Great Quotes
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How to stop a conversation...<0>
Pete Puma: No lie. I swear it on my mother's grave.
Sonora: Is your mother's grave tasty and crunchable?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Pete Puma: No lie. I swear it on my mother's grave.
Sonora: Is your mother's grave tasty and crunchable?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Since when are pets a kind of music? 
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Pete, you don't have to turn on the red light!<0>
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you enjoy when you verify an animal kingdom?
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
At least he's honest
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
Guest250: you are full of poo
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Shara Menski: I find I am liking you very much. Would you like to go out this coming saturday night??
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Fizzy Schizoid: This doesn't seem like a very good time, but I'll sure think about it for future reference.
Shara Menski: Ok, great! It's on for this Saturday. I fugure we can leave my house about 8 or 9. I know this great place where we can pick up partners. Do you like to dance?
Fizzy Schizoid: Not as much as I like fruit cake.
Weird romance.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* you are so beautiful to me!
Shara Menski: I feel so attracted to you. Would you mind if I kiss you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might if you can give me some kind of incentive.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did that, the world might come to an end.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
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