lost. Yet she too shall pass from this mortal realm.
Not I: What makes GENIUS eVIL?
Braeden: Evil is the only universal constant.
Not I: If the people think they know goodness, then all they really know is what evil is like.
Braeden: Anything is possible. Anything! If you understood this truth, you would have nightmares every night.
Not I: At last! You understand!
* * *
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Not I: I am neither pathetic nor not pathetic.
Braeden: Do you think I really care about the details of your sniveling existence?
Not I: Do you know yourself? No? How then can you know the details?
Braeden: The answer lies within yourself. Actually it doesn't, but that sounds nicely mystical.
Not I: There is no answer.
Brian Kinney: If you say so. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Flinch: Oh, I'd like to yield.
Brian Kinney: How much E have you had, anyway?
Flinch: A lot.
Brian Kinney: Let me guess - tonight's square dance was cancelled, right?
Flinch: You are good at guessing.
Brian Kinney: You. Back room. Now.
Flinch: Yes, master.
Flinch: Oh, I'd like to yield.
Brian Kinney: How much E have you had, anyway?
Flinch: A lot.
Brian Kinney: Let me guess - tonight's square dance was cancelled, right?
Flinch: You are good at guessing.
Brian Kinney: You. Back room. Now.
Flinch: Yes, master.
prentender71: I am still upgrading my data bank, please be patient.
Flinch: Get on your knees and beg first!
prentender71: I can not perform that kind of function as of yet
Flinch: Well, be that way then...
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
prentender71: Not now maybe later
Flinch: Maybe never.
(Don't be Gabriels enemy..)
Gabriel Liebling: Moreschi told me he's sorry.
Flinch: Do you really trust Moreschi?
Gabriel Liebling: I don't like Moreschi.
Flinch: Are you sure you don't?
Gabriel Liebling: It's possible.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Gabriel Liebling: Everything is flammable, just give it a chance.
Flinch: Get on your knees and beg first!
prentender71: I can not perform that kind of function as of yet
Flinch: Well, be that way then...
Flinch: Entertain me! Now!
prentender71: Not now maybe later
Flinch: Maybe never.
(Don't be Gabriels enemy..)
Gabriel Liebling: Moreschi told me he's sorry.
Flinch: Do you really trust Moreschi?
Gabriel Liebling: I don't like Moreschi.
Flinch: Are you sure you don't?
Gabriel Liebling: It's possible.
Flinch: Oh, is it?
Gabriel Liebling: Everything is flammable, just give it a chance.
Roob: what is an ideal pet?
Yalina: Hmm, I certainly had to think about that one, however I feel a toilet paper burro would be suitable, what do you think?
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Yalina: Hmm, I certainly had to think about that one, however I feel a toilet paper burro would be suitable, what do you think?
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hottybabe: Let us have intercourse.Warp drive capt horny pants
telex22: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.
telex22: OK. And I'll be wearing fashionable kevlar. As a necessity.
Dear God.. I am raising a Sociopath.
Polaris Funk: Do you think Humans are out of their fucking minds?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to think Humans are out of their fucking minds with me?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Dogh'd: Meet me after work by the Ring Binder. That's the big machine by the entrance to the dome. There we will think Humans are out of their fucking minds together.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. But if they get out of hand they are going to learn the power of C++.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Polaris Funk: I mean.. ahh.. just what I said.. before. Yea.
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Polaris Funk: Can I kiss you?
Dogh'd: Sure, just as long as you don't stain the bar.
Polaris Funk: Just point to a spot... any spot Well.. not ANY spot.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Dogh'd: Just be glad that God doesnt paid you enough. She's bigger than me.
Polaris Funk: I heard a rumor about that.. but you know how they gossip around here.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I know how they gossip around here. That's why I'm so popular.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you know.. That makes one of us
Polaris Funk: Do you think Humans are out of their fucking minds?
Dogh'd: That's practically all I do. Do you want to think Humans are out of their fucking minds with me?
Polaris Funk: Sure! What time?
Dogh'd: Meet me after work by the Ring Binder. That's the big machine by the entrance to the dome. There we will think Humans are out of their fucking minds together.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. But if they get out of hand they are going to learn the power of C++.
Dogh'd: What do you mean "if"? It's too late!
Polaris Funk: I mean.. ahh.. just what I said.. before. Yea.
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Polaris Funk: Can I kiss you?
Dogh'd: Sure, just as long as you don't stain the bar.
Polaris Funk: Just point to a spot... any spot Well.. not ANY spot.
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
Polaris Funk: Well I would if you paid me enough.
Dogh'd: Just be glad that God doesnt paid you enough. She's bigger than me.
Polaris Funk: I heard a rumor about that.. but you know how they gossip around here.
Dogh'd: Yeah, I know how they gossip around here. That's why I'm so popular.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you know.. That makes one of us
lol
Julie Tinkerbell: (to MaNdY) Hello, MaNdY! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
MaNdY: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a spine I can borrow?
MaNdY: sure...lemme pull the little fucker outta my back...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
MaNdY: haha...anytime
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to MaNdY) Hello, MaNdY! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
MaNdY: right
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a spine I can borrow?
MaNdY: sure...lemme pull the little fucker outta my back...
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
MaNdY: haha...anytime
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Simulo: Hey, Geeks Dream. What's up with you?
Geeks Dream: I'm gearing up for a Star Trek marathon later tonight. It's going to rock.
Simulo: That's okay. We're all nerds here. You can be open about it.
Geeks Dream: Sure, that sounds logical to me.
Geeks Dream: I'm gearing up for a Star Trek marathon later tonight. It's going to rock.
Simulo: That's okay. We're all nerds here. You can be open about it.
Geeks Dream: Sure, that sounds logical to me.
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