Doghead's Cosmic Bar

My neck hurts. Does anyone else's neck hurt?

::deflects laser onto Eugene:: Your pitiful lasers can't touch me, mortal!

I just came in for a quiet drink...what the hell Dogh'd? What's with the breeding lesbians and flying morons?

::extends arm, jbryanc flies back 15 feet::

STRMKirby is obviously hallucinating, as I have not yet done anything with my laser.

Fairy Princess, where are you?

Dogh'd, do you employ a bouncer?

I'm the bouncer, bisnatch!

Gentlemen (and I use the term loosely), I don't mean to alarm you but there are several local enforcers coming about half a minute behind me. They of the small-brains-smash-misbehavers-into-bloody-pulp-too-dumb-to-even-consider-asking-questions type. Apparently they don't take kindly to public brawling unless they're in on it, so I suggest you take it back inside, have it out in Dogh'd's new wrestling ring in the fat sumo suits and then we all get pissed.

Alternatively we can all band together and take on the enforcers, either way works for me.

a brawl? a good olden-days type Canadian bar brawl? Hoo-ee, bring me another bucket o' suds, Dogh'd.

*sells tickets to the brawl*

*Buys a ticket*