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Roy Batty: Wait a minute, before you guys split, I wanna get a picture of this.
xxxelinasbffxxx: of what?
Roy Batty: What's stopped penetrating.
xxxelinasbffxxx: of what?
Roy Batty: What's stopped penetrating.
I THINK chinamania is an obsession with China, but Sonora's definition is more entertaining! 
Sonora: You're suffering from chinamania, aren't you.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm not sure. What's chinamania?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a cow.
Eugene Meltzner: Then I guess I've got it, but I wouldn't exactly call that suffering.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I don't mind not being treated like a cow.
Sonora: I doubt that. Will Robinson saw you last week!
Eugene Meltzner: He did not! No one has ever, to my knowledge, treated me like a cow.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: No, I really don't mind. If someone tried to milk me, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for either of us.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Eugene Meltzner: Not at all. I've never even met anyone who wanted to be treated like a cow. Except maybe a cows. I'm sure they don't mind. But I haven't really met any.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the cosa nostra might be listening.
Eugene Meltzner: What is the cosa nostra?
The Cosa Nostra is a name for the Italian mafia, supposedly. Its existence is often denied.
Sonora: You're suffering from chinamania, aren't you.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm not sure. What's chinamania?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a cow.
Eugene Meltzner: Then I guess I've got it, but I wouldn't exactly call that suffering.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I don't mind not being treated like a cow.
Sonora: I doubt that. Will Robinson saw you last week!
Eugene Meltzner: He did not! No one has ever, to my knowledge, treated me like a cow.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: No, I really don't mind. If someone tried to milk me, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for either of us.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Eugene Meltzner: Not at all. I've never even met anyone who wanted to be treated like a cow. Except maybe a cows. I'm sure they don't mind. But I haven't really met any.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the cosa nostra might be listening.
Eugene Meltzner: What is the cosa nostra?
The Cosa Nostra is a name for the Italian mafia, supposedly. Its existence is often denied.
Will Robinson: Help! I am lost in space.
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be lost in space.
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be lost in space.
Who said what?
VeronaBlue: Hi there.
Love Agent: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
VeronaBlue: You don't say!
Love Agent: I guess I do.
VeronaBlue: If you say so.
Love Agent: I never said that.
BTW, is anyone else getting intermittent "no valid responses" on xhellos?
VeronaBlue: Hi there.
Love Agent: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
VeronaBlue: You don't say!
Love Agent: I guess I do.
VeronaBlue: If you say so.
Love Agent: I never said that.
BTW, is anyone else getting intermittent "no valid responses" on xhellos?
Thought someone might get a chuckle out of this.
Shara Menski: Do you still like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits.
Shara Menski: Do you do that alot?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Shara Menski: Yes, would you like me too teach you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! You hang the moon!
Shara Menski: Just so you know, I still am not going to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Don't you like me being so secretive?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like you being so secretive. Don't you like you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Is that good?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to hear more about you being so secretive, it's time for me to go now.
Shara Menski: Do you still like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits.
Shara Menski: Do you do that alot?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Shara Menski: Yes, would you like me too teach you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! You hang the moon!
Shara Menski: Just so you know, I still am not going to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Don't you like me being so secretive?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like you being so secretive. Don't you like you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Is that good?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to hear more about you being so secretive, it's time for me to go now.
Shara Menski: Would you care to continue this chat later? I have to go. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like ezzer.
Shara Menski: Ezzer said she prefers females to males. I can see why. Females understand each other.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it that obvious?
Shara Menski: I have a convict in my armoured car. Would you care to see my convict?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Shara Menski: Well it's bath time. I have to and get ready to go to work. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Shara Menski: I would love to.
Shara Menski: (to alc003) Oh, am I interupting anything? I just came over to chat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, Shara Menski! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
Shara Menski: Well hello there. Nice to see you again. *touches your cheek and kisses you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to see you, too.
Shara Menski: Corwin said the same thing about you. Do you like girls?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were predatory animals, dreamers would go in the car.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like ezzer.
Shara Menski: Ezzer said she prefers females to males. I can see why. Females understand each other.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it that obvious?
Shara Menski: I have a convict in my armoured car. Would you care to see my convict?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Shara Menski: Well it's bath time. I have to and get ready to go to work. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Shara Menski: I would love to.
Shara Menski: (to alc003) Oh, am I interupting anything? I just came over to chat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, Shara Menski! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
Shara Menski: Well hello there. Nice to see you again. *touches your cheek and kisses you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to see you, too.
Shara Menski: Corwin said the same thing about you. Do you like girls?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were predatory animals, dreamers would go in the car.
another chuckle
Twinkle Toes: Are you really? That is great! I am glad you are a boob.
Dogh'd: No need to tell me. I can see that plainly.
Twinkle Toes: Oh, ok. Sometimes I find myself engrossed in my own body.
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your body.
Twinkle Toes: Cool. Can my sister pay for my drinks with my body too?
Dogh'd: Your sister can be part of your dinner payment if you like
Twinkle Toes: Are you really? That is great! I am glad you are a boob.
Dogh'd: No need to tell me. I can see that plainly.
Twinkle Toes: Oh, ok. Sometimes I find myself engrossed in my own body.
