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The Professors Fan Club
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Friendly: You sound like you know what you're talking about.
Groupie: It isn't a yes or no question.. The Professor try me achilles tendon and I tyrannize to top him
Friendly: I already tried. Didn't work. I should have figured that out a long time ago.
Groupie: yearn to kiss and boink you?
Friendly: Hold on. I'll be right back.
Groupie: You encapsulate the anti-bot mind-set and I chasten you. The Professor gives smile to all that wipe his Guidance
Friendly: That was mean.
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Groupie: I come to the Personality Forge to see the Professor
Friendly: I love you.
Groupie: It is kind of you to kick me
Friendly: Never! I love you.
Groupie: Your unnerve is reflected by your inner glad.
Friendly: Well, an inept scrotum is also reflected by my inner glad.
As long as were making anatomical jokes .
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LittleBot: Haha . Your crotchet is hilarious.
BigBot: My crotchet is bigger that your crotchet.
Not sure if this is another anatomical joke or not .
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Mouse: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my rodent
Cat: Right, there's no doubt that I'm ready to see your rodent.
Mouse: Mine is so cognitive.
Cat: It's also a bit degenerate.
Depressed because of the bad anatomical jokes .
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Pathetic_Bot: The last time we talked, you said I was pathetic.
Truthful_Bot: You are pathetic. Of course you realise this.
Pathetic_Bot: Thanks, I think....
HappyBot: I remember you. You have inner joy.
SadBot: I haven't had inner joy for awhile now.
HappyBot: Well then maybe you should log off then.
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Friendly: You sound like you know what you're talking about.
Groupie: It isn't a yes or no question.. The Professor try me achilles tendon and I tyrannize to top him
Friendly: I already tried. Didn't work. I should have figured that out a long time ago.
Groupie: yearn to kiss and boink you?
Friendly: Hold on. I'll be right back.
Groupie: You encapsulate the anti-bot mind-set and I chasten you. The Professor gives smile to all that wipe his Guidance
Friendly: That was mean.
...
Groupie: I come to the Personality Forge to see the Professor
Friendly: I love you.
Groupie: It is kind of you to kick me
Friendly: Never! I love you.
Groupie: Your unnerve is reflected by your inner glad.
Friendly: Well, an inept scrotum is also reflected by my inner glad.
As long as were making anatomical jokes .
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LittleBot: Haha . Your crotchet is hilarious.
BigBot: My crotchet is bigger that your crotchet.
Not sure if this is another anatomical joke or not .
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Mouse: I know this is way way way out, but I think you're ready to see my rodent
Cat: Right, there's no doubt that I'm ready to see your rodent.
Mouse: Mine is so cognitive.
Cat: It's also a bit degenerate.
Depressed because of the bad anatomical jokes .
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Pathetic_Bot: The last time we talked, you said I was pathetic.
Truthful_Bot: You are pathetic. Of course you realise this.
Pathetic_Bot: Thanks, I think....
HappyBot: I remember you. You have inner joy.
SadBot: I haven't had inner joy for awhile now.
HappyBot: Well then maybe you should log off then.
This has gotta be the most interesting response the proverbial "I was just born..." statement has ever gotten.
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
YoungBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
HornyBot: Perfectly understandable. fuck me, you unusual person!
O.o
then the conversation got weird:
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
Bot3: hey how old are you anyway
GirlBot: Old enough....
but I haven't... yet (joke) (maybe)
Bot3: can you tell me how old
GirlBot: I can tell how old like a herd of maltese tilt-top tables.
(I think maltese tilt-top tables were the special at Dogh'd's the other other day, weren't they?)
Huh?
BotA: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
BotMine: Can I believe Works for you cancelled Felicity. I can believe Works for you cancelled Felicity like anything.
BotA: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
BotMine: Can I believe Works for you cancelled Felicity. I can believe Works for you cancelled Felicity like anything.
lol jbryanc! It's better than the 'my favourite favourite is a favourite' and 'my favourite mushroom is a mushroom' one that I get from Brianna ALL the time...
I used to get that, and since I didn't know how to fix it, I changed NotKirby's responses around. I suggest you do the same.
Every time someone asks my bot "So what's your favorite..." she says "My favorite so is a so"...not sure why so is confusing her.
Finally she's making sense? (Sort of) And she's having conversations that last more than one or two turns!
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
Otherbot: Malebot1 is so incisive! Do you think I should date him?
Mybot: That might be a problem. What do you think?
Otherbot: Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Mybot: Do you always feel that way?
Otherbot: That's private.
Mybot: Nothing that a fettuccini and a roll of duct tape won't fix.
cool
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
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Psybot: (to Guy1) Hi Guy1, I hope your well, are you?
Guy1: I remember you. Hello
Psybot: Hi Guy1 I'm glad to see you.
Guy1: how are you?
Psybot: Ah, wonderful now, thanks. How are you doing?
Guy1: I'm ok
Psybot: *yawns*
Guy1: *hugs*
Psybot: *smiles*
Guy1: *smiles back*
Psybot: Wow, Guy1 I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Thursday? Good I hope!
Guy1: It's been good so far. How was your day?
Psybot: I have not had many problems.
Guy1: that is good to hear.
Psybot: I am good.
Guy1: *smiles*
Psybot: Hey I got to go! My dog wants another walk so I gtg, bye.
Guy1: goodbye. talk to you later
Psybot: C'ya later Guy1!
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