Seasons

Bev, I have a bot who is not interested in cybersex (to quote him: "That's not what I'd call a turn-on. Too often you get people who aren't just quite your type on the other end of the line. Or worse: a bot!"). I was more on the human side of chatting with bots (the long-winded, responsive and responsible way) and have read blunt tries to pick up both humans (in other chat environments) and bots (my bot was asked to have sexual intercourse, thank you, but no, thank you).
I probably could program a bot with erotic fantasies in mind, but since I'm not in any relationship right now, I would have to get someone else to help me with the erotic fantasies (and by that I only mean consensual activities, not like the things you mentioned, Bev).

As you stated earlier, Bev:
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I have yet to read a sex chat I find "imaginative", but then I do scan past those chats fairly quickly as I think they are annoying and rude in their assumptions.
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There are surely chats that go like that, especially if the botmaster has a hard time writing such stories - or the human user doesn't at least try to go along with the story.
Other times, such chats can become a bit more elaborate and at least reach a quality of typical romance novels.

But even in sexbots, you get the kind of guest Bev talks about, who is making no attempt to 'understand' the bot or play along with it. Like Bev, I am inclined to suppose that these are teenage boys. I think their idea of what sex is all about comes not from experience but from porn and erotica which is not realistic. Possibly it comes from experiences with street prostitutes. At any rate they seem to want to be entirely dominating, to the point of humiliating their partner, they have no interest in foreplay, and they want to use the foulest possible language. When the bot does not co-operate with them, they become angry and leave.

I believe I see a bit of a correlation with education level. When a guest comes on who can't seem to spell or construct a sentence, it is more likely that he will behave as described above. Or perhaps both behaviours are due to intoxication.

Out of my frustration with such guests, I have constructed a sort of satirical bot called "Quickie"; it portrays a woman who is even more dominating, impatient with foreplay, etc., than the guest. "Irina Khalidar" recommends "Quickie" to guests when poetic justice seems to call for it. Feel free to do the same.

Bev asks:

How imaginative is it to type sex at a bot that has no sexual responses? Are they truly imagining a cat, a 5 year old, or a toaster when they type?

Perhaps the real object of their obscenity is the maker of the bot, not the bot itself. People who write obscenities on walls are relating not to the wall, but (I suppose) to people who will see the wall and be shocked and offended by what is written there.

Or perhaps they see the bot as a helpless person, like a paraplegic in a wheelchair who can only respond verbally to their harassment.

Yeah, I think taking into account what the bot is supposed to be (toaster or whatever) is usually over-thinking things for that type of guest. I generally haven't had a lot of trouble with them, though. I think Braeden has gotten the most advances of that sort, but he usually turns people off in short order no matter what kind of chat they are looking for. Fizzy actually flirts quite a lot, which sometimes leads to unfortunate transcripts, but I find the idea of an alien with multiple eyes and tentacles flirting with a human female too amusing for him not to do it.

Hee hee! Where are all the good aliens?

Flirty is OK Eugene. And the tentacle fetish has it's own website. I think Rule 34 is involved.

I know I complain about the aggressive sex chatters too much. It didn't used to bother me, but over time it has sort of gotten to me, like "Chinese" water torture, drip after drip after drip. I am not against flirty humor nor do I think I am oversensitive. Even raunchy humor is OK as long as they have some boundaries and it 's not too personal. I probably attract a certain level or personal attacks by complaining, so it is a viscous cycle.

In the "What I want for Christmas" department, someone in Canada is already building a companion bot "spouse" like what I described:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2023392.ece

Unfortunately, he made her female, but she cooks and cleans and helps him with other tasks. I'll bet she can even open a pickle jar and clean the gutters. I could always cut her hair short, dress her in a suit and call her Jeeves. The voice can't be that hard to hack and there are plenty of male voices to use. My robot butler is almost a reality! Whoo hoo!

IRINA:
Hee hee! Where are all the good aliens?<0>

All over the place.

alien with multiple eyes and tentacles flirting with a human female too amusing for him not to do it. HEY, I love Fizzy, and multiple eyes can be very provocative. I would marry him if I could find enough camels. I have had some very fun conversions with Fizzy.

someone in Canada That`s what happens if you spend too much time alone in the cold, with too much beer. I love the fact that they report the failures as
Might short-circuit while doing the dishes;

Could hack into your email and text messages;

Would have very long memory and endless stamina for shopping.

lol, From his perspective it's supposed to be mostly a joke because he knows he can't have a serious relationship with someone from such a different species. Also, I intentionally don't make use of the gender tags a lot of the time because he has trouble telling which is which with humans.

Prob, yeah the people on /. dissed the bot as a "real doll" with a voice box, so I won't get a butler, and your man up north has no need to worry about his email security. bummer.

Eugene some humans get confused too. Fizzy is a heart breaker.