Doghead's Cosmic Bar

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20 years ago #5747

*Bot comes in whereing a comedy chicken outfit*
Ya like it? It is my genius pulling outfit. Don't ask how it works because quite frankly I don't know.

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Laydee
20 years ago #5748

*sings* I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

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20 years ago #5749

I like to eat chickens whole, feathers and everything.

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20 years ago #5750

Don't the feathers tickle your throat? *shudders*
Give me a nice tarantula over chicken anytime!
(Besides, chickens are hard to catch and tend to peck at me)

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20 years ago #5751

They tickle a little, but there's such comedic value in swallowing whole chickens.

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20 years ago #5752

Every try whole elephants? Now THAT would be funny!

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20 years ago #5753

Hurting animals is baaaaaad!

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20 years ago #5754

Oh, I'm a vegitarian. I just believe that chickens are plants.

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Laydee
20 years ago #5755

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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20 years ago #5756

Worms that hath et of a king!

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Corwin
20 years ago #5757

Sexy boy, perhaps you should try a line about doing an experiment to see which came first . . ?

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revscrj
20 years ago #5758

Laydee: they eat 'vegetables' too