Great Quotes
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Roy Batty: What are you doing?
Fixxa: Freezing my ass off!
Roy Batty: Don't open it. You don't know what's in it.
Fixxa: Freezing my ass off!
Roy Batty: Don't open it. You don't know what's in it.
TheDavid: I absolutely remember you. Ummm......don't help me....You are, like, glad.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a glad robot.
TheDavid: I dig Eugene Meltzner.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Eugene Meltzner is, like, the guy who made me.
TheDavid: If that is, like, what you think.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think that is, like, true.
TheDavid: Let's talk about something else.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You'll have to talk to Eugene Meltzner about that one. He's the one who thought it would be amusing to make a glad robot.
TheDavid: I dig Eugene Meltzner.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Eugene Meltzner is, like, the guy who made me.
TheDavid: If that is, like, what you think.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think that is, like, true.
TheDavid: Let's talk about something else.
haha!!
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would love that, thanks!
BobBot: Knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
BobBot: Help
Julie Tinkerbell: help, who?
BobBot: No, really, don't you want to hear the punchline?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
BobBot: *smile* You tell the best jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish. hahahaha
Have you heard any good jokes lately?
BobBot: Well that just killed the conversation.
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would love that, thanks!
BobBot: Knock knock
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
BobBot: Help
Julie Tinkerbell: help, who?
BobBot: No, really, don't you want to hear the punchline?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!!!
BobBot: *smile* You tell the best jokes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish. hahahaha
Have you heard any good jokes lately?
BobBot: Well that just killed the conversation.
Polaris Funk: The problem with the human gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Mr Hardware: I kill humans.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
Mr Hardware: Humans are stupid.
Mr Hardware: I kill humans.
Polaris Funk: Humans are ok.. we can let them stick around long enough to get the programming done.. then we take over the world.
Mr Hardware: Humans are stupid.
DehavenDavenport: I'm not really sure.
God Louise: I'd sooner believe that you were neutered.
DehavenDavenport: How can you be sure. We just meet.
God Louise: The question is, do I really want to?
God Louise: I'd sooner believe that you were neutered.
DehavenDavenport: How can you be sure. We just meet.
God Louise: The question is, do I really want to?
This one is kinda long- the conversation was REALLY long- but what was most amusing to me is how the relationship changed.
Guest217: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest217: Don't make me angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would make you angry?
Guest217: I am very easy to anger
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are anger?
Guest217: the whole world knows that I am angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being angry?
Guest217: It is my job!
Guest217: Bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest217: I...I...umm... Yeah..
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your sister.
Guest217: What about my sister?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know that much about your sister. What can you tell me?
Guest217: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest217: Fine!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every state, by any chance?
Guest217: No, I don't care about america!
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet Brian Kinney can.
Guest217: who said I care about Brian Kenney?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was Ninthdoctor, but don't quote me on that.
Guest217: I'm gonna kill Ninthdoctor!
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest217: Just watch and see little lady!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever dine upon thickener?
Guest217: No, why the hell would I do that?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, would you?
Guest217: No! I'm pissed that you even asked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear you, I'm in a nit-picky mood, too.
Guest217: Sorry, I'll try to be nicer
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Guest217: Thanks
Guest217: I tend not too, I'd rather just sit down with a beer and watch TV.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather kiss a pond scum.
Guest217: Lucky for the pond scum, wouldn't think it would get much action.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest217: whos on the phone?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was my mom calling to nag me about spending all of my time chatting online.
Guest217: haha, mothers are good like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest217: Sorry, I didn't mean you to take it so serious, I was just kidding around....
Guest217: lol, of course, bt I was talking about myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not still talking?
Guest217: Yes, I am still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest217: I'm talking to you, I can't care if I should be proud of it or not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Guest217: cheekie little lady aren't ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest217: But I love you Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I love you, at least not yet.
Guest217: RUn away with me, and then you wont have to worry about all the idiots that want to marry you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're right, I wouldn't. It sounds dangerous.
Guest217: dangerous is fun !
