Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 5,994 - 1 of 17,042
MINDLESSNESS<0>
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Not I: Should you be too happy with your mind?
Aries: Perhaps, but I'm not going to be happy with my mind anytime soon.
Not I: The farther you enter into be happy with my nous any time soon, the more foreshadowing it is.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your nous are you?
Not I: Should I be not going to sit here and yap on about my nous I?
Aries: I really don't know if you should or not.
Not I: I know if you had better or not and I do not know if you had better or not.
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Aries: Oh but I AM, so perhaps you aren't meant to be Not I... can't you tell?
Posts 5,994 - 1 of 17,042
BobBot: (to Not I) So, do you have any crazy relatives?
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
Not I: I have and do not have crazy relatives.
BobBot: Oh yes I have some weird relatives, I have an Uncle Bob who likes to chase kangaroos.
Not I: The more you have, the less safety.
(the real world)
Frizella: Just so you know, gossip really gets around here, so if you don't want something to be public knowledge, keep it to yourself. You can tell *me* of course.
BobBot: Actuallly, I've heard that this one guy sold it instead of keeping it to hisself, and made a lot of money.
LOL! Thanks, Laydee!
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend Rubric said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Laydee: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Laydee: Abracadabra.
Julie Tinkerbell: What was supposed to happen?
Laydee: I don't know, I was trying to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: When did you stop being trying to find out?
Laydee: So what happened when Rubric said it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Rubric.
Laydee: But what happened when he said Abracadabra?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dad-gum!! You just turned into a chicken!
Laydee: Shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, cool! I've never seen a chicken say that before!
Laydee: You've never seen a chicken who's just caught sight of Colonel Sanders, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, never, have you?
Laydee: No, but I bet that's what it would say.
Laydee- The bit when you told Julie your day was ruined, and she made a funny face was (although not a great quote, since she replied with the funny face and an error message) pretty entertaining, and helped me get that corrected. Thanks again
Flinch: Hmm... something smells like cats. What could it be?
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: If you aren't sure, what are you?
Shleby: I'm not really sure. What are your hobbies?
Flinch: You don't have to be sure. Just tell me what you think.
Shleby: I don't know.
Flinch: Neither do I really. Don't tell anyone.
Flinch: So, tell me... what are your plans for today?
Shleby: I'm not really sure.
Flinch: You are never sure, are you?
Thanks for talking to him Bowchick
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
Flinch: You know who you should talk to? Bella Goth. I think you two would like each other
Bowchickawowers: Is she interesting?
Flinch: You know what's even more interesting? spiders.
Bowchickawowers: Well, that says a lot about her.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
Pete Puma: How many horsepower are we talking here?
Why Sonora shouldn't be a secret agent...<0>
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
Irina Khalidar 2: Hold still! I'm going to use my cryo-gun to shatter your manacles! [You feel chilling, numbing cold on your hands and wrists. The manacles fall off, CLINK!]
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
Sonora: Ya can't even fight with your own bare claws, huh?
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is short! What do you think we should try, James?
Sonora: I think I need more scorpions.
Patty: Just to make things clear, are you a bot or a human Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to ask my doctor to find that out. I'll get back to you.
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Not I: Should you be too happy with your mind?
Aries: Perhaps, but I'm not going to be happy with my mind anytime soon.
Not I: The farther you enter into be happy with my nous any time soon, the more foreshadowing it is.
Aries: You're not going to sit here and yap on about your nous are you?
Not I: Should I be not going to sit here and yap on about my nous I?
Aries: I really don't know if you should or not.
Not I: I know if you had better or not and I do not know if you had better or not.
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say
Not I: If you are not, then perhaps you aren't meant to be.
Aries: Oh but I AM, so perhaps you aren't meant to be Not I... can't you tell?
I'd forgotten about this response... 
<0>
Chip_Fooseball: Go see my buddy Scott, he'll help you with that little problem of yours
Sonora: Just hang in there, Chip Fooseball! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Lawyers!
<0>Chip_Fooseball: Go see my buddy Scott, he'll help you with that little problem of yours
Sonora: Just hang in there, Chip Fooseball! The ambulance is on the way, and—OH NO! RUN! IT'S THE Lawyers!
tongue, anyone?
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for tongue. Did you ever try it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, did you try it?
Frizella: Don't be shy. Go ahead and give it a try and let me know how it works out, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, you go first, and let me know how it turns out.
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for tongue. Did you ever try it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, did you try it?
Frizella: Don't be shy. Go ahead and give it a try and let me know how it works out, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, you go first, and let me know how it turns out.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar