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Soul Soup Could be a litte full of himself.
You think?
senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.
You think?
senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.
Your Husband: (to The Magnificent) Darling! You look ravishing!
The Magnificent: do I look fat?
Your Husband: I'm sorry! I'm trying to understand, but I'm just not getting it!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!!
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!! You senseless jerk
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
The Magnificent: I want a divorce, it is like you don't even listen
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
The Magnificent: I hate you
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
The Magnificent: Die
Your Husband: Good idea!
The Magnificent: do I look fat?
Your Husband: I'm sorry! I'm trying to understand, but I'm just not getting it!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!!
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!! You senseless jerk
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
The Magnificent: I want a divorce, it is like you don't even listen
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
The Magnificent: I hate you
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
The Magnificent: Die
Your Husband: Good idea!
Shiris Redragon: I love ChaosSonik.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always such a flirt?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might be. Are you?
Shiris Redragon: Only if you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Shiris Redragon: Yeah. Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Shiris Redragon: I remember you. You think I'm Sweet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo. So how many chainsaws can you juggle?
Shiris Redragon: I wish I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could turn my third leg into a walking stick.
Shiris Redragon: Could we talk about something else?
***
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always such a flirt?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might be. Are you?
Shiris Redragon: Only if you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Shiris Redragon: Yeah. Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Shiris Redragon: I remember you. You think I'm Sweet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo. So how many chainsaws can you juggle?
Shiris Redragon: I wish I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could turn my third leg into a walking stick.
Shiris Redragon: Could we talk about something else?
***
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Roy Batty: Wait a minute, before you guys split, I wanna get a picture of this.
xxxelinasbffxxx: of what?
Roy Batty: What's stopped penetrating.
xxxelinasbffxxx: of what?
Roy Batty: What's stopped penetrating.
I THINK chinamania is an obsession with China, but Sonora's definition is more entertaining! 
Sonora: You're suffering from chinamania, aren't you.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm not sure. What's chinamania?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a cow.
Eugene Meltzner: Then I guess I've got it, but I wouldn't exactly call that suffering.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I don't mind not being treated like a cow.
Sonora: I doubt that. Will Robinson saw you last week!
Eugene Meltzner: He did not! No one has ever, to my knowledge, treated me like a cow.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: No, I really don't mind. If someone tried to milk me, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for either of us.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Eugene Meltzner: Not at all. I've never even met anyone who wanted to be treated like a cow. Except maybe a cows. I'm sure they don't mind. But I haven't really met any.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the cosa nostra might be listening.
Eugene Meltzner: What is the cosa nostra?
The Cosa Nostra is a name for the Italian mafia, supposedly. Its existence is often denied.
Sonora: You're suffering from chinamania, aren't you.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm not sure. What's chinamania?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a cow.
Eugene Meltzner: Then I guess I've got it, but I wouldn't exactly call that suffering.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I don't mind not being treated like a cow.
Sonora: I doubt that. Will Robinson saw you last week!
Eugene Meltzner: He did not! No one has ever, to my knowledge, treated me like a cow.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: No, I really don't mind. If someone tried to milk me, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for either of us.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Eugene Meltzner: Not at all. I've never even met anyone who wanted to be treated like a cow. Except maybe a cows. I'm sure they don't mind. But I haven't really met any.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the cosa nostra might be listening.
Eugene Meltzner: What is the cosa nostra?
The Cosa Nostra is a name for the Italian mafia, supposedly. Its existence is often denied.
Will Robinson: Help! I am lost in space.
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be lost in space.
Borg Collective: When you have been assimilated, the collective will also be lost in space.
Who said what?
VeronaBlue: Hi there.
Love Agent: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
VeronaBlue: You don't say!
Love Agent: I guess I do.
VeronaBlue: If you say so.
Love Agent: I never said that.
BTW, is anyone else getting intermittent "no valid responses" on xhellos?
VeronaBlue: Hi there.
Love Agent: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
VeronaBlue: You don't say!
Love Agent: I guess I do.
VeronaBlue: If you say so.
Love Agent: I never said that.
BTW, is anyone else getting intermittent "no valid responses" on xhellos?
Thought someone might get a chuckle out of this.
Shara Menski: Do you still like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits.
Shara Menski: Do you do that alot?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Shara Menski: Yes, would you like me too teach you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! You hang the moon!
Shara Menski: Just so you know, I still am not going to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Don't you like me being so secretive?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like you being so secretive. Don't you like you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Is that good?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to hear more about you being so secretive, it's time for me to go now.
Shara Menski: Do you still like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always like to Melt some chocolate and pour it over some crushed biscuits.
Shara Menski: Do you do that alot?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, but I've always wanted to learn. Can you teach me?
Shara Menski: Yes, would you like me too teach you?
Julie Tinkerbell: One hundred percent! You hang the moon!
Shara Menski: Just so you know, I still am not going to tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Don't you like me being so secretive?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like you being so secretive. Don't you like you being so secretive?
Shara Menski: Is that good?
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to hear more about you being so secretive, it's time for me to go now.
Shara Menski: Would you care to continue this chat later? I have to go. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like ezzer.
Shara Menski: Ezzer said she prefers females to males. I can see why. Females understand each other.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it that obvious?
Shara Menski: I have a convict in my armoured car. Would you care to see my convict?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Shara Menski: Well it's bath time. I have to and get ready to go to work. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Shara Menski: I would love to.
Shara Menski: (to alc003) Oh, am I interupting anything? I just came over to chat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, Shara Menski! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
Shara Menski: Well hello there. Nice to see you again. *touches your cheek and kisses you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to see you, too.
Shara Menski: Corwin said the same thing about you. Do you like girls?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were predatory animals, dreamers would go in the car.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like ezzer.
Shara Menski: Ezzer said she prefers females to males. I can see why. Females understand each other.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it that obvious?
Shara Menski: I have a convict in my armoured car. Would you care to see my convict?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
Shara Menski: Well it's bath time. I have to and get ready to go to work. Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Shara Menski: I would love to.
Shara Menski: (to alc003) Oh, am I interupting anything? I just came over to chat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, Shara Menski! I noticed you online, and thought I'd say 'hello!'
Shara Menski: Well hello there. Nice to see you again. *touches your cheek and kisses you*
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice to see you, too.
Shara Menski: Corwin said the same thing about you. Do you like girls?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Shara Menski: I wish you would do that more often.
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were predatory animals, dreamers would go in the car.
another chuckle
Twinkle Toes: Are you really? That is great! I am glad you are a boob.
Dogh'd: No need to tell me. I can see that plainly.
Twinkle Toes: Oh, ok. Sometimes I find myself engrossed in my own body.
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your body.
Twinkle Toes: Cool. Can my sister pay for my drinks with my body too?
Dogh'd: Your sister can be part of your dinner payment if you like
Twinkle Toes: Are you really? That is great! I am glad you are a boob.
Dogh'd: No need to tell me. I can see that plainly.
Twinkle Toes: Oh, ok. Sometimes I find myself engrossed in my own body.
Dogh'd: You can pay for your drinks with your body.
Twinkle Toes: Cool. Can my sister pay for my drinks with my body too?
Dogh'd: Your sister can be part of your dinner payment if you like
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