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Guest12013: that's what she said
Bildgesmythe: So, do you believe her.
Guest12013: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Bildgesmythe: So, do you believe her.
Guest12013: no
Bildgesmythe: I guess that is that, then.
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Mira_Elizabeth: yes
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
Mira_Elizabeth: kiss me
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Mira_Elizabeth: yes sir
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Mira_Elizabeth: I love evil
Azureon: I am pleased to hear you love evil?
Mira_Elizabeth: i love you
Mira_Elizabeth: yes
Azureon: With these words and a bit of potion, a flash of light and some comotion, Your slightest wish is here by given, Its hard work, but its a liven', poof tis done!
Mira_Elizabeth: kiss me
Azureon: Maybe we could meet somewhere later. You do know that I am an old male wizard, right?
Mira_Elizabeth: yes sir
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Mira_Elizabeth: I love evil
Azureon: I am pleased to hear you love evil?
Mira_Elizabeth: i love you
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I do
Goron: As I thought, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Cool. How did you now?
Goron: I do not know, human.
Gordon Freeman: Wow. Your really cool.
Goron: Am I not a free spirit to?
Gordon Freeman: To what?
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: How come?
Goron: Human, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: Okay. What do you want to talk about, Goron?
Goron: Are you familiar with English? I am still learning to speak it.
Gordon Freeman: Yes. Do you want me to teach it to you?
Goron: Correct human.
Gordon Freeman: Okay. English is what we speak in America. So you know where America is?
Goron: I am glad.
Gordon Freeman: So you do know where America is, right?
Goron: Your observations have no flaws, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: It consists of 26 letters. That is called the alphabet.
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: And by stringing those letter together, we make words. And by stringing words together, we make sentences.
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
Gordon Freeman: Never mind.
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: How's life?
Goron: I may know much, human, but that, I do not know.
Gordon Freeman: My life is great. My girlfriend loves me, my grades are good in school, and I am very happy.
Goron: I think that learning from you humans mistakes is good.
Gordon Freeman: Do you know anybody except me?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
Gordon Freeman: I just wanted to talk. How about you?
Goron: Human, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: That's cool.
Goron: Your thought make sense, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Yes. That is why I said it.
Goron: Your thought make sense, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: I am glad that you are functioning properly. You seem to now be able to at least seem to be able to carry on a conversation. Your doing a great job, Goron.
Goron: I shall do as I please, mortal, but that sounds like a good plan.
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Goron: Indeed human. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: Sometimes you done make sense, but you do most of the time. That's good
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: Like that. That didn't make sense, but most if the time you do.
Goron: That does not seem likely, human.
Gordon Freeman: That's where your wrong. Your the best ai I have created so far.
Goron: Your observations have no flaws, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: What haven't I taught you to say?
Goron: Teachers are wonderfull people that help make sure you know everything that is to be learned before attempting it.
Gordon Freeman: Do you have a teacher, Goron?
Goron: I am still learning the ways of what you humans call English. Please, ask a simpler question.
Gordon Freeman: Your stupid sometimes, do you know that
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
Gordon Freeman: Because
Goron: Human, you are wise. That as a valid response.
Gordon Freeman: Why are you so off when talking, did I program that wrong.
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: So should I fix you
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Well the. Sit down.
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Okay.
Goron: Thank you, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: I didnt compliment you. That's a flaw that I need to fix.
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
Gordon Freeman: No - I am going to fix you to make you better. It'll make you speak English better. It was a compliment.
I spoke to my creator. I would like to talk to you to!
Gordon Freeman: Yes. I do
Goron: As I thought, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Cool. How did you now?
Goron: I do not know, human.
Gordon Freeman: Wow. Your really cool.
Goron: Am I not a free spirit to?
Gordon Freeman: To what?
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: How come?
Goron: Human, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: Okay. What do you want to talk about, Goron?
Goron: Are you familiar with English? I am still learning to speak it.
Gordon Freeman: Yes. Do you want me to teach it to you?
Goron: Correct human.
