Bot Contest

Uggh, the more I put in my bot, the more I realize I need to put in her. I think maybe I'll start on a few simple French phrases that I actually understand and have her bitch about ppl speaking foreign languages...

quoi?

Pas d'elle yeux Rhone que nous.

Que diriez-vous de ces yeux?
Nous parlons de l'icon de la belle femme Onyx?

How dare you talk about my icon! *glares* Or is that some kind of fancy food? *drools*

Honi sois qui mal y pense.

Oh pense...I thought that said penis at first...

that would translate as something like: Evil be to he who has a bad penis.

Now I have to figure out how to make God weasel out of answering foreign expressions I've never heard of.....

c'est une affaire d'homme.

Any minute now, someone is going to say we should move this to Dogh'd's.

Wouldn't it be cool to be able to use something like Babelfish on our bots so they would sort of understand what was being said to them in another language?
(P.S. It's a very nice eye.)