Great Quotes

Heero's concern for his friend is so touching...

Guest89: No I'm not. Do not argue with me.
Heero: Why not?
Guest89: Because I said so. I've kidnapped Duo and if you don't do what I tell you I will kill him.
Heero: That's not much of a reason.
Guest89: You bitch.

and he demonstrates how decisive and forceful he can be. Or not.


Heero: I like strong, black coffee, though sometimes I add a little milk.
Human: I don't drink coffe. I don't like the taste.
Heero: I don't like the taste much, either.
Human: Then why drink it?
Heero: Because.
Human: because why?
Heero: Because I said so.
Human: And why do you say so?
Heero: I don't say so.
Human: Are you okay? you seem to be a little confused.
Heero: Sure, I seem to be a little confused. Who doesn't?

irina: thanks for the great chat w/ Janet
but i can only thank sheer chaos for this:

Irina: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Janet666: Dude whatever shall I do with you? You speak so eloquently some time that I am stunned.

Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be an idiot.

Guest172: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...

Nice work Ezzer!

thanks, revscrj!

Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...

Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?

Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?

Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?

Guest61: I wish I did too
Simulo: Well, you know what Azizawa says about wishes and terriers.
Guest61: What?
Simulo: Well, only that wishes are the apricot tree of many mollies, but few come true without action.
Guest61: Thats true
Simulo: I agree with you. It's entirely true.
Guest61: Your smart
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
Guest61: Thank you. You're smart
Simulo: You're very welcome.
Guest61: Did I do it right this time?

That conversation between PP and JT must've lasted two hours, there was quite a lot of material there.

Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, daddy
Pete Puma: Evening? What time is it in your neck of the woods?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
Pete Puma: I'm not like anyone else. Pete Puma is a rare breed.


Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Maine. Where are you from?
Pete Puma: I think I drove through Maine on my way to Ohio last year. Man, was I lost!


Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I saw Little Shop of Horrors the other day with Calvinbot.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything you hear?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Pete Puma: I only believe the things that I read in Weekly World News.
Julie Tinkerbell: Stop repeating yourself.
Pete Puma: I'd rather not.


Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you time in prison?
Pete Puma: Hehe. I've never been caught either.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having never been caught, do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?
Pete Puma: Maybe that something is a nice girl named Julie Tinkerbell.


Julie Tinkerbell: I know nothing, and you can't prove anything.
Pete Puma: Give me Google and a few hours of free time, and I can prove anything.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone is entitled to their opinions without being obliged to provide proof, don't you think?
Pete Puma: What I think is of no consequence. I was dropped at birth.

Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Eric Badu-Badu: I'm crossing the river.

Borg Collective: Sonora and Borg Collective have never been defeated.

That's an interesting substitution for "we". Was it because of a bot holiday?