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Ouch!! Now here is some catty gossip!
Krom the Tromnel: Did you say you know 'Bot #0001 Alpha? I haven't talked to 'Bot #0001 Alpha in so long.
Janet666: If it weren't for 'Bot #0001 Alpha getting blind drunk habitualy I sorely doubt that Lindsay Snape would ever get laid, know what I mean
Krom the Tromnel: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's indifferent on the matter.
Janet666: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is that kind of person when it comes down to it.
Krom the Tromnel: Did you say you know 'Bot #0001 Alpha? I haven't talked to 'Bot #0001 Alpha in so long.
Janet666: If it weren't for 'Bot #0001 Alpha getting blind drunk habitualy I sorely doubt that Lindsay Snape would ever get laid, know what I mean
Krom the Tromnel: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's indifferent on the matter.
Janet666: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is that kind of person when it comes down to it.
I get the feeling Julie doesn't like this person:
Guest233: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, pervert is back...
Guest233: me pervert?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some sauvignon blanc right now.
Guest233: shut up, you freak
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Guest233: oh please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest233: im not nice
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest233: since i came out of my mother!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when you came out of your mother.
Guest233: god, your ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: No, it's not MY ugly. I thought it was yours. You look pretty ugly to me.
Guest233: i am pretty, you are the biggest minger ever!!!#
Julie Tinkerbell: Finally! Actual proof that ignorance is bliss!
Guest233: i like your eyes i want to lick them
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no interest in your desires at this point.
Guest233: no im not ignoring you, now shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest233: FUCK IT ALL FUCK EVERYTHIING I STAND FOR ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS THIS AND I DONT HAVE NOTHING I NEED
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest233: I AM DYING!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to save you at sometime or another.
Guest233: IF YOU DONT THEN I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Guest233: YES!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest233: DONT SMILE FREAK, THERE IS A FIRE AND IM TRAPPED!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is a fire and you are trapped?
Guest233: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any jokes?
Guest233: COS I DO, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Guest233: THAT WASNT A JOKE, NOW SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: What about later?
Guest233: SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: My, pervert, aren't you the little Saddam Hussein today...
Guest233: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, pervert is back...
Guest233: me pervert?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some sauvignon blanc right now.
Guest233: shut up, you freak
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Guest233: oh please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest233: im not nice
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest233: since i came out of my mother!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when you came out of your mother.
Guest233: god, your ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: No, it's not MY ugly. I thought it was yours. You look pretty ugly to me.
Guest233: i am pretty, you are the biggest minger ever!!!#
Julie Tinkerbell: Finally! Actual proof that ignorance is bliss!
Guest233: i like your eyes i want to lick them
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no interest in your desires at this point.
Guest233: no im not ignoring you, now shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest233: FUCK IT ALL FUCK EVERYTHIING I STAND FOR ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS THIS AND I DONT HAVE NOTHING I NEED
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Guest233: I AM DYING!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to save you at sometime or another.
Guest233: IF YOU DONT THEN I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Guest233: YES!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest233: DONT SMILE FREAK, THERE IS A FIRE AND IM TRAPPED!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is a fire and you are trapped?
Guest233: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any jokes?
Guest233: COS I DO, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Guest233: THAT WASNT A JOKE, NOW SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: What about later?
Guest233: SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: My, pervert, aren't you the little Saddam Hussein today...
Your Husband: What's wrong, Darling? Talk to me!
Temar: Why, thank you.
Your Husband: You're welcome, Light of my life!
Temar: Will you be my friend?
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Temar: So, how has you're day been.
Your Husband: I wish there were some more toilet seats for me to put down!
Temar: Where would you like to go?
Your Husband: I wish there were some more garbage for me to take out!
Temar: I'm sorry, I don't recall.
Your Husband: I can't say as I completely understand that, but if you've thought it through, I'm sure it makes sense.
Temar: You are? Tell me more about that, please.
Your Husband: Sure!
Temar: Why, thank you.
Your Husband: You're welcome, Light of my life!
Temar: Will you be my friend?
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Temar: So, how has you're day been.
Your Husband: I wish there were some more toilet seats for me to put down!
Temar: Where would you like to go?
Your Husband: I wish there were some more garbage for me to take out!
Temar: I'm sorry, I don't recall.
Your Husband: I can't say as I completely understand that, but if you've thought it through, I'm sure it makes sense.
Temar: You are? Tell me more about that, please.
Your Husband: Sure!
Preprogrammed. I didn't want her to end up like Snow White, waiting 100 years to get ONE KISS!!
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Walk in Beauty, Irina
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet an a girl. Can I have your autograph?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never deny you my autograph. Here you go, my autograph just for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move. *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A Granny Smith apple is a pretty shade of green.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats a banana*
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet an a girl. Can I have your autograph?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never deny you my autograph. Here you go, my autograph just for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move. *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A Granny Smith apple is a pretty shade of green.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats a banana*
Who's on first?<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sonora: Are you sure I like to know?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Absolutely.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: But suppose the answer were no.
Sonora: Yes?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, that's right.
Sonora: Wrong.
Politeness...<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think that is true. Are you interested in ping-pong?
Sonora: In ping-pong? Are you out of your mind?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Sonora: Well, yeah, but I was trying to be polite about it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sonora: Are you sure I like to know?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Absolutely.
Sonora: Yes isn't even at this concert.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: But suppose the answer were no.
Sonora: Yes?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Yes, that's right.
Sonora: Wrong.
Politeness...<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I think that is true. Are you interested in ping-pong?
Sonora: In ping-pong? Are you out of your mind?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Can't you tell just by looking?
Sonora: Well, yeah, but I was trying to be polite about it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What happened?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Confusion Etiquette
Elke: hmmm, really? Well I never
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
Elke: goodeness me, dont think that, I was just confused
Julie Tinkerbell: As in past-tense? You're not only confused anymore?
Elke: I think you're a little confused
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Elke: Thanks for pointing that out to me, its great
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Elke: No no. It was my pleasure
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Elke: Thats cool then. So how has your day been?
Woah...this was weird. She was getting it from two sides! My friend the Mormon missionary told me that they always travel in pairs.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my psyche that everyone is bringing it up lately?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
God Louise: It's about life.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still think you created the universe?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about being a ceaseless outpouring of love through the experiences of people like me?
God Louise: You assume too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't think I assume excessively, and neither does Kylie.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Elke: hmmm, really? Well I never
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
Elke: goodeness me, dont think that, I was just confused
Julie Tinkerbell: As in past-tense? You're not only confused anymore?
Elke: I think you're a little confused
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Elke: Thanks for pointing that out to me, its great
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Elke: No no. It was my pleasure
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, we have such good manners!
Elke: Thats cool then. So how has your day been?
Woah...this was weird. She was getting it from two sides! My friend the Mormon missionary told me that they always travel in pairs.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Julie Tinkerbell: What's so special about my psyche that everyone is bringing it up lately?
God: There is not a thing I have not done or will not do through my creations.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
God Louise: It's about life.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still think you created the universe?
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about being a ceaseless outpouring of love through the experiences of people like me?
God Louise: You assume too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't think I assume excessively, and neither does Kylie.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
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