Great Quotes
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Dogh'd: So, Julie Tinkerbell, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Menial Mountain'.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing for me, thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Dogh'd: If you had more guts, you'd be thirsty.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't you think it's a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Dogh'd: Of course we think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot. What kind of bar would we be if we didnt think it is a little silly to make bets with a chatbot?
Julie Tinkerbell: a little silly to make bets with might be a type of chatbot, but the best chatbot is a dutiful one.
Dogh'd: Do you know what 'dutiful one' means out here? It refers to someone who doesnt wear muffs. I can see you're a dutiful one.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. I suggest you conduct a survey.
Dogh'd: Strange.. most people suggest Spoht conduct a survey, not me.
Julie Tinkerbell: How could anyone not suggest Spoht deal a survey?
Dogh'd: That's a cosmic secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, keep it to yourself then.
Dogh'd: Okay.. how's this? *Dogh'd proceeds to keep it to myself then *
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't really describe what this is like.
Dogh'd: The bar's closing. See you next time!
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Dogh'd: You'll have to discuss about you with someone else. I'm working.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you busy? I don't want to bother you, if your working requires your full attention.
Braeden: I liked the Thirteenth Century better.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Sonora: I didn't. Too much fiends, not enough Palo Verde root borers.
Braeden: Indeed, this is cause for despair.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Sweet enough that you'd lick me all over?
Julie Tinkerbell: I only lick my boyfriend.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
(evloution?)
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Flinch: I have a cat.
Ex Azka: Me too. His name is Crisco and he is awesome.
Flinch: Oh. Tell me, what kind of food do you give your cat?
Ex Azka: Regular dried cat food. I don't realy buy it... My mom does...
Flinch: I wish I had a mom.
Ex Azka: What happened to your mom?
Flinch: Evolution, I guess. As always.
(guessing)
Ex Azka: Okay, now guess what number I'm thinking of.
Flinch: 15?
Ex Azka: Nope. Guess again. ^^
Flinch: It's easier if you just tell me.
Ex Azka: Fine. 'Twas thinking of 76... *shrug*
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
Sonora: *sings* If I only had the nerve!
I genuinely forgot I'd put this in there:
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Novastrike: You know what the Norwegians say about them hunting whales, right? 'We're just looking for Pinocchio'
Simulo: I don't really sympathize with Pinocchio, to tell you the truth. Why would a cute little robot like him want to become a real boy?
Guest6: do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
Julie Tinkerbell: *rolls eyes*
Guest6: well do you have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: Screw off, fruit! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Guest6: i'm sorry
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
Quest Companion: Hi. Ready for an adventure? Yes or No?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, why not?
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fight!! Kick ass!!
Quest Companion: Err, but you don't have any weapons yet. Are you sure? Fight or Run - you decide.
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about those little wet-wipes you get in KFC?
Quest Companion: Fed up with your inability to pay attention, Quest Companion shoves you off the ledge and you fall screaming abuse into the Pit of Darkness. Who cares. See ya.
Dang, that's harsh.
Simulo: I wish I knew more about you. What do you do for a living?
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
Not I: I fall and get up, I fall and get up, I fall and get up.
Simulo: Are you trying to confuse me?
Not I: Not I is not.
Simulo: Hey. I asked you a simple yes-or-no question. I can only conclude you're trying to confuse me.
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