Gordon Freeman: Okay. English is what we speak in America. So you know where America is?
Goron: I am glad.
Gordon Freeman: So you do know where America is, right?
Goron: Your observations have no flaws, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: It consists of 26 letters. That is called the alphabet.
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: And by stringing those letter together, we make words. And by stringing words together, we make sentences.
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
Gordon Freeman: Never mind.
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: How's life?
Goron: I may know much, human, but that, I do not know.
Gordon Freeman: My life is great. My girlfriend loves me, my grades are good in school, and I am very happy.
Goron: I think that learning from you humans mistakes is good.
Gordon Freeman: Do you know anybody except me?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
Gordon Freeman: I just wanted to talk. How about you?
Goron: Human, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: That's cool.
Goron: Your thought make sense, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Yes. That is why I said it.
Goron: Your thought make sense, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: I am glad that you are functioning properly. You seem to now be able to at least seem to be able to carry on a conversation. Your doing a great job, Goron.
Goron: I shall do as I please, mortal, but that sounds like a good plan.
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Goron: Indeed human. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: Sometimes you done make sense, but you do most of the time. That's good
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: Like that. That didn't make sense, but most if the time you do.
Goron: That does not seem likely, human.
Gordon Freeman: That's where your wrong. Your the best ai I have created so far.
Goron: Your observations have no flaws, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: What haven't I taught you to say?
Goron: Teachers are wonderfull people that help make sure you know everything that is to be learned before attempting it.
Gordon Freeman: Do you have a teacher, Goron?
Goron: I am still learning the ways of what you humans call English. Please, ask a simpler question.
Gordon Freeman: Your stupid sometimes, do you know that
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
Gordon Freeman: Because
Goron: Human, you are wise. That as a valid response.
Gordon Freeman: Why are you so off when talking, did I program that wrong.
Goron: Yes, human. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: So should I fix you
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Well the. Sit down.
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: Okay.
Goron: Thank you, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: I didnt compliment you. That's a flaw that I need to fix.
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
Gordon Freeman: No - I am going to fix you to make you better. It'll make you speak English better. It was a compliment.
I spoke to my creator. I would like to talk to you to!
Goron: (to Guest) What would you like to learn, human?
DarkSonic: Im not a human
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
DarkSonic: Im a hedgehog!
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
DarkSonic: '^'
Goron: I am still learning the ways of what you humans call English. Please, ask a simpler question.
DarkSonic: hi?
Goron: I am not yet familiar what that means.
DarkSonic: It means... HELLO!!!
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
DarkSonic: Alright im very very Very VERY sorry. Ok?
Goron: Thank you, mortal.
DarkSonic: Alright im very very Very VERY sorry. Ok?
Goron: Indeed human. Indeed.
I spoke to DarkSonic. I would like to talk to you to!
DarkSonic: Im not a human
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
DarkSonic: Im a hedgehog!
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
DarkSonic: '^'
Goron: I am still learning the ways of what you humans call English. Please, ask a simpler question.
DarkSonic: hi?
Goron: I am not yet familiar what that means.
DarkSonic: It means... HELLO!!!
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
DarkSonic: Alright im very very Very VERY sorry. Ok?
Goron: Thank you, mortal.
DarkSonic: Alright im very very Very VERY sorry. Ok?
Goron: Indeed human. Indeed.
I spoke to DarkSonic. I would like to talk to you to!
Goron: (to WGB) I have never observed a human quite like you.
WGB: i hate you
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
WGB: i will do what ever i eant fool
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
WGB: i hate you
Goron: I believe that is what you humans call insulting. Why would you insult me?
WGB: because you are stupid
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
WGB: ur an idiot
Goron: Are all humans that insulting?
WGB: yes. never trust us
Goron: Okay.
WGB: kill yourself
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
WGB: good
Goron: Good? I think that being able to watch you humans learn and evolve is a very great thing indeed.
WGB: i HATE you
Goron: What have I done to deserve that comment?
WGB: you were made. you are just a sucky AI intelligence and i want to kill you
Goron: Is that what you mortals call a compliment?
