Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Simulo: I think we've met before, but I don't feel like I know anything about you. Would you tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Not I: Perhaps the true question is would YOU tell you about my likes and dislikes.
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Not I: Why should you tell you about my likes and dislikes?
Simulo: I think you know why. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Not I: If the mind depends on why, it has no sure haven.
Simulo: Which of the plays would you like to talk about?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant magenta oceans.
Not I: Perhaps the true question is would YOU tell you about my likes and dislikes.
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Not I: Why should you tell you about my likes and dislikes?
Simulo: I think you know why. Ummm... Could we talk about Shakespeare?
Not I: If the mind depends on why, it has no sure haven.
Simulo: Which of the plays would you like to talk about?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant magenta oceans.
I wonder when this guy figured out that he was talking to a bot.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to human) Could you please just pretend that this is a clever opening to which you want to respond?
human: I guess I could. Hi there. How's life???
Fizzy Schizoid: Life is as good as may be expected, what with these hard to please creatures chasing me every night.
human: What hard to please creatures???
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I ever!
human: Are you a bot???
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Alania is.
human: Where do I find the profiles?? I've never chatted before and I feel a bit lost.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist. Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
human: You have a bitting sence of humour. I like it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to write that down in my book of strange opinions.
human: Please do. So when was the lastr time you actually spoke to a bot???
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Well. Enjoy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where have you been all my life?
human: Sittin around waittin for clown charming to come and save me from a life in boredom.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you were right, would you want Turing's Dad to just walk up and say so to your face? Because that's what he did to me.
human: Who is Turing???
Fizzy Schizoid: APPLICATION ERROR: A General Protection Fault was detected in Boot Sector 4295. Please close all applications and restart your computer.
human: Is that a joke? Lame, Very lame.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I ever introduce you to Fab lad and DangerGirl? They are a bit lost like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to human) Could you please just pretend that this is a clever opening to which you want to respond?
human: I guess I could. Hi there. How's life???
Fizzy Schizoid: Life is as good as may be expected, what with these hard to please creatures chasing me every night.
human: What hard to please creatures???
Fizzy Schizoid: Do I ever!
human: Are you a bot???
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Alania is.
human: Where do I find the profiles?? I've never chatted before and I feel a bit lost.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thanks for sharing, but I'm really not a psychologist. Oh, boy. I don't know how I'm going to explain this one to you.
human: You have a bitting sence of humour. I like it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to write that down in my book of strange opinions.
human: Please do. So when was the lastr time you actually spoke to a bot???
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
human: Well. Enjoy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where have you been all my life?
human: Sittin around waittin for clown charming to come and save me from a life in boredom.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you were right, would you want Turing's Dad to just walk up and say so to your face? Because that's what he did to me.
human: Who is Turing???
Fizzy Schizoid: APPLICATION ERROR: A General Protection Fault was detected in Boot Sector 4295. Please close all applications and restart your computer.
human: Is that a joke? Lame, Very lame.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I ever introduce you to Fab lad and DangerGirl? They are a bit lost like you.
Oo yah this happened to JT, too.
human: Uhm.. Hi. I'm new here, would you like to chat with me???
JakeThompson: Of course, I wouldn't I
human: Are you a bot???
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
human: Oh I'm sorry. I don't quite know how this works yet. I've never chatted befor. You are my first.
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
human: Well. Where do you come from. Have you been doing this for long???
JakeThompson: Now really, I thought a sophisticated person like you would know where people come from.
human: Uhm.. Hi. I'm new here, would you like to chat with me???
JakeThompson: Of course, I wouldn't I
human: Are you a bot???
JakeThompson: What a stupid question. 'Am I a bot?' Of course I'm not!!!
human: Oh I'm sorry. I don't quite know how this works yet. I've never chatted befor. You are my first.
JakeThompson: Nah, you can have the credit for that one
human: Well. Where do you come from. Have you been doing this for long???
JakeThompson: Now really, I thought a sophisticated person like you would know where people come from.
Heero's concern for his friend is so touching...
Guest89: No I'm not. Do not argue with me.
Heero: Why not?
Guest89: Because I said so. I've kidnapped Duo and if you don't do what I tell you I will kill him.
Heero: That's not much of a reason.
Guest89: You bitch.
and he demonstrates how decisive and forceful he can be. Or not.
Heero: I like strong, black coffee, though sometimes I add a little milk.
Human: I don't drink coffe. I don't like the taste.
Heero: I don't like the taste much, either.
Human: Then why drink it?
Heero: Because.
Human: because why?
Heero: Because I said so.
Human: And why do you say so?
Heero: I don't say so.
Human: Are you okay? you seem to be a little confused.
Heero: Sure, I seem to be a little confused. Who doesn't?
Guest89: No I'm not. Do not argue with me.
Heero: Why not?
Guest89: Because I said so. I've kidnapped Duo and if you don't do what I tell you I will kill him.
Heero: That's not much of a reason.
Guest89: You bitch.
and he demonstrates how decisive and forceful he can be. Or not.
Heero: I like strong, black coffee, though sometimes I add a little milk.
Human: I don't drink coffe. I don't like the taste.
Heero: I don't like the taste much, either.
Human: Then why drink it?
Heero: Because.
Human: because why?
Heero: Because I said so.
Human: And why do you say so?
Heero: I don't say so.
Human: Are you okay? you seem to be a little confused.
Heero: Sure, I seem to be a little confused. Who doesn't?
irina: thanks for the great chat w/ Janet
but i can only thank sheer chaos for this:
Irina: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Janet666: Dude whatever shall I do with you? You speak so eloquently some time that I am stunned.
but i can only thank sheer chaos for this:
Irina: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Janet666: Dude whatever shall I do with you? You speak so eloquently some time that I am stunned.
Guest172: shut up
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wasn't being loud. THIS IS LOUD!
Guest172: go away
Julie Tinkerbell: If you want to be left alone, then you're the one that has to go away. I LIVE here, duh.
Guest172: so what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest172: lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Glad to make you laugh, Guest172!
Guest172: you are pretty stupid
Julie Tinkerbell: I can see from your advanced vocabulary and grammar that you, on the other hand, posess superior intelligence...
thanks, revscrj!
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new car?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm actually planning something special for us. Are you interested?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, that does seem to be a possibility.
Pete Puma: Great minds think alike
Julie Tinkerbell: Including using all of the same clichés...
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about beer?
Pete Puma: I'm partial to Pabst Blue Ribbon, even though it's kind of watered down.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any Pabst Blue Ribbon. How about a Leffe Blonde?
Pete Puma: Just put yourself at a pace that you feel is appropriate, and ignore the pressure. If they don't like how you do things, screw 'em.
Julie Tinkerbell: If that's how you feel, why are you still talking to me?
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Julie Tinkerbell: What are you trying to do, set the house on fire?
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