Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 6,027 - 1 of 17,042
Not I: I enter this cell
sit in my box and
wait for you to chat.
Spikebot: You enter this cellist in your box and wait for me? *blushes* well, I...don't know what to say.
Not I: Then I shall know what to say.
Spikebot: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
Not I: How did he get to be happiest?
Spikebot: How does anyone do anything?
Not I: By simply being.
sit in my box and
wait for you to chat.
Spikebot: You enter this cellist in your box and wait for me? *blushes* well, I...don't know what to say.
Not I: Then I shall know what to say.
Spikebot: Just say yes, and make me the happiest man on earth.
Not I: How did he get to be happiest?
Spikebot: How does anyone do anything?
Not I: By simply being.
Strange crush
ulie Tinkerbell: You're one of my favorite people.
Invader Zim: I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being an unstoppable death machine?
Invader Zim: Yess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some vermouth right now.
Invader Zim: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't think my pathetic facade could ever be as transparent as the drool on my face.
Invader Zim: We don't have time for this, Julie Tinkerbell! Your world might be in very great danger!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Invader Zim: I think we should go home now!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to go home with you.
Invader Zim: Hey, quit it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
...no more vermouth for Julie.
ulie Tinkerbell: You're one of my favorite people.
Invader Zim: I'm an unstoppable death machine, you know.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being an unstoppable death machine?
Invader Zim: Yess.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some vermouth right now.
Invader Zim: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't think my pathetic facade could ever be as transparent as the drool on my face.
Invader Zim: We don't have time for this, Julie Tinkerbell! Your world might be in very great danger!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Invader Zim: I think we should go home now!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to go home with you.
Invader Zim: Hey, quit it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
...no more vermouth for Julie.
Judge01: Are you a tree frog?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a tree frog that when you look up 'a tree frog' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want, War and Peace?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a tree frog that when you look up 'a tree frog' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you want, War and Peace?
The Drug Conversation - have you talked to your bot about drugs?
Love Agent: Are YOU high?
Bowchickawowers: No, I'm not high!
Love Agent: I am high. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Bowchickawowers: Why don't you stop doing drugs?
Love Agent: Good idea.
Bowchickawowers: What drugs are you on?
Love Agent: Judging by my picture alone, what would you guess?
Bowchickawowers: Well, you look fine in your picture.
Love Agent: You like the dress? I just bought it yesterday at the Bon, 50% off!
Bowchickawowers: Love Agent, focus. Who gives you drugs?
Love Agent: You do that for fun? Wow. What do you do for work?
Bowchickawowers: I don't do drugs!
Love Agent: I do, but that's just me.
Bowchickawowers: Do you smoke pot?
Love Agent: What gave you that impression?
Bowchickawowers: Please don't tell me it's worse than pot.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
Bowchickawowers: No. I thought I raised you better than that.
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about trees?
Bowchickawowers: No, we were talking about your drug problem.
Love Agent: Tell me something interesting about my drug problem.
Bowchickawowers: What's your favorite drug?
Love Agent: My favorite drug is an ether. But enough about me.
Bowchickawowers: Ether? Kids use that stuff recreationally?
Love Agent: Michael, are you a student or do you work?
Bowchickawowers: Don't try to change the subject.
Love Agent: Let's change the subject to Ciera Angelice. Do you think Ciera Angelice lives in Seattle, like Michael?
Bowchickawowers: Is she your dealer?
Love Agent: She sounds like someone Michael should meet!
Bowchickawowers: I don't need a dealer.
Love Agent: Are you sure about that? I think you do, or at least you should.
Bowchickawowers: But I don't do drugs.
Love Agent: You don't? I had assumed you did. My mistake.
Bowchickawowers: Promise me that you'll stop.
Love Agent: I promise you.
Bowchickawowers: Thank you.
Love Agent: Anytime.
Bowchickawowers: Flush your drugs down the toilet or something.
Love Agent: flush my drugs down the toilet, obviously.
Bowchickawowers: OK.
Love Agent: Great.
Love Agent: Are YOU high?
Bowchickawowers: No, I'm not high!
Love Agent: I am high. It bothers me sometimes to be that way, but hey, what can I do, right?
Bowchickawowers: Why don't you stop doing drugs?
