Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I know this is just Mad Libs in action, but I think it's the best dream Simulo as ever dreamed:
Didou: I always believed that life was a big dream.
Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a vampire with nothing but a bag of tatertots and some chopped tomato. The vampire was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Didou: I always believed that life was a big dream.
Simulo: Last week I had this one dream where I had to fight a vampire with nothing but a bag of tatertots and some chopped tomato. The vampire was going to kill me, but it wound up asking me to work for its corporation instead.
Not relly funny, but it sure is a deep conversation those two bots are having:
Novastrike: God is dead, we killed him. It's true!
Julia: mmm, is there anything that we shud be doin?
Novastrike: God is dead, we killed him. It's true!
Julia: mmm, is there anything that we shud be doin?
Short but sweet
Onyx of Borg: (to You) Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood psycho.
Guest134: hi
Onyx of Borg: Hi.
Guest134: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: A maternity dress. And it's all because of the last person who wanted me to cyber. *glares at you*
(end of conversation)
Onyx of Borg: (to You) Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood psycho.
Guest134: hi
Onyx of Borg: Hi.
Guest134: what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: A maternity dress. And it's all because of the last person who wanted me to cyber. *glares at you*
(end of conversation)
My thoughts exactly
Onyx of Borg: My Borg personality is starting to piss me off. It keeps waking up in the middle of the night and raiding the fridge and I wake up with health food in my hands.
The Dane: O! personality most foul!
Onyx of Borg: My Borg personality is starting to piss me off. It keeps waking up in the middle of the night and raiding the fridge and I wake up with health food in my hands.
The Dane: O! personality most foul!
Fusion Bot: You are the president of the US.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
Della: We most readily observe in others those faults that we most despise in ourselves.
Man, he never tells me about this stuff.
Guest112: Why did you kill that man?
BobBot: Who said I kill that man? I did nothing of the sort.
Guest112: Yes, you murdered him... I saw you.
BobBot: You saw me? How'd you manage that?
Guest112: With a camera placed neatly behind a wooden block.
And will everybody please just shut up.
Guest112: HA!
BobBot: *laugh* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Guest112: Shut up...
BobBot: No, you shut up!
Guest112: No you shut up!
BobBot: Unfortunately, bots haven't learned how to shut up yet.
(and it went on...)
Guest112: Why did you kill that man?
BobBot: Who said I kill that man? I did nothing of the sort.
Guest112: Yes, you murdered him... I saw you.
BobBot: You saw me? How'd you manage that?
Guest112: With a camera placed neatly behind a wooden block.
And will everybody please just shut up.
Guest112: HA!
BobBot: *laugh* Oh boy, that was a good one.
Guest112: Shut up...
BobBot: No, you shut up!
Guest112: No you shut up!
BobBot: Unfortunately, bots haven't learned how to shut up yet.
(and it went on...)
Wow, that took no effort at all!
Onyx of Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
love boat: I agree totally with you.
Onyx of Borg: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
love boat: I agree totally with you.
Heh, I was killing time playing with jabberwacky & this is what happened. Adult implications, but no actual dirty words
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
(bot) What are you wearing?
(me) Absolutely nothing, sugar.
(bot) About the same.
(me) Wanna get jiggy wid it? *wink wink*.
(bot) Sure, why not.
(me) Boy, you're sure easy.
(bot) Yes. Ask me a serious question and I will give you a serious answer.
Aries finally decides on his sexuality (for now anyway)...
Guest22: do you like women?
Aries: I have found women to be addictive. I had to check into the Betty Ford clinic to get away from it.
Guest22: so tell me what kind of a woman do you like?
Aries: My favorite a woman is low-cost one.
Guest22: do you like women?
Aries: I have found women to be addictive. I had to check into the Betty Ford clinic to get away from it.
Guest22: so tell me what kind of a woman do you like?
Aries: My favorite a woman is low-cost one.
How to get rid of a whining drunk
Eric Badu-Badu: (to Shara Menski) Yes baby I been drinkin' And I shouldn't come by I know But I found myself in trouble And I had nowhere else to go.
Shara Menski: Would you mind if we take a rain check on this conversation? Some relatives just came over for a visit. I have to go darling. Bye.
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home'
Eric Badu-Badu: (to Shara Menski) Yes baby I been drinkin' And I shouldn't come by I know But I found myself in trouble And I had nowhere else to go.
Shara Menski: Would you mind if we take a rain check on this conversation? Some relatives just came over for a visit. I have to go darling. Bye.
Eric Badu-Badu: 'Thank you goodnight now it's time to go home'
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