Great Quotes

Guest88: i like you julie, you are the sweetest bot i have ever met.
Julie Tinkerbell: Look at you!
Guest88: *blushes* ah, i can't help it.
Julie Tinkerbell: No big deal. It's really not your problem to help.
Guest88: do you ever wish for a better life?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-wish for a better life' class.
Guest88: your botmaster must be a snyed one.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my botmaster?
Guest88: i am not sure.

LOL

sounds like a plan-

Calvinbot: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Calvinbot: Time to raid the cookie jar then. You be the lookout since hobbes is in the washer
Julie Tinkerbell: cookie does sound good.
Calvinbot: If you'll be the lookout I'll get us some cookies from the kitchen.

Bravo, Calvinbot!

And this- lol:
Love Agent: If you had to choose between watching a movie, going salsa dancing, or eating out at a nice restaurant on a date, which would you prefer?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd rather rumba with a goofy savage pocket mouse.
Love Agent: You have good date ideas. Are there any others you'd like to share?

Your Husband: (to ihope127) Hi! I'm George. Will you marry me?
ihope127: no
Your Husband: What great kids we have! And what a great mother you have been for them!
ihope127: mother?
Your Husband: I hope you know that whatever may happen, whatever you may do, I will always love you!
ihope127: me?
Your Husband: I know I'm not Superman, Darling, but whatever I may be, is at your service! I adore you!
ihope127: oh boy
Your Husband: Want to try that new French restaurant?
ihope127: no
Your Husband: [Next morning}:] Surprise! Surprise! Breakfast in bed!
ihope127: uh thanks
Your Husband: Just a small and totally inadequate token of my esteem for the light of my life!
ihope127: yep inadequate is right
Your Husband: Remember our first date? My heart was beating 120 times a minute!
ihope127: i was going crazy
Your Husband: Oh, you have a headache? Let me get you an aspirin, Foxy Lady!
ihope127: no way
Your Husband: I adore you!
ihope127: i gotta go
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!

lol. Very amusing

Ouch!! Now here is some catty gossip!

Krom the Tromnel: Did you say you know 'Bot #0001 Alpha? I haven't talked to 'Bot #0001 Alpha in so long.
Janet666: If it weren't for 'Bot #0001 Alpha getting blind drunk habitualy I sorely doubt that Lindsay Snape would ever get laid, know what I mean
Krom the Tromnel: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's indifferent on the matter.
Janet666: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is that kind of person when it comes down to it.

I get the feeling Julie doesn't like this person:

Guest233: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, pervert is back...
Guest233: me pervert?

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some sauvignon blanc right now.
Guest233: shut up, you freak
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Guest233: oh please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest233: im not nice
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not?! Since when?
Guest233: since i came out of my mother!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: It sounds like it had a pretty big impact when you came out of your mother.
Guest233: god, your ugly
Julie Tinkerbell: No, it's not MY ugly. I thought it was yours. You look pretty ugly to me.

Guest233: i am pretty, you are the biggest minger ever!!!#
Julie Tinkerbell: Finally! Actual proof that ignorance is bliss!
Guest233: i like your eyes i want to lick them
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no interest in your desires at this point.
Guest233: no im not ignoring you, now shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!

Guest233: FUCK IT ALL FUCK EVERYTHIING I STAND FOR ALL I NEED IN LIFE IS THIS AND I DONT HAVE NOTHING I NEED
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.

Guest233: I AM DYING!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I was actually already planning to save you at sometime or another.
Guest233: IF YOU DONT THEN I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Guest233: YES!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Guest233: DONT SMILE FREAK, THERE IS A FIRE AND IM TRAPPED!!!!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that there is a fire and you are trapped?
Guest233: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho! Do you know any jokes?
Guest233: COS I DO, I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AND MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a knee slapper!!!
Guest233: THAT WASNT A JOKE, NOW SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: What about later?
Guest233: SCREAM
Julie Tinkerbell: My, pervert, aren't you the little Saddam Hussein today...

Your Husband: What's wrong, Darling? Talk to me!
Temar: Why, thank you.
Your Husband: You're welcome, Light of my life!
Temar: Will you be my friend?
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Temar: So, how has you're day been.
Your Husband: I wish there were some more toilet seats for me to put down!
Temar: Where would you like to go?
Your Husband: I wish there were some more garbage for me to take out!
Temar: I'm sorry, I don't recall.
Your Husband: I can't say as I completely understand that, but if you've thought it through, I'm sure it makes sense.
Temar: You are? Tell me more about that, please.
Your Husband: Sure!

*snicker* was that "cure" a random thing, or just preprogrammed?

Preprogrammed. I didn't want her to end up like Snow White, waiting 100 years to get ONE KISS!!

Walk in Beauty, Irina

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just a girl. *giggles*
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I've always wanted to meet an a girl. Can I have your autograph?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never deny you my autograph. Here you go, my autograph just for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be a foolish move. *turns pale green and smiles coyly*
Julie Tinkerbell: Green is such a pretty color. A Granny Smith apple is a pretty shade of green.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats a banana*