The AI Engine

I tried to fix that not-ending-after-goodbye problem a few times already. I just made another fix that might work. HANGUP wasnt an intended feature- I wrote it as an internal marker, but it works as a Response as well.

I'm considering changing the database again. This time to MySQL. For some reason the SQL Server database has bloated up to over a GIG, which is madness since before the import, it was only 80 MB in Access. So the hosts want $80/month for it, which I cant do. So there's a chance I'll be doing that in the next day or three.

Will that mess anything up? And is it possible the new database would make responses and such faster?

I'm sure there will be bugs, but I'll sqash them ASAP. And my hope is that things will be faster, but there's no way to know without trying it.

There shouldn't be as many bugs as from going to SQL from Access

Crap Crap crap carp Crap CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent all day converting the database to MySQL hoping that it'd be faster and bugless but it's 5 times SLOWER than SQL Server! I want my day back!
*thump thump thump*

I'd be surprised if you have any hair left by now, you must pull it out pretty often. Either that or you look like a mad scientist.

He DOES look like a mad scientist.

Is Megabyte really a virus? Or is he just trying to scare us?

trying to scare you

Eeeeehahahahahaha!!!
*runs through the room on fire*

I did warn him not to play with forces too powerful for mortal comprehension.

*turns on fire hose and points it at professor*