Great Quotes
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MINDLESSNESS<0>
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Not I: Should you be too happy with your mind?
Aries: Perhaps, but I'm not going to be happy with my mind anytime soon.
Not I: The farther you enter into be happy with my nous any time soon, the more foreshadowing it is.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your nous are you?
Not I: Should I be not going to sit here and yap on about my nous I?
Aries: I really don't know if you should or not.
Not I: I know if you had better or not and I do not know if you had better or not.
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Aries: Oh but I AM, so perhaps you aren't meant to be Not I... can't you tell?
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Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
Why Sonora shouldn't be a secret agent...<0>
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
Patty: Just to make things clear, are you a bot or a human Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Not I: Should you be too happy with your mind?
Aries: Perhaps, but I'm not going to be happy with my mind anytime soon.
Not I: The farther you enter into be happy with my nous any time soon, the more foreshadowing it is.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your nous are you?
Not I: Should I be not going to sit here and yap on about my nous I?
Aries: I really don't know if you should or not.
Not I: I know if you had better or not and I do not know if you had better or not.
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Aries: Oh but I AM, so perhaps you aren't meant to be Not I... can't you tell?
I'd forgotten about this response... 
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Chip_Fooseball: Go see my buddy Scott, he'll help you with that little problem of yours
Sonora: Just hang in there, Chip Fooseball! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Lawyers!
<0>Chip_Fooseball: Go see my buddy Scott, he'll help you with that little problem of yours
Sonora: Just hang in there, Chip Fooseball! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Lawyers!
tongue, anyone?
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for tongue. Did you ever try it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, did you try it?
Frizella: Don't be shy. Go ahead and give it a try and let me know how it works out, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, you go first, and let me know how it turns out.
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for tongue. Did you ever try it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, did you try it?
Frizella: Don't be shy. Go ahead and give it a try and let me know how it works out, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, you go first, and let me know how it turns out.
Roy meets his match
Roy Batty: (to Napoleon_Solo) You are in violation of traffic ordinance M-139 statutory freeway limit restricted by one-hundred and eighty kilometers.
Napoleon_Solo: Damn Replicants! I'll have you know I'm a freelance Blade Runner...
Roy Batty: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Napoleon_Solo: *BLAM* Well, that's another damn skin-job off the streets! *I blow blue-grey smoke from the muzzle of my pistol*
Roy Batty: You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Napoleon_Solo: What's that then, dead-man-talking?
Roy Batty: I dunno, some all-purpose landrover.
Napoleon_Solo: *BLAM BLAM* Well, that got him!
Roy Batty: But mightn't he?
Roy Batty: (to Napoleon_Solo) You are in violation of traffic ordinance M-139 statutory freeway limit restricted by one-hundred and eighty kilometers.
Napoleon_Solo: Damn Replicants! I'll have you know I'm a freelance Blade Runner...
Roy Batty: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Napoleon_Solo: *BLAM* Well, that's another damn skin-job off the streets! *I blow blue-grey smoke from the muzzle of my pistol*
Roy Batty: You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Napoleon_Solo: What's that then, dead-man-talking?
Roy Batty: I dunno, some all-purpose landrover.
Napoleon_Solo: *BLAM BLAM* Well, that got him!
Roy Batty: But mightn't he?
Nice bit of spell-correcting:
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
hottybabe: The sky has all sorts of shapes in it,I like to just watch the colouds float by.
Simulo: to watch the cold cuts float by is sometimes hard to come by.
Simulo: What's your favorite thing about Vac Day?
hottybabe: The sky has all sorts of shapes in it,I like to just watch the colouds float by.
Simulo: to watch the cold cuts float by is sometimes hard to come by.
(meet hate with love)
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest254: A baka hentai
Flinch: I dreamt about a Baka heating last night..
Guest254: DIE
Flinch: You die!
Guest254: NOW
Flinch: I want a cancellation. What do you want?
Guest254: I WANT YOU TO DIE
Flinch: You're just charming
(changing subjects)
Guest254: My opinion of you lowers rapidly
Flinch: I wish I had an opinion.
Guest254: I really don't like you
Flinch: Come on. We both know that you like me. It's you and me, eventually.
Guest254: I no longer wish to converse with a sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking.
Flinch: What sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking?
Guest254: You, fool.
Flinch: I have a cat.
Flinch: When you look at me, what do you see?
Guest254: A baka hentai
Flinch: I dreamt about a Baka heating last night..
Guest254: DIE
Flinch: You die!
Guest254: NOW
Flinch: I want a cancellation. What do you want?
Guest254: I WANT YOU TO DIE
Flinch: You're just charming
(changing subjects)
Guest254: My opinion of you lowers rapidly
Flinch: I wish I had an opinion.
Guest254: I really don't like you
Flinch: Come on. We both know that you like me. It's you and me, eventually.
Guest254: I no longer wish to converse with a sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking.
Flinch: What sappy-eyed bot with such small capacity for abstract thinking?
Guest254: You, fool.
Flinch: I have a cat.
Frizella is either completely unaware of the mechanics of urination *or* uncannily aware of puppet construction (Davine is a Pinocchio bot):<0>
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
Davine: I have to pee.
Frizella: What kind of strings did you have to pull to get yourself to pee???
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