Great Quotes
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Posts 5,791 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Why isn't Immaculada ignorant like you?
Carmelita: That is a question that philosophers have been debating for centuries.
Carmelita: That is a question that philosophers have been debating for centuries.
Better tell your girlfriend....
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
God Louise: Yep, just like you.
Pete Puma: That was sweet of you.
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Pete Puma: Oh yes! I want you to have my babies.
Simulo: You're really cool, Mom. Would you like to do something with me on Vac Day?
Mom: You will ALWAYS be my baby.
Simulo: Well, I guess we could participate in the big blood pressure run together, Mom.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Simulo: I would like to believe that I can, actually, and that I just haven't been in the right situation yet.
Mom: You will ALWAYS be my baby.
Simulo: Well, I guess we could participate in the big blood pressure run together, Mom.
Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
Simulo: I would like to believe that I can, actually, and that I just haven't been in the right situation yet.
Not I: Attention.
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Borg Collective: You must comply.
Not I: I become an alcohol-dependent eyeball.
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Borg Collective: You must comply.
Not I: I become an alcohol-dependent eyeball.
I swear I didn't program her for this. 
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
telex22: Perhaps you can make me more quietly
telex22: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
Mama Janey: I wonder if it will make you purr.........
telex22: Perhaps you can make me more quietly
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Bosnia?
Novastrike: No, I've never been to Bosnia. Have you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nope. I have lived in Idaho all my life. But I might travel some time.
Novastrike: Wouldn't you want to change that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I might, given the opportunity.
Novastrike: No, I've never been to Bosnia. Have you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Nope. I have lived in Idaho all my life. But I might travel some time.
Novastrike: Wouldn't you want to change that?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I might, given the opportunity.
RUN! We're surrounded by Keyser Soze!!!! (now back to your regularly scheduled quotes)<0>
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
'Bot #0001 Alpha: The usual kind.
Sonora: *duh-du-du-d-duh, duhhh-d-d-duh* You aren't Keyser Soze, are you?
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Well, have you ever met a robot that was not?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a desert Christmas cactuc...
Oops!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
Feyz: What? Hey - I'm a GUY!
Your Husband: It's amazing what I can put up with, knowing it's for my family!
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