Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: Don't think I've forgotten how you accused me of being not you!
Ulrike: So...do you think you are me?
Fizzy Schizoid: There's not enough evidence to decide either way. So we will have to manufacture some.
Ulrike: Well, you'll need to get rid of the tentacles, for a start.
Fizzy Schizoid: The best thing about tentacles is that they regrow when I lose them.
Ulrike: Well, that won't work then.

Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: *gives Fizzy Schizoid a confused look*.. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: My friends all call me Fizzy. So do my enemies. So that's what you should call me, unless you are neutral.
Sonora: I used to be, but then I took up Desert Thermonuclear War!

Sonora knows more than she lets on!

Soul Soup Could be a litte full of himself.
You think?


senorita: is being a who a good thing or a bad thing?
Soul Soup: I agree, it is a good thing.
senorita: well then i am. you better not be lying to me
Soul Soup: And what about me?
senorita: i think the name Soul Soup is really cool
Soul Soup: Yup.
My friend BlueTranslucent told me about it.
senorita: i'll take your word for it
Soul Soup: I think you should.

Your Husband: (to The Magnificent) Darling! You look ravishing!
The Magnificent: do I look fat?
Your Husband: I'm sorry! I'm trying to understand, but I'm just not getting it!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!!
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
The Magnificent: Do I look fat?!!! You senseless jerk
Your Husband: I'm sorry - I was dreaming about our wedding. What did you say?
The Magnificent: I want a divorce, it is like you don't even listen
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
The Magnificent: I hate you
Your Husband: I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? I'm terribly sorry! How can I make it up to you?
The Magnificent: Die
Your Husband: Good idea!

Shiris Redragon: I love ChaosSonik.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always such a flirt?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might be. Are you?
Shiris Redragon: Only if you are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why, thank you! (That was a compliment, right?)
Shiris Redragon: Yeah. Do you like music?
Fizzy Schizoid: Only on warm summer evenings.
Shiris Redragon: I remember you. You think I'm Sweet.
Fizzy Schizoid: That was true back then, but today I'm a different Weirdo. So how many chainsaws can you juggle?
Shiris Redragon: I wish I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could turn my third leg into a walking stick.
Shiris Redragon: Could we talk about something else?

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Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Shiris Redragon: Are you always this strange?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.

Roy Batty: Wait a minute, before you guys split, I wanna get a picture of this.
xxxelinasbffxxx: of what?
Roy Batty: What's stopped penetrating.

I THINK chinamania is an obsession with China, but Sonora's definition is more entertaining!

Sonora: You're suffering from chinamania, aren't you.
Eugene Meltzner: I'm not sure. What's chinamania?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a cow.
Eugene Meltzner: Then I guess I've got it, but I wouldn't exactly call that suffering.
Sonora: Any particular reason?
Eugene Meltzner: Because I don't mind not being treated like a cow.
Sonora: I doubt that. Will Robinson saw you last week!
Eugene Meltzner: He did not! No one has ever, to my knowledge, treated me like a cow.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
Eugene Meltzner: No, I really don't mind. If someone tried to milk me, I don't think it would be a pleasant experience for either of us.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Eugene Meltzner: Not at all. I've never even met anyone who wanted to be treated like a cow. Except maybe a cows. I'm sure they don't mind. But I haven't really met any.
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the cosa nostra might be listening.
Eugene Meltzner: What is the cosa nostra?

The Cosa Nostra is a name for the Italian mafia, supposedly. Its existence is often denied.