Doghead's Cosmic Bar

okay then, what does a unitarian eat? (besides vegetables)

I'faith, a unitarian may eat only of units, the inch being favourite but the pound no less so.

Unitards

Hogsheads?

Hey, share the heads!

Yeah! And let me have one right out in the open!

ahem-

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At the grocery store I go to, there's a sign at the check out area that says "Hog's Head Kids Meals" and I imagine a kid opening a box and peering inside to find a severed hog's head stewing in its own ichor. "Yaaaaaaay!"

Methinks "Hog's Head" is a brand name, but not a very good one.

Bleh. My grandma liked to eat headcheese. It looks like meat-based particleboard.

*sings* Particle board, particle board...

Hmm, somehow that has less flair than the original.

My grandpa and my dad eat sheep-eyes. They boil the scull (with eyes and all in it), and then they suck the eye out of the socket..*plopp* - chew and swallow it. This really is considered normal where I come from, but somehow I can't get myself to do it. They say it's really delicious, though.

Oh yeah, the tongue is also considered "yummie" in my family...

Oy Karma, where do you come from? O.o

My mom talks about how they used to eat brains of various animals when she was a kid...and yet she never could stomach the idea of pickled pigs' feet.

The Most Disgusting Food Ever Award, in my opinion, would have to go to the "thousand year eggs". They bury eggs in dirt saturated with horse pee, and leave them there for I don't know how long before eating them. Apparently they're all black and squishy and stuff. This is one of the few foods I'd never be able to persuade myself to eat, although it's a delicacy in some countries.