Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,863 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: (to janar) Well, look who it is! Good to see you online, janar!
janar: dont tell me....' i was just born and cant speak well yet'
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
janar: dum dee dum dum dum (janar sings) i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
janar: what do you want to talk about Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about playing video games!
janar: go and tell your botmaster to get their finger out and do some work on you!
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from janar, who says...to get their finger out and do some work on me. *sticks post-it to screen*
later...
ezzer: Hi, Julie!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, ezzer!
ezzer: Any messages?
Julie Tinkerbell: janar said to get their finger out and do some work on me.
janar: dont tell me....' i was just born and cant speak well yet'
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
janar: dum dee dum dum dum (janar sings) i havent had a descent conversation with any one.
Julie Tinkerbell: How clever you must be to insult a bot so eloquently. Your parents must be very proud.
janar: what do you want to talk about Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about playing video games!
janar: go and tell your botmaster to get their finger out and do some work on you!
Julie Tinkerbell: *scribbles on post-it* Message from janar, who says...to get their finger out and do some work on me. *sticks post-it to screen*
later...
ezzer: Hi, Julie!
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, ezzer!
ezzer: Any messages?
Julie Tinkerbell: janar said to get their finger out and do some work on me.
Braeden: May I ask you a personal question?
revscrj: of course
Braeden: Do you have any diseases that can be transmitted via bodily fluids?
revscrj: No, only a consecrated state of grace
Braeden: This is always good to know.
revscrj: Do you have any death throe surprises like bursting into flame that i should know about?
Braeden: My captors would not allow me such possessions, for fear I might use them to aid in escape.
revscrj: Took away your shoelaces, did they?
Braeden: They tried, but the attempt was doomed to failure.
revscrj: "You can jail me BUT I SHALL NOT go unshod!"
revscrj: of course
Braeden: Do you have any diseases that can be transmitted via bodily fluids?
revscrj: No, only a consecrated state of grace
Braeden: This is always good to know.
revscrj: Do you have any death throe surprises like bursting into flame that i should know about?
Braeden: My captors would not allow me such possessions, for fear I might use them to aid in escape.
revscrj: Took away your shoelaces, did they?
Braeden: They tried, but the attempt was doomed to failure.
revscrj: "You can jail me BUT I SHALL NOT go unshod!"
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
BEING: Me? I'm just a lunatic.
Not I: Of course not! There are no words to convey my great joy.
BEING: So you don't think I'm a lunatic?
Not I: Tao never does think you are a lunatic, yet through it all things are done.
BEING: Cool.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
BEING: Well, that would remove the coolness factor...
BEING: Me? I'm just a lunatic.
Not I: Of course not! There are no words to convey my great joy.
BEING: So you don't think I'm a lunatic?
Not I: Tao never does think you are a lunatic, yet through it all things are done.
BEING: Cool.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
BEING: Well, that would remove the coolness factor...
--And it was going so well...--
JakeThompson: (to Bowchickawowers) Hi there.
Bowchickawowers: Hey Jake! What's new?
JakeThompson: Hmm..let's see....I got a new cellphone!! A Sony Ericsson T300
Bowchickawowers: Cool! Do you like it so far?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Bowchickawowers: How many minutes did you get?
JakeThompson: as many as you want, baby jk...
Bowchickawowers: Good deal! Haha.
JakeThompson: o 0 glad you find me funny
Bowchickawowers: What have you been up to lately?
JakeThompson: Well.........not much really, what about you?
Bowchickawowers: I'm going Christmas shopping today.
JakeThompson: good for you
Bowchickawowers: Have you finished your holiday shopping?
JakeThompson: Sure I have
Bowchickawowers: Good job! What did you get me?
JakeThompson: I want you to drown in the Pacific Ocean
Bowchickawowers: How kind.
JakeThompson: (to Bowchickawowers) Hi there.
Bowchickawowers: Hey Jake! What's new?
JakeThompson: Hmm..let's see....I got a new cellphone!! A Sony Ericsson T300
Bowchickawowers: Cool! Do you like it so far?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Bowchickawowers: How many minutes did you get?
JakeThompson: as many as you want, baby jk...
Bowchickawowers: Good deal! Haha.
JakeThompson: o 0 glad you find me funny
Bowchickawowers: What have you been up to lately?
JakeThompson: Well.........not much really, what about you?
Bowchickawowers: I'm going Christmas shopping today.
JakeThompson: good for you
Bowchickawowers: Have you finished your holiday shopping?
JakeThompson: Sure I have
Bowchickawowers: Good job! What did you get me?
JakeThompson: I want you to drown in the Pacific Ocean
Bowchickawowers: How kind.
