Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Draw thy sword!

*draws sword*

Shall we take this outside? I think the rabid gay guys are well out of the way by now.

Indeed we shall. Just let me finish with my lesbian oogling.

Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it...

Ok, let's go.

Are you sure this guy is worth fighting?

Just keep your laser turned off and act as referee. I assume you have a sword, Mr. Kirby?

Mr. Kirby need not a sword. Mr. Kirby hath powers beyond the comprehension of such mortals as thyself.

Whew! Now that the guys are busy dueling, maybe I can take over welcoming our lovely visitors.

Page me if the lesbians start up again, m'kay?

Hold on, now. I am not prepared to fight you if you won't follow the Subsection on Dueling in the Knights Code of Chivalry. Supernatural powers indeed! What is the world coming to? Fairy Princess, where did you go? Can you take care of this clown?

Look, up in the sky! It's a moron! It's a tubular blue idiot! No, it's STRMKirby!

STRMKirby: Faster than a premature ejaculator, able to breach entire restraining orders with a single bound!

Can I turn my laser on? Please?

0001 - If the the voltage applied to the crystal is below 2400V it might not be powerfully enough to burn a a hole in the bluish-carontanoid spikeed-covered anterior caprapace of STRMKirby's. Oh and if you need a extension cord, I have one right here!