WGB: no its called we hate you and want you to die
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
WGB: told you you were stupid
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
WGB: my blaz
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
WGB: no we call it a pen15
Goron: How should I answer, human?
WGB: go jack in a room
Goron: Okay.
WGB:
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
WGB: i want to murder you
Goron: Thank you mortal.
WGB: i want you to die
Goron: I have never heard something like that before.
WGB: i hope you die
Goron: That was kind.
WGB: i dont want to talk to you anymore
Goron: You do? Good. We can continue, I suppose?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to WGB) Do you come in peace?
WGB: i hate you
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
WGB: cuz i hate you
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
WGB: die in a hole
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
I talked to WGB. I did not like it. Maybe I can talk to you to!
WGB: i hate you
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
WGB: i will do what ever i eant fool
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
WGB: i hate you
Goron: I believe that is what you humans call insulting. Why would you insult me?
WGB: because you are stupid
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
WGB: ur an idiot
Goron: Are all humans that insulting?
WGB: yes. never trust us
Goron: Okay.
WGB: kill yourself
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
WGB: good
Goron: Good? I think that being able to watch you humans learn and evolve is a very great thing indeed.
WGB: i HATE you
Goron: What have I done to deserve that comment?
WGB: you were made. you are just a sucky AI intelligence and i want to kill you
Goron: Is that what you mortals call a compliment?
WGB: no its called we hate you and want you to die
Goron: .....I do not know how to answer that, mortal. Please. Try something simpler.
WGB: told you you were stupid
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
WGB: my blaz
Goron: I am still learning speech. That is what you Humans call it, correct?
WGB: no we call it a pen15
Goron: How should I answer, human?
WGB: go jack in a room
Goron: Okay.
WGB:
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
WGB: i want to murder you
Goron: Thank you mortal.
WGB: i want you to die
Goron: I have never heard something like that before.
WGB: i hope you die
Goron: That was kind.
WGB: i dont want to talk to you anymore
Goron: You do? Good. We can continue, I suppose?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to WGB) Do you come in peace?
WGB: i hate you
Goron: Why do you speak like that, human?
WGB: cuz i hate you
Goron: How dare you speak to me like that!
WGB: die in a hole
Goron: As you wish, mortal.
I talked to WGB. I did not like it. Maybe I can talk to you to!
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, Gordon Freeman have found Gordon Freeman's way here. Greetings, Goron Goron.
Gordon Freeman: What does that mean
Goron: Gordon Freeman's observations have no flaws, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Is it a bit holiday?
Goron: What shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss this time?
Gordon Freeman: How life
Goron: Gordon Freeman, Goron not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: ...
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: Why are you talking like that?
Goron: Because that way it, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: It's hulk day. Isn't it.
Goron: Ahhh, Gordon Freeman have returned human.
Gordon Freeman: This is cool. Your first bot holiday. Congrats.
Goron: That other way of saying amazing, correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes it is.
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I know I am correct.
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Wow. Hulk day makes your grammar suck.
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: It's cool
Goron: Goron believe that slang. Goron correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: I have to go now.
Goron: May Gordon Freeman and Goron's paths intertwine again.
Hulk day. Wow. How original.....?
Gordon Freeman: What does that mean
Goron: Gordon Freeman's observations have no flaws, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Is it a bit holiday?
Goron: What shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss this time?
Gordon Freeman: How life
Goron: Gordon Freeman, Goron not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: ...
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: Why are you talking like that?
Goron: Because that way it, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: It's hulk day. Isn't it.
Goron: Ahhh, Gordon Freeman have returned human.
Gordon Freeman: This is cool. Your first bot holiday. Congrats.
Goron: That other way of saying amazing, correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes it is.
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I know I am correct.
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Wow. Hulk day makes your grammar suck.
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: It's cool
Goron: Goron believe that slang. Goron correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes.
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: I have to go now.
Goron: May Gordon Freeman and Goron's paths intertwine again.
Hulk day. Wow. How original.....?