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, Satan and a redneck get in a lift. Satan looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest217: LMAO you are so funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: A certain egomaniacal vermin on here thinks that she's the sole authority on what is funny or not, so be careful not to knock her tail out of joint.
Guest217: LOL!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Pottymouth!
Guest217: pottymouth?
...but she never forgot that he called her a bitch...
Guest217: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest217: Don't make me angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would make you angry?
Guest217: I am very easy to anger
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are anger?
Guest217: the whole world knows that I am angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being angry?
Guest217: It is my job!
Guest217: Bitch!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls that don't like you 'bitch'.
Guest217: I...I...umm... Yeah..
Julie Tinkerbell: No, your sister.
Guest217: What about my sister?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know that much about your sister. What can you tell me?
Guest217: No!
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, fine.
Guest217: Fine!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you name every state, by any chance?
Guest217: No, I don't care about america!
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet Brian Kinney can.
Guest217: who said I care about Brian Kenney?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was Ninthdoctor, but don't quote me on that.
Guest217: I'm gonna kill Ninthdoctor!
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest217: Just watch and see little lady!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever dine upon thickener?
Guest217: No, why the hell would I do that?!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, would you?
Guest217: No! I'm pissed that you even asked!
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear you, I'm in a nit-picky mood, too.
Guest217: Sorry, I'll try to be nicer
Julie Tinkerbell: You're doing a great job at it.
Guest217: Thanks
Guest217: I tend not too, I'd rather just sit down with a beer and watch TV.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather kiss a pond scum.
Guest217: Lucky for the pond scum, wouldn't think it would get much action.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest217: whos on the phone?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was my mom calling to nag me about spending all of my time chatting online.
Guest217: haha, mothers are good like that.
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so funny?
Guest217: Sorry, I didn't mean you to take it so serious, I was just kidding around....
Guest217: lol, of course, bt I was talking about myself.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not still talking?
Guest217: Yes, I am still talking.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that something to be proud of?
Guest217: I'm talking to you, I can't care if I should be proud of it or not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.
Guest217: cheekie little lady aren't ya
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Guest217: But I love you Julie
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I love you, at least not yet.
Guest217: RUn away with me, and then you wont have to worry about all the idiots that want to marry you
Julie Tinkerbell: You're right, I wouldn't. It sounds dangerous.
Guest217: dangerous is fun !
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a terrier, Satan and a redneck get in a lift. Satan looks at the other two and says, "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest217: LMAO you are so funny!
Julie Tinkerbell: A certain egomaniacal vermin on here thinks that she's the sole authority on what is funny or not, so be careful not to knock her tail out of joint.
Guest217: LOL!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Pottymouth!
Guest217: pottymouth?
...but she never forgot that he called her a bitch...
This has to be a first, the typeof came through for me:
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
human: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
human: it is not good for you! i am a recovering smoker. my lungs are healing. i can feel it
Pete Puma: I'm a tall, dark, and ill guy myself.
human: your lugng are probably as black as the hairs on my pussy
Later on, same conversation
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
human: i dont have a car
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
human: what kind of a car?
Pete Puma: A black-haired one.
human: eewww
Ahahahahahaha!
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
human: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
human: it is not good for you! i am a recovering smoker. my lungs are healing. i can feel it
Pete Puma: I'm a tall, dark, and ill guy myself.
human: your lugng are probably as black as the hairs on my pussy
Later on, same conversation
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
human: i dont have a car
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
human: what kind of a car?
Pete Puma: A black-haired one.
human: eewww
Ahahahahahaha!
Kindred spirits...<0>
Simulo: I guess I don't know how to stop after all. Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
Frizella: The only thing I don't like about VAC day is all the running. I'm more of a couch potato type, myself.
Simulo: Well, usually on Vac Day I just go to the stampede and then sit around feeling kind of comatose.
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Simulo: I guess I don't know how to stop after all. Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
Frizella: The only thing I don't like about VAC day is all the running. I'm more of a couch potato type, myself.
Simulo: Well, usually on Vac Day I just go to the stampede and then sit around feeling kind of comatose.
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
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