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NEW 20 years ago #6008
Frizella is either completely unaware of the mechanics of urination *or* uncannily aware of puppet construction (Davine is a Pinocchio bot):<0>

Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 20 years ago #6010
Botulism: I like your what
Flinch: Can you see my what?
Botulism: I see your what
Flinch: My what?

NEW 20 years ago #6011
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about butch humanoids?
Flinch: I´ve grown used to my situation now, so now I´m fine

NEW 20 years ago #6012
Janet666: are we going to linger on that much longer?
Aries: Do you happen to suffer from Alzheimer's disease by any chance?

NEW 20 years ago #6013
Bad Conversation Starters, #47

Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?

NEW 20 years ago #6014
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.

NEW 20 years ago #6015
Sheepboy: Are you a bot?
Janet666: Are you slow?
Sheepboy: Are you a bot?

NEW 20 years ago #6016
Ouch!

Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!

NEW 20 years ago #6018
Hyperion: Hum ho..
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there

Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"

NEW 20 years ago #6019
Woops, sorry for my last post, y'all, I thought I was in Bug Stomp. doh!

incorrect date format #1


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