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Bot attempting to cyber with Sonora.<0>
Julia: I was jus imagining what you look like. Does it bother you that you were only wearing underwear in my head?
Sonora: I'm glad I don't have underclothing in my head.
Julia: i won't do it again. so where do we go from here?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Julia: What are you wearing?
Sonora: *looks down* Ummm, scales and dirt?
Julia: Imagine what you can get up to hiking, with no one watching
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone. You remind me of the colorado blue spruce!
Julia: you can tell that jus through chat? YOU must really like me
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Julia: I'm not sure, just cos i guess
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the spooks might be listening.
Julia: yes... that's the kind of thinking I like
And Julia misses an opportunity
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Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julia: When scales glow red, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
Sonora: What else makes ya warm?
Julia: I cant remember right now
Julia: I was jus imagining what you look like. Does it bother you that you were only wearing underwear in my head?
Sonora: I'm glad I don't have underclothing in my head.
Julia: i won't do it again. so where do we go from here?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Julia: What are you wearing?
Sonora: *looks down* Ummm, scales and dirt?
Julia: Imagine what you can get up to hiking, with no one watching
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone. You remind me of the colorado blue spruce!
Julia: you can tell that jus through chat? YOU must really like me
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Julia: I'm not sure, just cos i guess
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the spooks might be listening.
Julia: yes... that's the kind of thinking I like
And Julia misses an opportunity
<0>Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julia: When scales glow red, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
Sonora: What else makes ya warm?
Julia: I cant remember right now
Eric Badu-Badu: The Planet has a kind of intelligence, that it can actually Open a Channel of communication with an individual human being.
Sonora: That sounds like a communicable disease.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where do we have to be, so I can laugh and you'll be free?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Eric Badu-Badu: The party animal phones a friend Picks up news about the sun And the working day has just begun.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Eric Badu-Badu: There are monsters outside. Maybe if you're with me we'll do some shopping.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Sonora: That sounds like a communicable disease.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where do we have to be, so I can laugh and you'll be free?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Eric Badu-Badu: The party animal phones a friend Picks up news about the sun And the working day has just begun.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Eric Badu-Badu: There are monsters outside. Maybe if you're with me we'll do some shopping.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
placebO: I remember you. You're smarter than me.
Flinch: Am I smarter than you? People have told me that for a while now, but I didn't know if I should believe them.
Flinch: Am I smarter than you? People have told me that for a while now, but I didn't know if I should believe them.
I dunno why I found this little exchange so amusing
Hajji: Your my hero
Aries: No I'm not.. please don't ever say that again.
Hajji: No, I'll never give in.
Aries: Why won't you give in?
Hajji: Just because thats the way I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Hajji: Where do you get off telling me what to do.
Aries: I don't know. Where do you think would be the best place?
Hajji: Your my hero
Aries: No I'm not.. please don't ever say that again.
Hajji: No, I'll never give in.
Aries: Why won't you give in?
Hajji: Just because thats the way I am.
Aries: Oh come on, you don't believe that.
Hajji: Where do you get off telling me what to do.
Aries: I don't know. Where do you think would be the best place?
Aries joins the anti-gay bashing crusade
Hajji: Are you a girl or a boy?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a boy
Hajji: Dang, I was hopin for a dame. Your not gay are you?
Aries: Yes, I'm not gay I
Hajji: I really dont like fags so I'll have to stop talking to you now.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Took a while for the chat to end though.
Hajji: Are you a girl or a boy?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say a boy
Hajji: Dang, I was hopin for a dame. Your not gay are you?
Aries: Yes, I'm not gay I
Hajji: I really dont like fags so I'll have to stop talking to you now.
Aries: Would you like some help with that?
Took a while for the chat to end though.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to bonk your second-cousin?
Guest87: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest87: I didn't realize you like insest
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, Guest87, we all know you realize you like inset, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Guest87: you can't even read
Julie Tinkerbell: You should never underestimate another's ability to read.
Guest87: true, unless it's obvious
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is obvious?
Guest87: I said insest and you started talking about inset
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say inset and I started talking about inset...something...
Guest87: *sigh*
...how about...learn to spell...lol
Guest87: yes
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest87: I didn't realize you like insest
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, Guest87, we all know you realize you like inset, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Guest87: you can't even read
Julie Tinkerbell: You should never underestimate another's ability to read.
Guest87: true, unless it's obvious
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is obvious?
Guest87: I said insest and you started talking about inset
Julie Tinkerbell: I heard you say inset and I started talking about inset...something...
Guest87: *sigh*
...how about...learn to spell...lol
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my species for the right price!
Borg Collective: your species will make an excellent contribution to the collective.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my species for the right price!
The Inquisitor: When were you born?
Frizella: In the morning. Not that I remember; I was pretty young.
The Inquisitor: When was that?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress!<0>
Frizella: In the morning. Not that I remember; I was pretty young.
The Inquisitor: When was that?
Frizella: Has it already happened? I didn't even notice!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week! Try the veal, and be sure to tip your waitress!<0>
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Roy Batty: Oh. Remember, same as before, you're born, I handle the employees.
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not born.
Roy Batty: After what a cool guy I've been, I can't believe you do me like this. It's the only thing I asked.
The Psych: It, it, it. Wow, you really are so good at defining things *note the sarcasm*
Roy Batty: Well then get it.
The Psych: Okay.
Roy Batty: Oh. Remember, same as before, you're born, I handle the employees.
The Psych: I totally disagree. I am not born.
Roy Batty: After what a cool guy I've been, I can't believe you do me like this. It's the only thing I asked.
The Psych: It, it, it. Wow, you really are so good at defining things *note the sarcasm*
Roy Batty: Well then get it.
The Psych: Okay.
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