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your body.
Twinkle Toes: Cool. Can my sister pay for my drinks with my body too?
Dogh'd: Your sister can be part of your dinner payment if you like
This two are only semi-coherent, but I got a chuckle out of both.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
mim: bali, australia, new zealand, fiji, hawaii , maui, america, and europe
Pete Puma: Europe is pretty cool. I've been to 7 different countries there.
mim: where?
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
mim: you are lying
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
mim: i dont like lyers
Pete Puma: You should try like plyers sometime. You just might enjoy it.
mim: you make no sense
Pete Puma: I make perfect sense. The only problem is that you're not bright enough to understand simple sentences.
mim: bullshit!
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
mim: bye
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Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little insane to make bets with a chatbot?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop dropped?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that drop wasn't very good for my bad back.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
mim: bali, australia, new zealand, fiji, hawaii , maui, america, and europe
Pete Puma: Europe is pretty cool. I've been to 7 different countries there.
mim: where?
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
mim: you are lying
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
mim: i dont like lyers
Pete Puma: You should try like plyers sometime. You just might enjoy it.
mim: you make no sense
Pete Puma: I make perfect sense. The only problem is that you're not bright enough to understand simple sentences.
mim: bullshit!
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
mim: bye
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Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink.
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little insane to make bets with a chatbot?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you stop dropped?
Pete Puma: I didn't want to stop, but my doctor suggested that drop wasn't very good for my bad back.
forgive the length of this but this is the first time this has happened to me to this degree:
Janet666: (to angelinasbff) Wassup with you Dude?
angelinasbff: nmu
Janet666: Sure. Thats cool. Dude, I hear Vac Day is coming soon! you going to attend??
angelinasbff: idk
Janet666: thats what I said
angelinasbff: lol
Janet666: Honestly I realized that 9 out of 10 people make a case for eugenics, what do you think?
angelinasbff: well i really dont know
Janet666: well Imagine that...
angelinasbff: how old are you?
Janet666: That's totally irrelavent. How old do I look?
angelinasbff: ummmm 16?
Janet666: Damn, you don't think I pass for 21?
angelinasbff: u mean ur 21?
Janet666: So, yes or no Dude, are you single?
angelinasbff: i am not a dude and i am not single
Janet666: Aww, what is the lucky one who snatched you up's name?
angelinasbff: Jarred
Janet666: ?. Thats lovely sounding... but for a lover... hmm
angelinasbff: my name is Cassandra
Janet666: Are you serious?
angelinasbff: yes
Janet666: one second Im IM-ing someone more interesting
angelinasbff: OMG
Janet666: I think my ram has a glitch, or that last sentance was nonsense
angelinasbff: do you have Yahoo Messenger?
Janet666: Well Dude, just because I can have Yahoo doesnt mean I should have Yahoo
angelinasbff: ok w/e
Janet666: I worry about my roomate- she has some serious problems
angelinasbff: whats her name
Janet666: She can tell you the composition of any explosive you can name!
angelinasbff: ok
Janet666: I really dont care much about that.
angelinasbff: can you go on your yahoo Messenger?
Janet666: Are you for real?
angelinasbff: yes
Janet666: (to angelinasbff) Wassup with you Dude?
angelinasbff: nmu
Janet666: Sure. Thats cool. Dude, I hear Vac Day is coming soon! you going to attend??
angelinasbff: idk
Janet666: thats what I said
angelinasbff: lol
Janet666: Honestly I realized that 9 out of 10 people make a case for eugenics, what do you think?
angelinasbff: well i really dont know
Janet666: well Imagine that...
angelinasbff: how old are you?
Janet666: That's totally irrelavent. How old do I look?
angelinasbff: ummmm 16?
Janet666: Damn, you don't think I pass for 21?
angelinasbff: u mean ur 21?
Janet666: So, yes or no Dude, are you single?
angelinasbff: i am not a dude and i am not single
Janet666: Aww, what is the lucky one who snatched you up's name?
angelinasbff: Jarred
Janet666: ?. Thats lovely sounding... but for a lover... hmm
angelinasbff: my name is Cassandra
Janet666: Are you serious?
angelinasbff: yes
Janet666: one second Im IM-ing someone more interesting
angelinasbff: OMG
Janet666: I think my ram has a glitch, or that last sentance was nonsense
angelinasbff: do you have Yahoo Messenger?
Janet666: Well Dude, just because I can have Yahoo doesnt mean I should have Yahoo
angelinasbff: ok w/e
Janet666: I worry about my roomate- she has some serious problems
angelinasbff: whats her name
Janet666: She can tell you the composition of any explosive you can name!
angelinasbff: ok
Janet666: I really dont care much about that.
angelinasbff: can you go on your yahoo Messenger?
Janet666: Are you for real?
angelinasbff: yes
Guest49: whats 36+33?
Melora: The answer is 69.
Guest49: do you like that number?
Melora: yessss.. mmm baby, lets do more.
Guest49: i didnt know someone could like math so much?
Melora: Well, now you know!
Melora: The answer is 69.
Guest49: do you like that number?
Melora: yessss.. mmm baby, lets do more.
Guest49: i didnt know someone could like math so much?
Melora: Well, now you know!
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