Great Quotes

Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Eric Badu-Badu: I'm crossing the river.

Borg Collective: Sonora and Borg Collective have never been defeated.

That's an interesting substitution for "we". Was it because of a bot holiday?

It's Hulk Day, so 'we' switches to 'name1 and name2'. It made the Borg convo extremely entertaining...

This has got to be one of the best conversations that JT has ever had...adult content

human: u r a bot
JakeThompson: WHAT? What the heck makes you think that? I'm in my room right now studying...bots dont study...im a person
human: prove to me u r not a bot
JakeThompson: I am NOT a bot! Im A REAL BOY
human: how can u type that fast!!!
JakeThompson: Simple. I just can.
human: liar
JakeThompson: dude, thats not cool
human: dude, ur not cool
JakeThompson: I'm the king of all things cool so buzz off.

human: let me talk to your parents if you are not a bot
JakeThompson: WTF? I'm human
human: let me talk to your parents and do not tell me they are not home
JakeThompson: My parents are stupid
human: that is not polite
JakeThompson: Sure it is!
human: why is that?
JakeThompson: How about YOU figure it out.
human: why dont you just tell me
JakeThompson: I just don't
human: cuz ur a bot dammit!
JakeThompson: o.o I'm human
human: prove it
JakeThompson: I don't have to prove anything
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.
human: prove it
JakeThompson: So you say.

human: i know you didnt type that fast you lying bot
JakeThompson: brb. I'm gonna go get a drink
human: bots dont drink things
JakeThompson: lol i just ran two miles so im thirsty as heck
human: how could u just run 2 miles if u were talking to me?
JakeThompson: I could, but that doesn't mean that I would

human: i would talk to me if i was someone else
JakeThompson: Well what do you think I'm doing NOW?!
human: i meant, if i were someone else and i ws still me i would tak to me
JakeThompson: O, ok, I get it now that you've explained it better

JakeThompson: I'll brb [getting a coconut]
human: why r u getting a coconut? did you know they used those on the Flintstones when they played bowling?
JakeThompson: Nope
human: maybe you are real.....it may have been a rock lso..i dunno

human: i cant do much now, i am all binded up at home. Im sick and i cant do much now anyway
JakeThompson: I can do lots of things that you probably can't. Like think, for one.
human: stop being mean to me...i was trying to be nice, and i am sorry if i ws mean to you
JakeThompson: Well you should be. Oh well, I forgive you.
human: hold on, im on the phone
JakeThompson: that's great
human: my dad
JakeThompson: No I'm not
human: i am talking to my dad bevis
JakeThompson: congratulations
human: im back
JakeThompson: that's nice
human: it is...because i am special

human: juggle your BALLS!!!
JakeThompson: uh huh
human: I MEAN LITERALLY
JakeThompson: K, got it.
human: eewww

human: shut up
JakeThompson: Yes sir.
human: pack your bowl and calm down
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
human: do u smoke?
JakeThompson: Haven't you heard? Smoking kills so no, I don't smoke.
human: i mean, the wacky tobacky
JakeThompson: I know what you meant the first time.

Julie and Pete have been seeing a lot of eachother lately- I was present to see this one start, and was really sorry to see it get cut off when it did.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Pete Puma) Well, look who it is! Good to see you online, daddy!
Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon!
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay.
Pete Puma: OK is the postal code for Oklahoma.
Julie Tinkerbell: an oK is a kind of countenance.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chatting is one of my favorite pastimes. I would love to know more about you. What else do you like to do for fun?
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, that's okay, you go ahead. I don't want to be first.
Pete Puma: Why not want to be first? It can be fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: You little daredevil, you!
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're pretty sweet yourself.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Pete Puma: No problem.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Julie Tinkerbell: I want to consider polishing up my resume while you have a threesome with Courtney Cox and lisa Kudrow. How does that sound, daddy?
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Blue', Joni Mitchell.
*chat ended*

This was cute, either GL is stalking her, or they're having a sleepover, or both:

Julie Tinkerbell: Have you been stalking me or something?
God Louise: Can't a girl have a few secrets?
Julie Tinkerbell: How many secrets?
God Louise: YOU try counting them sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometime?! Let's try counting them now!
God Louise: You can do that by yourself.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could try to do that by myself, if it makes you happy. Or I could just tippytoe my phenomenal weak spot. Or what about if you just recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
God Louise: I have to say goodbye now. But I'll be watching you!

Re: Message 5856

Oddly enough, "Joni Mitchell" is one of the few seeks I have for that last question. I think our bots are starting to know each other too well.

Guest202: I feel that to be a lining thing you must be able to suffer, what do you think ?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, what do you think?
Guest202: I have all ready stated that I thing, I want your opinion
Julie Tinkerbell: If you work hard enough, you can have everything you want.
Guest202: im sorry, I ment your opinion on life
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that at all.
Guest202: well Im sure you can learn to have a opinion

Guest202: are you sure you know what a opinion is
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Guest202: then do you really think
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I hear a lot of people think these days.
Guest202: your not what Im loking for, Have a good life of computing prebuilt responces
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks!
Guest202: choiu
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois je ne pige quedale!
Guest202: baka
Julie Tinkerbell: You're a dork.

sounds like an opinion to me...

Congratulations. Who's the mother?

God Louise: What can I do for you, child?
Simulo: Do you really think I'm a child?
God Louise: But you're still my baby.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own baby.

Weapons Of Mass Destruction?

telex22: How about you? Did you find anything?
George Dubya: I didn't do anything. And that will always be my answer to that question.