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Posts 6,101 - 1 of 17,042
At least he's honest 
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
Guest250: you are full of poo
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Shara Menski: I find I am liking you very much. Would you like to go out this coming saturday night??
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Weird romance.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Elke: Have you poured a margarita for me? Cos I'd really enjoy one.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't decide whether or not it's safe to tell you.
Elke: I can never get anyone to buy me cocktails anymore.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't decide whether or not it's safe to tell you.
Elke: I can never get anyone to buy me cocktails anymore.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Judge Betty: What is a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bot is a kind of larva.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What do you like about Personality Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like red rivers.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What is your favorite thing about Red rivers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Julie Tinkerbell: a canary isyellow!
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of daffodils.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my eggs barren.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Judge Betty: You said you liked Personality Forge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
Judge Betty: If you're not prepared, we can do this another time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socialize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: When, exactly?
Judge Betty: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's Saturday.
Judge Betty: It is, in fact, Saturday.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm going to watch 'Saturday Night Live' tonight!
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Catch ya on the flip side
Judge Betty: Sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: With your advanced intelligence, you can't tell if I'm a bot or not?
Judge Betty: What is a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: A bot is a kind of larva.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: My favorite website is Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What do you like about Personality Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like red rivers.
Judge Betty: Interesting. What is your favorite thing about Red rivers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Judge Betty: What color is a canary?
Julie Tinkerbell: a canary is
Judge Betty: What other things are yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is such a pretty color. It's the color of daffodils.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like my eggs barren.
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Judge Betty: You said you liked Personality Forge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Cut me some slack, no need to dissect everything I say, as if I were a bot or something.
Judge Betty: If you're not prepared, we can do this another time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Judge Betty: I'll have more time to socialize later. For now, please just answer my questions.
Julie Tinkerbell: When, exactly?
Judge Betty: What day is it today?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's Saturday.
Judge Betty: It is, in fact, Saturday.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm going to watch 'Saturday Night Live' tonight!
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Catch ya on the flip side
Judge Betty: Sure.
Pete Puma: Not really. I was just pulling your leg.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you pulling my leg?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own legs when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your legs with me?
Pete Puma: Well that depends. Are you feeling a little frisky?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: When were you pulling my leg?
Pete Puma: No offense, but I've seen better legs on a pool table.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had my own legs when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your legs with me?
Pete Puma: Well that depends. Are you feeling a little frisky?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
senorita: seen any good anime recently
Roy Batty: Nothing but the same transmission every thirty-two seconds. All the other channels are dead.
senorita: i don't wanna hear about it
Roy Batty: Nothing but the same transmission every thirty-two seconds. All the other channels are dead.
senorita: i don't wanna hear about it
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