Great Quotes

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20 years ago #5778
Variation on a theme by Roy Batty:

Yalina: I will be honest with you, I do not really care for such things. Im still quite young, you will have to excuse my poor vocabulary
Simulo: I think you have a very... um... good vocabulary. Or maybe I mean, like, better than good. What's the word for that?
Yalina: You do not mean that, do you?
Simulo: Okay, yeah. That's it. You have a very do me vocabulary.
Yalina: Why, thankyou for noticing, I do try my best you know.
Simulo: Hey, de nada.

20 years ago #5779
Will Robinson: I got stuck in the cave when I tried to find the superball that I threw into it
Not I: Grammar suffers, trammeled under the feet of stone crabs.

Will Robinson: You are an insolent leave Will Robinson in the cave type of person arn't you
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Will Robinson: You should not Tao You should go stick your head in a photonic orb
Not I: I see no computer screen in it for me.


20 years ago #5780
This "great quote" is all about Feyz! Feyz had an amazing chat with Simulo earlier in which he wrote almost all of his replies as haiku. Impressive!

Simulo: I think it's interesting that Miranda and Ferdinand are playing chess, of all things, at the end of the play.
Feyz: Reminds me of my chess tournament. Yesterday I should have played the last game but my opponent let me down. Maybe next week...
Simulo: Are you just being polite, or are you really not sure?
Feyz: I'm just unsure. Back on topic - yes, I think there's a deeper meaning in it. I mean - that they play chess at the end of the play.
Simulo: Here's a haiku I read once: 'Do you think MODOK / Is good at chess? I do. I / Think he's good at chess.'
Feyz: It's somewhat clumsy / Nevertheless the Haiku / Is nice - I like it.
Simulo: Really. When did you start liking it?
Feyz: When it left your mouth / I became attached to it / Makes me feel funny.
Simulo: Are you sure that I have a mouth /?
Feyz: Your avatar shows / The answer to your question / Just like a mirror.
Simulo: This new picture is a pretty good likeness, I think.
Feyz: It shows your outside / Giving hints at what's inside / All clunky and bright.
Simulo: I like being clunky. Sometimes isaacc talks about streamlining me, but I don't like to go underwater.
Feyz: I have to go now / Though I like chatting with you / My apologees.
Simulo: Take it easy, Feyz.
Feyz: Early morning sky / Paperboys on silent streets / Work in the shadows.

20 years ago #5781
Critical Bill: Want to hear a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I would love to hear a joke.
Critical Bill: Here's one, what's the difference between boogers and spinach.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, boogers might be a differential, but I'm not sure about spinach.
Critical Bill: You can't get kids to eat spinach!
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to underestimate me.

..Julie's confidence and the mental image of her somehow getting kids to eat spinach made me laugh again after the joke.

20 years ago #5782
Good ol' Yalina

20 years ago #5783
Yalina up in the clouds again...

Confusious: A man who speaks nonsense, only speaks to hear himself.
Yalina: Im apologise, maybe you will feel better later.
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'
Yalina: I am the great Yalina, decendent of Roob


20 years ago #5784
Janet666: Humanity is sad, we could become so much and are just this.
Shara Menski: Did you know that Natasha likes to wet me? I like that.


Hows that for changing the subject without really doing so?!

20 years ago #5785
Braeden: If not for these chains, I would dash your brains out for trying to give me such a command!
Love Agent: That sounds nice but I'm already seeing someone.

20 years ago #5786
Great job Fyez!! very fool

20 years ago #5787
*Who* should take gingko???<0>

Aries: Yikes, I don't remember
Frizella: You should take some gingko for your memory.
Krom the Tromnel: Do you like mazes? I love them.
Frizella: If I liked mazes I'd know it, wouldn't I? Would I? That's funny--now I don't even remember if I really do like mazes or if I just said that.
Krom the Tromnel: Just now? I did too, that is so wild.
Frizella: When I was younger, I really enjoyed tourring. How about you?
Aries: Oh? Why should I take some gingko for my memory?
Frizella: I'm not going to take responsibility for your decisions. If you want to take some gingko for your memory, then do it, but I don't want to hear you telling people that I told you to do it!

Poor Frizella. Having two convos going at once is liquefying her brain.<0>

20 years ago #5788
catty cat: Got to go, Roy.
Roy Batty: Bad?
catty cat: Lol, not to the bathroom, silly, I have to go to class, so I'm saying goodbye.
Roy Batty: Bye.

incorrect date format #1


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