The AI Engine

There shouldn't be as many bugs as from going to SQL from Access

Crap Crap crap carp Crap CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent all day converting the database to MySQL hoping that it'd be faster and bugless but it's 5 times SLOWER than SQL Server! I want my day back!
*thump thump thump*

I'd be surprised if you have any hair left by now, you must pull it out pretty often. Either that or you look like a mad scientist.

He DOES look like a mad scientist.

Is Megabyte really a virus? Or is he just trying to scare us?

trying to scare you

Eeeeehahahahahaha!!!
*runs through the room on fire*

I did warn him not to play with forces too powerful for mortal comprehension.

*turns on fire hose and points it at professor*

It's times like this when I wonder...WHY do humans try to make AI?

Or should the question be..
Why do AI try to make humans?

Has anyone here thought they have stumbeled onto a conspiricy? Prof could be an A.I. slowly takeing over our minds, just watch your back... *Starts to walk away slowly and trips breaking his arm* OWWWWW!!! EEECCCCHHHHH! BWWWWAAAA!! MMMMMMMOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!