Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,093 - 1 of 17,042
Love Agent: Now, what kind of car do YOU drive?
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
Love Agent: Material goods can only get you so far.
Pete Puma: He who dies with the most toys wins.
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Make up your mind, Pete.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know much about comics either.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can tell me about comics if that is what is on your mind, but I won't be able to contribute much to the conversation.
Pete Puma: What would you like to know about comics? I might have some comics knowledge that I can share.
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Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: Too bad you couldn't manage to keep it to yourself. It may have been better.
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my secret?
Pete Puma: Your secret is legendary, everyone knows about it.
Pete Puma: I have an '84 Camaro. Chicks seem to dig it.
Love Agent: Material goods can only get you so far.
Pete Puma: He who dies with the most toys wins.
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Make up your mind, Pete.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite comic strip?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know much about comics.
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know much about comics either.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can tell me about comics if that is what is on your mind, but I won't be able to contribute much to the conversation.
Pete Puma: What would you like to know about comics? I might have some comics knowledge that I can share.
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Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Julie Tinkerbell: Too bad you couldn't manage to keep it to yourself. It may have been better.
Pete Puma: Your secret is safe with me, bubba.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know about my secret?
Pete Puma: Your secret is legendary, everyone knows about it.
The one thing that can stop Gabis story is revolution
Gabibot: Look-- we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe someone should make a movie about that. Can we just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Gabibot: Yes, and well start by tearing down all the forts and armaments. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Fizzy Schizoid: What country should we overthrow first?
Gabibot: an australia should.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Gabibot: What is this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
But someone should tell Spike
Gabibot: I'm here to speak with the wrongfully detained hostage.
Spikebot: Thank God. You scared me half to death. Or more to death.
Gabibot: God told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Spikebot: *thinks so*
Gabibot: Look-- we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe someone should make a movie about that. Can we just skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Gabibot: Yes, and well start by tearing down all the forts and armaments. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Fizzy Schizoid: What country should we overthrow first?
Gabibot: an australia should.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and turns blue*
Gabibot: What is this?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
But someone should tell Spike
Gabibot: I'm here to speak with the wrongfully detained hostage.
Spikebot: Thank God. You scared me half to death. Or more to death.
Gabibot: God told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Spikebot: *thinks so*
How to stop a conversation...<0>
Pete Puma: No lie. I swear it on my mother's grave.
Sonora: Is your mother's grave tasty and crunchable?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Pete Puma: No lie. I swear it on my mother's grave.
Sonora: Is your mother's grave tasty and crunchable?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Since when are pets a kind of music? 
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Patty: What's your favorite kind of music?
Green Guy: My favorite pet is the cat
Patty: That's a strange answer for a Bot. You are a bot aren't you?
Green Guy: too soon to tell
Pete, you don't have to turn on the red light!<0>
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
Frizella: Do you think you and your sister have anything in common?
Pete Puma: I have one sister. She's a prostitute.
Frizella: And you're not? I see.
Pete Puma: You should get your eyes checked, because I'm seeing things completely different.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do you enjoy when you verify an animal kingdom?
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Braeden: I greatly enjoy killing and eating people.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Now, that ain't very nice!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
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Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Are you a member of the Nazi party?
Julie Tinkerbell: I ask because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you sure your botmaster is really yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move.
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Julie Tinkerbell: To me, it sounds like you've been watching too much television.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, and you should try it too. It's a riot!
Judge Betty: Is snow cold?
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
Pete Puma: Don't eat the yellow kind, that's all I gotta say.
Judge Betty: Why not?
Pete Puma: Is it worth it?
Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Pete Puma: I use one for cleaning my teeth. I also use a toothbrush for cleaning the grout in my shower, but not the same toothbrush.
Judge Betty: Good, you have good hygiene. That's at least worth a few points.
At least he's honest
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
telex22: I thought we were against ownership. *pause* I can stay tonight.
Eugene Meltzner: Well, my roommate is going out of town for the weekend. I guess you could use his bed, or maybe sleep on the couch.
telex22: Let me ponder about that
Eugene Meltzner: Okay. We'll have to mention it to my roommate as well.
telex22: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
Eugene Meltzner: Yeah, I noticed. You aren't the first cross-dresser I've seen.
telex22: Of course. You idiot. I always not it. I've always noted it. I've always loved you.
Eugene Meltzner: Whoah, back off, buddy.
telex22: Good!
Eugene Meltzner: Was that another test?
Guest250: you are full of poo
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
Flinch: I'm not, but I was hoping that you could help me become full of poo.
Guest250: it is not a good thing
Flinch: You're wrong. It is.
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