Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Page me if the lesbians start up again, m'kay?

Hold on, now. I am not prepared to fight you if you won't follow the Subsection on Dueling in the Knights Code of Chivalry. Supernatural powers indeed! What is the world coming to? Fairy Princess, where did you go? Can you take care of this clown?

Look, up in the sky! It's a moron! It's a tubular blue idiot! No, it's STRMKirby!

STRMKirby: Faster than a premature ejaculator, able to breach entire restraining orders with a single bound!

Can I turn my laser on? Please?

0001 - If the the voltage applied to the crystal is below 2400V it might not be powerfully enough to burn a a hole in the bluish-carontanoid spikeed-covered anterior caprapace of STRMKirby's. Oh and if you need a extension cord, I have one right here!

My neck hurts. Does anyone else's neck hurt?

::deflects laser onto Eugene:: Your pitiful lasers can't touch me, mortal!

I just came in for a quiet drink...what the hell Dogh'd? What's with the breeding lesbians and flying morons?

::extends arm, jbryanc flies back 15 feet::

STRMKirby is obviously hallucinating, as I have not yet done anything with my laser.

Fairy Princess, where are you?

Dogh'd, do you employ a bouncer?