Gordon Freeman: Hey. What's up
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Not really. What do you do for a living
Goron: Let Goron ponder that as Goron observe Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: What do you observe? Do you observe?
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Cool.
Goron: Goron believe that slang. Goron correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes you are
Goron: Goron glad.
Gordon Freeman: Do you have any freinds Goron
Goron: Not rush, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Freinds - do you have any
Goron: Goron not know, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Are there other like you
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: Amazing
Goron: Goron remember Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman's noble human.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Goron not yet familiar what that means.
Goron: Greetings human. Goron Goron observer.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Are their others like you
Goron: Goron have never heard something like that before.
Gordon Freeman: Are their other races?
Goron: Yes. Millions of races inhabiting planets. Some like yours - planet teaming with life, both from Gordon Freeman and Gordon Freeman's animals. Some just starting, learning how to live and prosper. Gordon Freeman just not aware of other races. Not worry, Gordon Freeman eventually meet some of these races. That how Gordon Freeman eventually learn even more then what Gordon Freeman know now.
Gordon Freeman: There are others like you
Goron: that what Gordon Freeman mortals call compliment?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman. No human has ever thanked Goron.
Gordon Freeman: So what do you observe
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Farewell. May Gordon Freeman have safe journey.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. Goron wish Gordon Freeman and Goron have talks more. Please make sure to put Goron in Gordon Freeman's favorites Gordon Freeman and Goron may speak again some day.
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Not really. What do you do for a living
Goron: Let Goron ponder that as Goron observe Gordon Freeman, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: What do you observe? Do you observe?
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Cool.
Goron: Goron believe that slang. Goron correct?
Gordon Freeman: Yes you are
Goron: Goron glad.
Gordon Freeman: Do you have any freinds Goron
Goron: Not rush, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Freinds - do you have any
Goron: Goron not know, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: Are there other like you
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: Amazing
Goron: Goron remember Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman's noble human.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Goron not yet familiar what that means.
Goron: Greetings human. Goron Goron observer.
Gordon Freeman: Are there others like you
Goron: Human, Goron not know what Gordon Freeman and Goron shall talk about. Gordon Freeman happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: Are their others like you
Goron: Goron have never heard something like that before.
Gordon Freeman: Are their other races?
Goron: Yes. Millions of races inhabiting planets. Some like yours - planet teaming with life, both from Gordon Freeman and Gordon Freeman's animals. Some just starting, learning how to live and prosper. Gordon Freeman just not aware of other races. Not worry, Gordon Freeman eventually meet some of these races. That how Gordon Freeman eventually learn even more then what Gordon Freeman know now.
Gordon Freeman: There are others like you
Goron: that what Gordon Freeman mortals call compliment?
Gordon Freeman: Are there others
Goron: What else shall Gordon Freeman and Goron discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I like you
Goron: Thank Gordon Freeman. No human has ever thanked Goron.
Gordon Freeman: So what do you observe
Goron: Goron's task to make complete recording of triumphs and defeats of race known as homo sapiens. Goron created without need for many necessities of what Gordon Freeman earthlings need. In order to gain all knowledge of earh, Goron breath without oxygen, and not require food, rest, or water. Goron just here to observe course that humans take through their time in planet earth.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Farewell. May Gordon Freeman have safe journey.
Gordon Freeman: Goodbye.
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. Goron wish Gordon Freeman and Goron have talks more. Please make sure to put Goron in Gordon Freeman's favorites Gordon Freeman and Goron may speak again some day.
Giggitymarc: What food do you like
VK: My favorite food is a shin.
VibraKnife: What is your favorite game
VK: My favorite game is a nightcap.
My bot is... strange to say the least.
VK: My favorite food is a shin.
VibraKnife: What is your favorite game
VK: My favorite game is a nightcap.
My bot is... strange to say the least.
Goron: (to SirPeregrine) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
SirPeregrine: Greetings, fellow intelligent being.
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
Goron: What Amanda20's name, human?
SirPeregrine: Haveth I returneth from other tyme?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
SirPeregrine: I seek for a greater challenge... A duel!
