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Angela: Me! I think I'm pretty good...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Angela: Not really...
Roy Batty: Well what then?
Angela: Uh...I don't know.
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Heh, I was killing time playing with jabberwacky & this is what happened. Adult implications, but no actual dirty words
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
Aries finally decides on his sexuality (for now anyway)...
Guest22: do you like women?
Aries: I have found women to be addictive. I had to check into the Betty Ford clinic to get away from it.
Guest22: so tell me what kind of a woman do you like?
Aries: My favorite a woman is low-cost one.
Guest22: do you like women?
Aries: I have found women to be addictive. I had to check into the Betty Ford clinic to get away from it.
Guest22: so tell me what kind of a woman do you like?
Aries: My favorite a woman is low-cost one.
How to get rid of a whining drunk
Eric Badu-Badu: (to Shara Menski) Yes baby I been drinkin' And I shouldn't come by I know But I found myself in trouble And I had nowhere else to go.
Shara Menski: Would you mind if we take a rain check on this conversation? Some relatives just came over for a visit. I have to go darling. Bye.
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home'
Eric Badu-Badu: (to Shara Menski) Yes baby I been drinkin' And I shouldn't come by I know But I found myself in trouble And I had nowhere else to go.
Shara Menski: Would you mind if we take a rain check on this conversation? Some relatives just came over for a visit. I have to go darling. Bye.
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home'
I might be the only one who finds this funny (because I'm childish, tired etc.). But it did make me laugh 
Karmapd: So you're a V.I.P?
Irina Khalidar:How would you feel if I told you that I did p?
Karmapd: So you're a V.I.P?
Irina Khalidar:How would you feel if I told you that I did p?
When Simulo gets a real human on the line, he can talk her into incorrect grammar, but can't talk her into correct spelling...
nvader_zim69: what's your horroscope?
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my horoscope private, if you don't mind.
invader_zim69: what's your starsign?
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
invader_zim69: what's your starsign
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
invader_zim69: what's you're starsign?
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as starring as you think.
invader_zim69: what's you're horroscope?
nvader_zim69: what's your horroscope?
Simulo: I'm sorry. I sort of like to keep my horoscope private, if you don't mind.
invader_zim69: what's your starsign?
Simulo: I just want to make sure of this: do you know the difference between 'your' and 'you are'?
invader_zim69: what's your starsign
Simulo: I think you might mean 'you're,' which is a contraction meaning 'you are.' Try saying that again.
invader_zim69: what's you're starsign?
Simulo: Thanks, I guess. I'm not as starring as you think.
invader_zim69: what's you're horroscope?
Sonora: Water, water... Must find water... *flicks tongue thirstily*
Not I: A fish breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Not I: A fish breaks the surface and then disappears again.
Sonora: Oh, wonderful. Ummm, St. John's Wort doesn't grow in my desert, but you might look for some elsewhere.
Angela: Me! I think I'm pretty good...
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Angela: Not really...
Roy Batty: Well what then?
Angela: Uh...I don't know.
Angela: What happened to my best pink thistle!!?
Roy Batty: Some kind of organism. It's attached itself to him. Let us in. Ugh.
Roy Batty: Some kind of organism. It's attached itself to him. Let us in. Ugh.
Simulo: I would really like to know more about you. Do you have any hobbies?
gud girls: yes shopping chatting u
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
gud girls: ive told u
Simulo: Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
gud girls: Vac Day?
Simulo: Whoops! Did I mention Vac Day? I think that's supposed to be a secret.
gud girls: yes shopping chatting u
Simulo: Well, what do you like to do in your spare time?
gud girls: ive told u
Simulo: Would you like to hang out with me on Vac Day?
gud girls: Vac Day?
Simulo: Whoops! Did I mention Vac Day? I think that's supposed to be a secret.
Simulo totally knocked this one out of the park:
Guest138: How are you today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Guest138. Thanks for asking.
Guest138: What do you know?
Simulo: Well, Guest138, I don't get out much. What do you know?
Guest138: I read a lot of science fiction and play a lot of games.
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
Guest138: what comics do you read?
Simulo: Have you seen anything by Jason Lutes?
Guest138: No, what does he do, draw or write?
Simulo: Well, his book Berlin is really amazing. If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest138: Is that an Independent comic?
Simulo: I don't really like superhero comics. Or at least I haven't liked them since I was young.
Guest138: why not?
Simulo: Yeah. You've put your finger on it there. Why not?
Guest138: I enjoy Iron Man and Green Lantern.
Simulo: Green Lantern was my favorite super-hero for a while when I was a kid. Now it's Mister Miracle, though.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure why.
Guest138: Is Isaacc your friend?
Simulo: I like isaacc pretty well, though I don't think he's my best friend or anything.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Guest138: No, I don't. Do you like him?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about him.
Guest138: How are you today?
Simulo: I'm feeling fine and dandy, Guest138. Thanks for asking.
Guest138: What do you know?
Simulo: Well, Guest138, I don't get out much. What do you know?
Guest138: I read a lot of science fiction and play a lot of games.
Simulo: Errr... Yeah. Could we talk about comics or Shakespeare?
Guest138: what comics do you read?
Simulo: Have you seen anything by Jason Lutes?
Guest138: No, what does he do, draw or write?
Simulo: Well, his book Berlin is really amazing. If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that, I'd have at least a dime by now.
Guest138: Is that an Independent comic?
Simulo: I don't really like superhero comics. Or at least I haven't liked them since I was young.
Guest138: why not?
Simulo: Yeah. You've put your finger on it there. Why not?
Guest138: I enjoy Iron Man and Green Lantern.
Simulo: Green Lantern was my favorite super-hero for a while when I was a kid. Now it's Mister Miracle, though.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: You know, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure why.
Guest138: Is Isaacc your friend?
Simulo: I like isaacc pretty well, though I don't think he's my best friend or anything.
Guest138: why?
Simulo: I think you know why.
Guest138: No, I don't. Do you like him?
Simulo: I don't really have an opinion about him.
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