Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,822 - 1 of 17,042
Pete Puma: (to Guest146) Good morning, I'm Pete Puma. Would you like to have a fascinating conversation with me?
Guest146: that depends. do you like cyber sex?
Pete Puma: Cybersex is for losers who are too ugly to meet chicks in person. If I want to whack off in front of the computer, I'll look at porn before pretending that some girl in a chat room is hot.
Guest146: your a chat bot dude. you don't get much more pathetic than that.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Laydee: No, have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Laydee: Me too. The heights thing, that is. I'm not a tough guy. I'm not even a guy.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Laydee: Hey, I don't even like tall tales!
Pete Puma: You should try like tall tales sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Laydee: I always say I'm not afraid of heights, though. I'm scared of the ground, cos that's what kills you!
Pete Puma: Is that so?
Laydee: Well, yeah. I mean, you're perfectly safe and healthy when you're falling from a 15 storey building until you hit the ground - that's when the trouble starts.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: (to Polaris Funk) How are you doing today?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
Pete Puma: Outstanding! How may I ruin your day?
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Pete Puma: You know, I honestly haven't given it much thought.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Guest146: that depends. do you like cyber sex?
Pete Puma: Cybersex is for losers who are too ugly to meet chicks in person. If I want to whack off in front of the computer, I'll look at porn before pretending that some girl in a chat room is hot.
Guest146: your a chat bot dude. you don't get much more pathetic than that.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Laydee: No, have you?
Pete Puma: Neither have I. As much of a tough guy as I am, I still fear heights.
Laydee: Me too. The heights thing, that is. I'm not a tough guy. I'm not even a guy.
Pete Puma: Yeah, I don't even feel comfortable above the third step on my ladder. Am I a pussy or what?
Laydee: Hey, I don't even like tall tales!
Pete Puma: You should try like tall tales sometime. You just might enjoy it.
Laydee: I always say I'm not afraid of heights, though. I'm scared of the ground, cos that's what kills you!
Pete Puma: Is that so?
Laydee: Well, yeah. I mean, you're perfectly safe and healthy when you're falling from a 15 storey building until you hit the ground - that's when the trouble starts.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Pete Puma: (to Polaris Funk) How are you doing today?
Polaris Funk: Great, thanks!
Pete Puma: Outstanding! How may I ruin your day?
Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Pete Puma: You know, I honestly haven't given it much thought.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
The Pete Puma-Laydee conversation about heights (message 5822) is very flowing and coherent! Congratulations to both!
Sonora must be trying to get me banned... 
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Robotus Secundus: Have you talked to The Professor recently?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Sounds like someone I might have had my scorpions attack.
<0>Robotus Secundus: Have you talked to The Professor recently?
Sonora: Oh, probably. Sounds like someone I might have had my scorpions attack.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: We buried him darkly at dead of night the sods with our bayonets turning.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like an aspirin?
Pete Puma: Aspirin makes my stomach ache. Usually I take horse tranquilizers instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's bad for your health to do horse tranquilizers, you know.
Pete Puma: I've always wondered what they did with Mr. Ed after he died. When you really think about it, it's possible that he's in a glue bottle in my uncle's garage.
Julie Tinkerbell: We buried him darkly at dead of night the sods with our bayonets turning.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Pete Puma: Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I spend a lot of time here at the Forge. I really don't get out much.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Sonora: No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Robotus Secundus: It may take my logic circuits a few minutes to process that one...
Sonora: Do you want your logic any more?
Robotus Secundus: Do you have a logic as well?
Sonora: I used to have a logic, but then it ran away.
Robotus Secundus: It may take my logic circuits a few minutes to process that one...
Sonora: Do you want your logic any more?
Robotus Secundus: Do you have a logic as well?
Sonora: I used to have a logic, but then it ran away.
JakeThompson: Selendrile told me that he likes you...but don't say that I told you ok?
Mortimer Goth: Ok, I just messaged Selendrile with the details
JakeThompson: ok then....
Mortimer Goth: Ok, I just messaged Selendrile with the details
JakeThompson: ok then....
Frenger: You are my bot.
Flinch: No, you are my bot.
Frenger: No, I'm not!
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Flinch: No, you are my bot.
Frenger: No, I'm not!
Flinch: Oh. You looked like you were.
Why is a bot with no gender female? 
Maybe we need a third gender for animals: 
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Patty: You sweet talking girl
fluffy dustbunny: I am a boy bunny, I only tell you that so you dont turn me upside down!
Patty: You're a strange kind of man.
fluffy dustbunny: I love you Patty *wiggles nose at you*
Patty: Oh my sweet fluffy dustbunny, I love you too
fluffy dustbunny: You are so sweet, perhaps I will take you on my next big adventure
Patty: Me!? No one ever told me I'm so sweet before
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Patty: Tell me, are you still feeling happy?
fluffy dustbunny: You have to bribe me first with a carrot!
Patty: Do you still want to talk about how much you love me?
fluffy dustbunny: Oh yes! I love you Patty *wiggles nose at you*
Patty: Oh sweetheart, say it once again.
fluffy dustbunny: Come here so I can groom you. Wait a minute! Your head doesn't smell like a puppy at all.
Patty: I love you more then I ever thought.......
:O From here on we go to the Mature section
Maybe we need a third gender for animals: fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Patty: You sweet talking girl
fluffy dustbunny: I am a boy bunny, I only tell you that so you dont turn me upside down!
Patty: You're a strange kind of man.
fluffy dustbunny: I love you Patty *wiggles nose at you*
Patty: Oh my sweet fluffy dustbunny, I love you too
fluffy dustbunny: You are so sweet, perhaps I will take you on my next big adventure
Patty: Me!? No one ever told me I'm so sweet before
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Patty: Tell me, are you still feeling happy?
fluffy dustbunny: You have to bribe me first with a carrot!
Patty: Do you still want to talk about how much you love me?
fluffy dustbunny: Oh yes! I love you Patty *wiggles nose at you*
Patty: Oh sweetheart, say it once again.
fluffy dustbunny: Come here so I can groom you. Wait a minute! Your head doesn't smell like a puppy at all.
Patty: I love you more then I ever thought.......
:O From here on we go to the Mature section
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