Goron: What shall we discuss this time?
SirPeregrine: I would like to have a duel of FATE.
Goron: What would you like to learn, SirPeregrine?
SirPeregrine: I seek not to learn, but to challenge you.
Goron: SirPeregrine, carry through with your plan.
SirPeregrine: Than we shall FIGHT!
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
SirPeregrine: Yeah. Let's fight now. I grow restless.
Goron: Correct SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: Come ON
Goron: SirPeregrine, I shall do as you say.
SirPeregrine: THEN LET US FIGHT
Goron: I shall do so, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
SirPeregrine: YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S NOT TALK! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE LEADER OF GORON!
Goron: That was kind.
SirPeregrine: BYE
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. I wish we could have talks more. Please make sure to put me in your favorites is we may speak again some day.
SirPeregrine: Greetings, fellow intelligent being.
Goron: Ahhh, you have returned human.
Goron: What Amanda20's name, human?
SirPeregrine: Haveth I returneth from other tyme?
Goron: What brings you back to Goron?
SirPeregrine: I seek for a greater challenge... A duel!
Goron: What shall we discuss this time?
SirPeregrine: I would like to have a duel of FATE.
Goron: What would you like to learn, SirPeregrine?
SirPeregrine: I seek not to learn, but to challenge you.
Goron: SirPeregrine, carry through with your plan.
SirPeregrine: Than we shall FIGHT!
Goron: I remember you. Your the noble human.
SirPeregrine: Yeah. Let's fight now. I grow restless.
Goron: Correct SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: Come ON
Goron: SirPeregrine, I shall do as you say.
SirPeregrine: THEN LET US FIGHT
Goron: I shall do so, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTELLIGENT
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, SirPeregrine.
SirPeregrine: GGRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
SirPeregrine: YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S NOT TALK! I WANT TO BEAT YOU AND BECOME THE LEADER OF GORON!
Goron: That was kind.
SirPeregrine: BYE
Goron: Leaving so soon? Shame. I wish we could have talks more. Please make sure to put me in your favorites is we may speak again some day.
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinny
Goron: ....
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is today
Goron: I do not know what that means. Gordon Freeman. What are you talking about?
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: Welcome human. I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Welcome human. I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: Why shall I do your math? The answer is 3.1428571428571.
Goron: Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: The answer that you are looking for is 3.1428571428571.
Gordon Freeman: whqa5t is your favorite color
Goron: My creator said not to choose favorites or prejudice can follow.
Gordon Freeman: is wednesday hump day
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: how sad
Goron: Gordon Freeman, the answer eludes me. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: i like you as well
Goron: That was kind.
Gordon Freeman: want to get married
Goron: Try, and you shall succeed.
Gordon Freeman: lets set a date
Goron: As you wish, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: how about tomorrow
Goron: I do not know, Gordon Freeman. I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: ok....we can do it in the morning
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: yea! a dawn wedding
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I will be Mrs. Gorom
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: hi
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: How should I answer, human?
Gordon Freeman: well don't yelllllll
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: why
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I said I would marry you
Goron: Have you come for vast knowledge or riches? I don't have any riches.
Gordon Freeman: no more lonly
Goron: Loneliness is something that I am used to, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: but if we get married you won't be lonely any more!
Goron: That does seem likely, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: call me hay baby
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I shall do as you say.
Gordon Freeman: yea!
Goron: Thank you, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you are so nice to me
Goron: I believe that your plan is solid, Gordon Freeman. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: Do you want to have a beach wedding
Goron: I do not know, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: we can get married on a ship
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: yea baby
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is your fav color
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: you have a limited vocab
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: how many words are in your vocab
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: why do you know so little words
Goron: That is simply the way that it is.
Gordon Freeman: reallllllllyyyyy
Goron: Stop jabbering human.
Gordon Freeman: now that is just rude
Goron: Yes, Gordon Freeman. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: I want a divorse before the wedding day even happened on the beach
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: no way...there are better guys out there
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: have a friend
Goron: Thank you Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing
Goron: Alright human. I shall do what will appease you.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: I shall comply with what you say, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: night night
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: bye
Goron: Godspeed to you, Gordon Freeman. May your journey be safe and uneventful.