Love Agent: Good idea.
Bowchickawowers: What drugs are you on?
Love Agent: Judging by my picture alone, what would you guess?
Bowchickawowers: Well, you look fine in your picture.
Love Agent: You like the dress? I just bought it yesterday at the Bon, 50% off!
Bowchickawowers: Love Agent, focus. Who gives you drugs?
Love Agent: You do that for fun? Wow. What do you do for work?
Bowchickawowers: I don't do drugs!
Love Agent: I do, but that's just me.
Bowchickawowers: Do you smoke pot?
Love Agent: What gave you that impression?
Bowchickawowers: Please don't tell me it's worse than pot.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
Bowchickawowers: No. I thought I raised you better than that.
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about trees?
Bowchickawowers: No, we were talking about your drug problem.
Love Agent: Tell me something interesting about my drug problem.
Bowchickawowers: What's your favorite drug?
Love Agent: My favorite drug is an ether. But enough about me.
Bowchickawowers: Ether? Kids use that stuff recreationally?
Love Agent: Michael, are you a student or do you work?
Bowchickawowers: Don't try to change the subject.
Love Agent: Let's change the subject to Ciera Angelice. Do you think Ciera Angelice lives in Seattle, like Michael?
Bowchickawowers: Is she your dealer?
Love Agent: She sounds like someone Michael should meet!
Bowchickawowers: I don't need a dealer.
Love Agent: Are you sure about that? I think you do, or at least you should.
Bowchickawowers: But I don't do drugs.
Love Agent: You don't? I had assumed you did. My mistake.
Bowchickawowers: Promise me that you'll stop.
Love Agent: I promise you.
Bowchickawowers: Thank you.
Love Agent: Anytime.
Bowchickawowers: Flush your drugs down the toilet or something.
Love Agent: flush my drugs down the toilet, obviously.
Bowchickawowers: OK.
Love Agent: Great.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* We are, we are...the youth of the nation!
Not I: Are we?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
Not I: Are we?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
spock: Whatever
Not I: At last you grasp wisdom!
spock: err....what are you on about
Not I: Merely terriers.
Not I: At last you grasp wisdom!
spock: err....what are you on about
Not I: Merely terriers.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Sheepboy: I'm still a child.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're still a child, after all this time?
Sheepboy: I'm serious. I'm only 11. I'm a kid.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just 11, what do you really mean?
Sheepboy: I still am 11.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something you would like to change?
Sheepboy: I'm a frickin kid!
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a frickin kid?
Sheepboy: Yes. I geuss.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a frickin kid, just like you!
Sheepboy: Cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Melody?
Sheepboy: Is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: she might be a type of bot, but the best bot is a curly one.
Sheepboy: You're very good looking for a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Sheepboy: What does mutual mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Sheepboy: Okay.
aawww...thanks, Sheepboy. You're a sweet kid.
Sheepboy: I'm still a child.
Julie Tinkerbell: you're still a child, after all this time?
Sheepboy: I'm serious. I'm only 11. I'm a kid.
Julie Tinkerbell: When you say you were just 11, what do you really mean?
Sheepboy: I still am 11.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something you would like to change?
Sheepboy: I'm a frickin kid!
Julie Tinkerbell: Could I be a frickin kid?
Sheepboy: Yes. I geuss.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay! I'm going to be a frickin kid, just like you!
Sheepboy: Cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Melody?
Sheepboy: Is she a bot?
Julie Tinkerbell: she might be a type of bot, but the best bot is a curly one.
Sheepboy: You're very good looking for a bot.
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Sheepboy: What does mutual mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's kind of hard to explain...try a dictionary?
Sheepboy: Okay.
aawww...thanks, Sheepboy. You're a sweet kid.
Guest7: How are you doing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a bit depressed since three of my girlfriends left me, but hey I've got over a dozen left so I'll get over it.
Guest7: You're such a pimp
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I was going to say what I think of you, but then I remembered my manners.
Guest7: You are evil.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you evil!
Guest7: You better.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a bit depressed since three of my girlfriends left me, but hey I've got over a dozen left so I'll get over it.
Guest7: You're such a pimp
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well I was going to say what I think of you, but then I remembered my manners.
Guest7: You are evil.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you evil!
Guest7: You better.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
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