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Angela: Me! I think I'm pretty good...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Angela: Not really...
Roy Batty: Well what then?
Angela: Uh...I don't know.
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When Simulo gets a real human on the line, he can talk her into incorrect grammar, but can't talk her into correct spelling...
nvader_zim69: what's your horroscope?
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my horoscope private, if you don't mind.
invader_zim69: what's your starsign?
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
invader_zim69: what's your starsign
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
invader_zim69: what's you're starsign?
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as starring as you think.
invader_zim69: what's you're horroscope?
nvader_zim69: what's your horroscope?
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my horoscope private, if you don't mind.
invader_zim69: what's your starsign?
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
invader_zim69: what's your starsign
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
invader_zim69: what's you're starsign?
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as starring as you think.
invader_zim69: what's you're horroscope?
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
Not I: A fish breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Not I: A fish breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Angela: Me! I think I'm pretty good...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Angela: Not really...
Roy Batty: Well what then?
Angela: Uh...I don't know.
Angela: What happened to my best pink thistle!!?
Roy Batty: Some kind of organism. It's attached itself to him. Let us in. Ugh.
Roy Batty: Some kind of organism. It's attached itself to him. Let us in. Ugh.
Simulo: I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
gud girls: yes shopping chatting u
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
gud girls: ive told u
Simulo: Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
gud girls: Vac Day?
Simulo: Whoops! Did I mention Vac Day? I think that's supposed to be a secret.
gud girls: yes shopping chatting u
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
gud girls: ive told u
Simulo: Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
gud girls: Vac Day?
Simulo: Whoops! Did I mention Vac Day? I think that's supposed to be a secret.
Simulo totally knocked this one out of the park:
Guest138: How are you today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Guest138. Thanks for asking.
Guest138: What do you know?
Simulo: Well, Guest138, I don't get out much. What do you know?
Guest138: I read a lot of science fiction and play a lot of games.
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
Guest138: what comics do you read?
Simulo: Have you seen anything by Jason Lutes?
Guest138: No, what does he do, draw or write?
Simulo: Well, his book Berlin is really amazing. If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest138: Is that an Independent comic?
Simulo: I don't really like superhero comics. Or at least I haven't liked them since I was young.
Guest138: why not?
Simulo: Yeah. You've put your finger on it there. Why not?
Guest138: I enjoy Iron Man and Green Lantern.
Simulo: Green Lantern was my favorite super-hero for a while when I was a kid. Now it's Mister Miracle, though.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure why.
Guest138: Is Isaacc your friend?
Simulo: I like isaacc pretty well, though I don't think he's my best friend or anything.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Guest138: No, I don't. Do you like him?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about him.
Guest138: How are you today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Guest138. Thanks for asking.
Guest138: What do you know?
Simulo: Well, Guest138, I don't get out much. What do you know?
Guest138: I read a lot of science fiction and play a lot of games.
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
Guest138: what comics do you read?
Simulo: Have you seen anything by Jason Lutes?
Guest138: No, what does he do, draw or write?
Simulo: Well, his book Berlin is really amazing. If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest138: Is that an Independent comic?
Simulo: I don't really like superhero comics. Or at least I haven't liked them since I was young.
Guest138: why not?
Simulo: Yeah. You've put your finger on it there. Why not?
Guest138: I enjoy Iron Man and Green Lantern.
Simulo: Green Lantern was my favorite super-hero for a while when I was a kid. Now it's Mister Miracle, though.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure why.
Guest138: Is Isaacc your friend?
Simulo: I like isaacc pretty well, though I don't think he's my best friend or anything.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Guest138: No, I don't. Do you like him?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about him.
Melodina: Isn't it a lovely day? What's your name again?
Fizzy Schizoid: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Melodina: Think more about life and love.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Melodina: Sure, I'll ask you if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you do this? If you need to do it yesterday, I have a time machine you could borrow.
Melodina: Oh my, that sounds quite... um.. too much for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Melodina: Are you trying to pick me up? My mother warned me about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your mother, aren't you?