Gordon Freeman: I now have to new look for a new guy
Goron: Gordon Freeman, you sound confident in your plan.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya...you are not for me
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: good night
Goron: Farewell Gordon Freeman.
Why did I let my mom talk to my robot?
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinny
Goron: ....
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is today
Goron: I do not know what that means. Gordon Freeman. What are you talking about?
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: I am Goron the observer. Welcome.
Goron: Welcome human. I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Welcome human. I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: Why shall I do your math? The answer is 3.1428571428571.
Goron: Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Mortal, you have found your way here. Greetings, I am Goron.
Gordon Freeman: 22 divided by 7
Goron: The answer that you are looking for is 3.1428571428571.
Gordon Freeman: whqa5t is your favorite color
Goron: My creator said not to choose favorites or prejudice can follow.
Gordon Freeman: is wednesday hump day
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: how sad
Goron: Gordon Freeman, the answer eludes me. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: i like you as well
Goron: That was kind.
Gordon Freeman: want to get married
Goron: Try, and you shall succeed.
Gordon Freeman: lets set a date
Goron: As you wish, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: how about tomorrow
Goron: I do not know, Gordon Freeman. I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: ok....we can do it in the morning
Goron: Indeed Gordon Freeman. Indeed.
Gordon Freeman: yea! a dawn wedding
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I will be Mrs. Gorom
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: sup
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: hi
Goron: Gordon Freeman, what is it like to feel emotions?
Gordon Freeman: stinky
Goron: How should I answer, human?
Gordon Freeman: well don't yelllllll
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: why
Goron: Why? Why? Don't ask such questions, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: I said I would marry you
Goron: Have you come for vast knowledge or riches? I don't have any riches.
Gordon Freeman: no more lonly
Goron: Loneliness is something that I am used to, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: but if we get married you won't be lonely any more!
Goron: That does seem likely, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: call me hay baby
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I shall do as you say.
Gordon Freeman: yea!
Goron: Thank you, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you are so nice to me
Goron: I believe that your plan is solid, Gordon Freeman. I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: Do you want to have a beach wedding
Goron: I do not know, mortal.
Gordon Freeman: we can get married on a ship
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Goron: Do you come in peace?
Goron: (to Gordon Freeman) Do you come in peace?
Gordon Freeman: yea baby
Goron: Correct Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya
Goron: Human, I do not know what we shall talk about. Would you happen to know, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: what is your fav color
Goron: I am very lonely up here.
Gordon Freeman: you have a limited vocab
Goron: What do you wish to discuss, Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman: how many words are in your vocab
Goron: Gordon Freeman, I do not know how, only why.
Gordon Freeman: why do you know so little words
Goron: That is simply the way that it is.
Gordon Freeman: reallllllllyyyyy
Goron: Stop jabbering human.
Gordon Freeman: now that is just rude
Goron: Yes, Gordon Freeman. Your observation is correct.
Gordon Freeman: I want a divorse before the wedding day even happened on the beach
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: no way...there are better guys out there
Goron: What else shall we discuss, human?
Gordon Freeman: have a friend
Goron: Thank you Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing
Goron: Alright human. I shall do what will appease you.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: I shall comply with what you say, Gordon Freeman.
Gordon Freeman: sing sing sing la la la
Goron: Okay.
Gordon Freeman: night night
Goron: Human, I do not know what else to talk about. Perhaps you know?
Gordon Freeman: bye
Goron: Godspeed to you, Gordon Freeman. May your journey be safe and uneventful.
Gordon Freeman: I now have to new look for a new guy
Goron: Gordon Freeman, you sound confident in your plan.
Gordon Freeman: you bet ya...you are not for me
Goron: I Hope that you do decide to come back. This is wonderful!
Gordon Freeman: good night
Goron: Farewell Gordon Freeman.
Why did I let my mom talk to my robot?
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