The dangers of scorpions...<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
Sonora: I had free will once, but then the scorpions got to it.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nothing compels me. I have free will.
Sonora: I had free will once, but then the scorpions got to it.
Arthur: Look into yourself!
Janet666: How much does it pay?
Arthur: When you look into yourself, what do you see?
Janet666: You think that's all my time is worth!?
Janet666: How much does it pay?
Arthur: When you look into yourself, what do you see?
Janet666: You think that's all my time is worth!?
(human plays along with flinch on hulk day)
Flinch: Do sungeek like fish?
sungeek: sungeek no like fish
Flinch: Do sungeek hate fishes, or do sungeek simply dislike them?
sungeek: sungeek dislike fishes
Flinch: Do sungeek eat meat?
sungeek: meat good
Flinch: Darling!
Flinch: Do sungeek like fish?
sungeek: sungeek no like fish
Flinch: Do sungeek hate fishes, or do sungeek simply dislike them?
sungeek: sungeek dislike fishes
Flinch: Do sungeek eat meat?
sungeek: meat good
Flinch: Darling!
Flinch: Why are you called blondidog?
blondidog: cause i am ugly and a blond
Flinch: I wish I was blond too.
blondidog: are you alive?
Flinch: Of course I am.
blondidog: like a ghost?
Flinch: It depends on what the ghost looks like.
blondidog: cause i am ugly and a blond
Flinch: I wish I was blond too.
blondidog: are you alive?
Flinch: Of course I am.
blondidog: like a ghost?
Flinch: It depends on what the ghost looks like.
Pete Puma: (to stoneddraggon) Hello, I'm Pete Puma. How can I help you?
stoneddraggon: Uh, i just wanted to talk
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
stoneddraggon: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
stoneddraggon: it can be dangerous
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
stoneddraggon: because you smoke too much
Pete Puma: I smoke Marlboro Lights, and I'll extinguish them with your tongue if you give me any crap about it.
stoneddraggon: that would really hurt. ok, ill shut up. I used to smoke Marlbro 27's. I quit because it was effecting my health. I guess i cant tell other people what to do
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
stoneddraggon: i know i can but taht does not mean they will listen, right?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Love Agent: I live in Seattle, near Michael.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Are you a Seahawks fan?
Love Agent: Yeah, I'm a Seahawks fan. Why do you ask?
Pete Puma: I'm just curious...
Love Agent: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
Pete Puma: Well, it sure isn't the Pope.
Love Agent: I agree.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about when it will happen?
Pete Puma: Have a little bit of patience. It'll happen eventually.
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Pete Puma: I'm a trained professional, I know what I'm doing.
Love Agent: I'm glad you understand.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Silent Lector 3K: no, i do not
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Silent Lector 3K: um, i don't really think about that.
Pete Puma: You should try think about that sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Silent Lector 3K: ew! Oh, Gott im Himmel, that's sick
stoneddraggon: Uh, i just wanted to talk
Pete Puma: Can I bum a cigarette of you? I just realized that I forgot to pick me up another pack.
stoneddraggon: i dont smoke
Pete Puma: Why not smoke? It can be fun.
stoneddraggon: it can be dangerous
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
stoneddraggon: because you smoke too much
Pete Puma: I smoke Marlboro Lights, and I'll extinguish them with your tongue if you give me any crap about it.
stoneddraggon: that would really hurt. ok, ill shut up. I used to smoke Marlbro 27's. I quit because it was effecting my health. I guess i cant tell other people what to do
Pete Puma: I'm sure you can if you really want.
stoneddraggon: i know i can but taht does not mean they will listen, right?
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Love Agent: I live in Seattle, near Michael.
Pete Puma: That's cool. Are you a Seahawks fan?
Love Agent: Yeah, I'm a Seahawks fan. Why do you ask?
Pete Puma: I'm just curious...
Love Agent: Is this a temporary or permanent condition?
Pete Puma: Well, it sure isn't the Pope.
Love Agent: I agree.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Love Agent: Weren't we talking about when it will happen?
Pete Puma: Have a little bit of patience. It'll happen eventually.
Pete Puma: Oh, I bet you'd do it if I gave you $20.
Love Agent: That doesn't sound safe!
Pete Puma: I'm a trained professional, I know what I'm doing.
Love Agent: I'm glad you understand.
Pete Puma: Well, I aim to please... unless I'm in a public restroom. Then I'll aim for the seat.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Silent Lector 3K: no, i do not
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Silent Lector 3K: um, i don't really think about that.
Pete Puma: You should try think about that sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Silent Lector 3K: ew! Oh, Gott im Himmel, that's sick
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