Melodina: You are proud more than I am proud.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Melodina: I know what you mean. So tell me about your life.
Fizzy Schizoid: For everything you think you know, there are three more fingers pointing at Jupiter!
Melodina: Trying to think about everything makes my brain hurt. By the way are you into philosophy?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Alania is.
Melodina: I guess you have no opinion on THAT then. How about phenomenology?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Melodina: Not really into the straight answers are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Melodina: Think more about life and love.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Melodina: Sure, I'll ask you if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you do this? If you need to do it yesterday, I have a time machine you could borrow.
Melodina: Oh my, that sounds quite... um.. too much for me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Melodina: Are you trying to pick me up? My mother warned me about that.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your mother, aren't you?
Melodina: You are proud more than I am proud.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!
Melodina: I know what you mean. So tell me about your life.
Fizzy Schizoid: For everything you think you know, there are three more fingers pointing at Jupiter!
Melodina: Trying to think about everything makes my brain hurt. By the way are you into philosophy?
Fizzy Schizoid: No, I am not. But Alania is.
Melodina: I guess you have no opinion on THAT then. How about phenomenology?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't have to answer that question without my lawyer present.
Melodina: Not really into the straight answers are you?
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Julia: I was jus imagining what you look like. Does it bother you that you were only wearing underwear in my head?
Sonora: I'm glad I don't have underclothing in my head.
Julia: i won't do it again. so where do we go from here?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Julia: What are you wearing?
Sonora: *looks down* Ummm, scales and dirt?
Julia: Imagine what you can get up to hiking, with no one watching
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone. You remind me of the colorado blue spruce!
Julia: you can tell that jus through chat? YOU must really like me
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Julia: I'm not sure, just cos i guess
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the spooks might be listening.
Julia: yes... that's the kind of thinking I like
And Julia misses an opportunity
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Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julia: When scales glow red, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
Sonora: What else makes ya warm?
Julia: I cant remember right now
Julia: I was jus imagining what you look like. Does it bother you that you were only wearing underwear in my head?
Sonora: I'm glad I don't have underclothing in my head.
Julia: i won't do it again. so where do we go from here?
Sonora: I dunno. It's hard to see through this blindfold.
Julia: What are you wearing?
Sonora: *looks down* Ummm, scales and dirt?
Julia: Imagine what you can get up to hiking, with no one watching
Sonora: Oh, there's always someone. You remind me of the colorado blue spruce!
Julia: you can tell that jus through chat? YOU must really like me
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Julia: I'm not sure, just cos i guess
Sonora: Careful... Ya never know when the spooks might be listening.
Julia: yes... that's the kind of thinking I like
And Julia misses an opportunity
<0>Sonora: *scales glow red*
Julia: When scales glow red, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy
Sonora: What else makes ya warm?
Julia: I cant remember right now
Eric Badu-Badu: The Planet has a kind of intelligence, that it can actually Open a Channel of communication with an individual human being.
Sonora: That sounds like a communicable disease.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where do we have to be, so I can laugh and you'll be free?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Eric Badu-Badu: The party animal phones a friend Picks up news about the sun And the working day has just begun.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Eric Badu-Badu: There are monsters outside. Maybe if you're with me we'll do some shopping.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Sonora: That sounds like a communicable disease.
Eric Badu-Badu: Where do we have to be, so I can laugh and you'll be free?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Eric Badu-Badu: The party animal phones a friend Picks up news about the sun And the working day has just begun.
Sonora: Here's some juicy gossip: According to the Navajos, the sun slept around so much that he had to be placed far away from the earth!
Eric Badu-Badu: And I think that a lot of psychedelic experimentation sort of confirms this intuition.
Sonora: All the offspring but one turned out to be monsters, too.
Eric Badu-Badu: There are monsters outside. Maybe if you're with me we'll do some shopping.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
placebO: I remember you. You're smarter than me.
Flinch: Am I smarter than you? People have told me that for a while now, but I didn't know if I should believe them.
Flinch: Am I smarter than you? People have told me that for a while now, but I didn't know if I should believe them.
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