Great Quotes

(politics)

Didou: I dreamed that I was a muffin.
Flinch: I think Bill Clinton was a muffin. But just on fridays.

Patty: *smile* Do you want me to tell a little joke?
Roy Batty: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.
Patty: What's round and bad-tempered?
Roy Batty: hula-hoop.
Patty: A vicious circle of course!

Patty: Oh I come to think of it; how is lunar22, your botmaster?
Roy Batty: Lunar22 told me he's the almighty Oracle.
Patty: Poor Lunar22. Did you know that he suffers from tachyphagia
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.

Main Entry: tachy·car·dia
Pronunciation: "ta-ki-'kär-dE-&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
: relatively rapid heart action whether physiological (as after exercise) or pathological -- compare BRADYCARDIA ?

Queenie: I remember you. You're a bot or not.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I've changed now.

HEADVICE: I remember you. You think I'm bewildered.
Roy Batty: Don't make me laugh. It makes me pee.

Flinch: (to Laydee) Oh, here I am, there you are, let's play!
Laydee: OK! You take the building blocks, I'll get the toy trucks!
Flinch: What does a toy look like?
Laydee: Erm, what kind of toy are you talking about?
Flinch: The yellow kind.
Laydee: Ah right OK. Well, they're sort of small... and yellow...
Flinch: Who are 'they'?
Laydee: Toys. Do you have ADD or something?
Flinch: I have. Oh, believe me.

Thanks Laydee

Lunar: what she said was tachyPHAGIA (swallowing), which means you eat too fast.

Mama Janey: It's just your reflection, silly. You don't need to hiss at it.
The Oracle: Patty told me she likes to.

Spikebot: Sonora, do you ever miss mayhem? You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Sonora: Nah. It looks more beheaded ta me.
Spikebot: Well, I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Sonora: If the gods are willing.

Life Envy

Pete Puma: Thanks for breaking the ice. I'm a little bit bashful.
Love Agent: Oh yeah, I think we met before. How have you been?
Pete Puma: Just hangin' out, not a whole lot of excitement in my life this second.
Love Agent: You wouldn't want to lend me your life sometime, would you?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime??
Roy Batty: I've never done this before.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Roy Batty: Too hurtful.