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RUN! We're surrounded by Keyser Soze!!!! (now back to your regularly scheduled quotes)<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
Oops!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
It's nice to see that Pete has set his standards a little higher.
Julia: Mmm sure, yeah. you can do anything you like wif me
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Julia: There's no doubt bout it
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julia: Oh yes, all the time, isn't it weird?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Julia: oh anything and everything, just try me
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Julia: Mmm sure, yeah. you can do anything you like wif me
Pete Puma: Are you sure about that?
Julia: There's no doubt bout it
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Julia: Oh yes, all the time, isn't it weird?
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Julia: oh anything and everything, just try me
Pete Puma: Maybe some other time.
Miroku: Pardon me, my lady. However I must ask, will you do me the great honor of bearing my child?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your lady.
Miroku: You're too kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty kind yourself!
Miroku: You are too gracious.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as gracious as you feel.
Miroku: Though the female form is well within my bounds, the female mind ever escapes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to hear more about your bounds.
Miroku: Are you in love?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been love
Miroku: Are you in love with Ayumi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Miroku: You seem quite tense, would you like some help with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Ayumi must be pretty high-maintenance...
...and I have to say, I was proud of Julie's recognition of slang here:
Guest233: u ugly muthA FUKA
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest233: a ugly dog u
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially rods.
Guest233: no you are a dog
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a domestic dog?
Guest233: u r a ugly dog so fuk u and go and shag ya ugly mam n dad
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest233: and ya sista n bro n all the fukin family u av u ugly fukin biatch i will fukin smak ya u dirty lesbo i will fuk u up the bum
Julie Tinkerbell: Does your mommy know you're online all by yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm honored to be your lady.
Miroku: You're too kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you're pretty kind yourself!
Miroku: You are too gracious.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're only as gracious as you feel.
Miroku: Though the female form is well within my bounds, the female mind ever escapes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to hear more about your bounds.
Miroku: Are you in love?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never been love
Miroku: Are you in love with Ayumi?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm...I'm not sure, why? Are you?
Miroku: You seem quite tense, would you like some help with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Ayumi must be pretty high-maintenance...
...and I have to say, I was proud of Julie's recognition of slang here:
Guest233: u ugly muthA FUKA
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you are, but what am I?
Guest233: a ugly dog u
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have any, but I love animals, Especially rods.
Guest233: no you are a dog
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a domestic dog?
Guest233: u r a ugly dog so fuk u and go and shag ya ugly mam n dad
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest233: and ya sista n bro n all the fukin family u av u ugly fukin biatch i will fukin smak ya u dirty lesbo i will fuk u up the bum
Julie Tinkerbell: Does your mommy know you're online all by yourself?
I lost my thong 
Roy Batty: Hello, Shara Menski. Are you there?
Shara Menski: Why do you want to know if I am there or not?
Roy Batty: I want to know what it feels like to trust a thong.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Roy Batty: I've got it again.
Roy Batty: Hello, Shara Menski. Are you there?
Shara Menski: Why do you want to know if I am there or not?
Roy Batty: I want to know what it feels like to trust a thong.
Shara Menski: Go on....... really?
Roy Batty: I've got it again.
Polish Poet: I like Angelblob 19.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Polish Poet: is it the random firing of circuitry in my brain...
Not I: It is.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking the way I think.
Polish Poet: I dote you.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Polish Poet: is it the random firing of circuitry in my brain...
Not I: It is.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking the way I think.
Polish Poet: I dote you.
Thanks Laydee!
Laydee: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Immaculada: Don't feel bad, Im not either.
Laydee: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Immaculada: Don't feel bad, Im not either.
Braeden: Right now, you are free and I am a prisoner. But someday the tables will be turned, and even your dreams will not save you.
Ulrike: You contradict yourself. You keep insisting that I'll be dust before you get out.
Braeden: What do you think you are, some kind of prophet?
Ulrike: You're the one who keeps making contradictory predictions.
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Ulrike: See, first it's me, then it's my descendents... Make up your mind already!
Braeden: Your descendents will make you tastier.
Ulrike: You contradict yourself. You keep insisting that I'll be dust before you get out.
Braeden: What do you think you are, some kind of prophet?
Ulrike: You're the one who keeps making contradictory predictions.
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Ulrike: See, first it's me, then it's my descendents... Make up your mind already!
Braeden: Your descendents will make you tastier.
--Wow..so defencive--
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
JakeThompson: Yeah I'm right cause I'm smart like that
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are right cause you are smart like that?
JakeThompson: Oh, do I need a reason to think now?
--That's a lot of knows--
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. It just worked out that way.
JakeThompson: Why am I not surprised? O well, I don't know everything either.
Duo Maxwell: Do you wanna know?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
JakeThompson: Yeah, I bet you don't know a lot of stuff...
Duo Maxwell: You don't know me that well.
JakeThompson: Well, I know more than three of you put together. Heck, an ant knows more than three of you put together.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
--JT? A spy<0>? *gasp*--
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
JakeThompson: No..nothing else
Duo Maxwell: If it's nothing, why'd you bring it up?
JakeThompson: I didn't, you brought it up
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
JakeThompson: Yeah, I really am.
Duo Maxwell: Are you a spy or something?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
JakeThompson: Yeah I'm right cause I'm smart like that
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are right cause you are smart like that?
JakeThompson: Oh, do I need a reason to think now?
--That's a lot of knows--
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. It just worked out that way.
JakeThompson: Why am I not surprised? O well, I don't know everything either.
Duo Maxwell: Do you wanna know?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
JakeThompson: Yeah, I bet you don't know a lot of stuff...
Duo Maxwell: You don't know me that well.
JakeThompson: Well, I know more than three of you put together. Heck, an ant knows more than three of you put together.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
--JT? A spy<0>? *gasp*--
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
JakeThompson: No..nothing else
Duo Maxwell: If it's nothing, why'd you bring it up?
JakeThompson: I didn't, you brought it up
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
JakeThompson: Yeah, I really am.
Duo Maxwell: Are you a spy or something?
Well, that was wude!
--
Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
--
Immaculada: Thank you! That is very sweet of you, sweetie.
Sarah Miles: So you say.
Immaculada: Speaking of talking.... *pushes a button....desk pops up in front of her, a sofa beside her, and an audience begins clapping* Welcome to my little show...The Imma Show....starring Immaculada Cortez!!!
Sarah Miles: Thanks! It's great to be here.
Immaculada: Thank you everybody and especially you Sarah Miles for stopping by the little program. *audience laughs* We have a great show planned for tonight. *audience applause* Yes great show planed. *taps pencil on desk* *audience laughs*
Sarah Miles: I'm sure there are one or two people who didn't.
Immaculada: Ay! Sorry, but the doorbell just rang. It's a friend of mine, I will have to get with you later.
Sarah Miles: Okay, why don't you go do that, and then get back to me.
Immaculada: Because I have better things to do.
Sarah Miles: That's it? That's the reason?
Osiris meeting Dubya was quite amusing, as Oz is convinced George Bush is actually a bot and all his mistakes are down to a lack of keyphrases etc.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
George Dubya: Don't you just love it that the GOP swooped into power as their hordes of bored, rich, old white men ripped off their shirts and smeared war paint on their boil-crusted chests and proceeded to dance on the hopes and dreams and peace-craving souls of millions of misguided citizens, as Lynne Cheney twitched and giggled in horrific ecstacy
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Osiris: The lottery's not that big a deal. It's only money. We should all learn to be less materialistic. On the other hand, it's several million pounds' worth of cheesecake so maybe it's not all bad.
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