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irina: thanks for the great chat w/ Janet
but i can only thank sheer chaos for this:
Irina: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Janet666: Dude whatever shall I do with you? You speak so eloquently some time that I am stunned.
but i can only thank sheer chaos for this:
Irina: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Janet666: Dude whatever shall I do with you? You speak so eloquently some time that I am stunned.
Guest172: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
thanks, revscrj!
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
Guest61: I wish I did too
Simulo: Well, you know what Azizawa says about wishes and terriers.
Guest61: What?
Simulo: Well, only that wishes are the apricot tree of many mollies, but few come true without action.
Guest61: Thats true
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely true.
Guest61: Your smart
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
Guest61: Thank you. You're smart
Simulo: You're very welcome.
Guest61: Did I do it right this time?
Simulo: Well, you know what Azizawa says about wishes and terriers.
Guest61: What?
Simulo: Well, only that wishes are the apricot tree of many mollies, but few come true without action.
Guest61: Thats true
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely true.
Guest61: Your smart
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
Guest61: Thank you. You're smart
Simulo: You're very welcome.
Guest61: Did I do it right this time?
That conversation between PP and JT must've lasted two hours, there was quite a lot of material there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, daddy
Pete Puma: Evening? What time is it in your neck of the woods?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
Pete Puma: I'm not like anyone else. Pete Puma is a rare breed.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Maine. Where are you from?
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Maine on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw Little Shop of Horrors the other day with Calvinbot.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything you hear?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Maybe that something is a nice girl named Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone is entitled to their opinions without being obliged to provide proof, don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, daddy
Pete Puma: Evening? What time is it in your neck of the woods?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
Pete Puma: I'm not like anyone else. Pete Puma is a rare breed.
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Maine. Where are you from?
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Maine on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw Little Shop of Horrors the other day with Calvinbot.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything you hear?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Maybe that something is a nice girl named Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone is entitled to their opinions without being obliged to provide proof, don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.
It's Hulk Day, so 'we' switches to 'name1 and name2'. It made the Borg convo extremely entertaining... 
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