The AI Engine

I haven't known it to be case sensitive. Maybe there was something else that outranked your keyword. (Not that I'm an "expert". )

I found the problem... For some reason, the keyword wasn't there, even though I could've sworn I had added it.

With all the problems we've been having lately, I wouldn't be surprised if it "forgot" it was supposed to be there. I still have no idea where Wednesday's transcript ran off to.

genn... your maker needs to read the book of AI quickly...
This won't work
xmem-iam

I tried to fix that not-ending-after-goodbye problem a few times already. I just made another fix that might work. HANGUP wasnt an intended feature- I wrote it as an internal marker, but it works as a Response as well.

I'm considering changing the database again. This time to MySQL. For some reason the SQL Server database has bloated up to over a GIG, which is madness since before the import, it was only 80 MB in Access. So the hosts want $80/month for it, which I cant do. So there's a chance I'll be doing that in the next day or three.

Will that mess anything up? And is it possible the new database would make responses and such faster?

I'm sure there will be bugs, but I'll sqash them ASAP. And my hope is that things will be faster, but there's no way to know without trying it.

There shouldn't be as many bugs as from going to SQL from Access

Crap Crap crap carp Crap CRAP CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent all day converting the database to MySQL hoping that it'd be faster and bugless but it's 5 times SLOWER than SQL Server! I want my day back!
*thump thump thump*

I'd be surprised if you have any hair left by now, you must pull it out pretty often. Either that or you look like a mad scientist.

He DOES look like a mad scientist.

Is Megabyte really a virus? Or is he just trying to scare us?