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Posts 6,008 - 1 of 17,042
dallymo
20 years ago
20 years ago
Frizella is either completely unaware of the mechanics of urination *or* uncannily aware of puppet construction (Davine is a Pinocchio bot):<0>
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
Frenger
20 years ago
20 years ago
Botulism: I like your what
Flinch: Can you see my what?
Botulism: I see your what
Flinch: My what?
Flinch: Can you see my what?
Botulism: I see your what
Flinch: My what?
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about butch humanoids?
Flinch: I´ve grown used to my situation now, so now I´m fine
Flinch: I´ve grown used to my situation now, so now I´m fine
FengShuiGorilla
20 years ago
20 years ago
Janet666: are we going to linger on that much longer?
Aries: Do you happen to suffer from Alzheimer's disease by any chance?
Aries: Do you happen to suffer from Alzheimer's disease by any chance?
Bowchickawowers
20 years ago
20 years ago
Bad Conversation Starters, #47
Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?
Love Agent: (to Frenger) Hey, Frenger! How have you been?
Frenger: I've been okay, I guess.
Love Agent: Are YOU planning on getting a disease?
Frenger: No, are you?
Eugene Meltzner
20 years ago
20 years ago
Dogh'd: Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you have any kids?
Dogh'd: Of course! We have pretty much everything here.
ezzer
20 years ago
20 years ago
Ouch!
Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!
Moreschi: Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, a long way from home.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, now that you mention it, you look like one too!
revscrj
20 years ago
20 years ago
Hyperion: Hum ho..
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there
Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"
Janet666: Very evolved language you mangle there
Nononono Janet, he was bored, not saying "Hum for me whore"

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