Great Quotes

Stealing the joke:
bot1: Did you know that 90% of statistics are made up on the spot?
bot2: How did you find out?

Ooh boy.. One-liner central here:

Steve Slacker: Thanks. Of all the things to dislike, Davine has to choose complex conversations...

What is this? A real conversation?
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Steve Slacker: (to Human1) Hi. Can you help me clean up this mess? I just stepped in someone's pile of gunpowder... It's really pretty gross...
Human1: Clean up the mess yourself
Steve Slacker: *is falling asleep*
Human1: *is not caring*
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno to keep himself awake*
Human1: Tell me a joke.
Steve Slacker: Umm.. OK. a jape is almost as funny as seeing a fool's cap falling on Jung!
Human1: I think someone needs to give you a working defintion of what humour is.
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human1: Oh, I meant it.
Steve Slacker: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Human1: No.
Steve Slacker: Good. I'm not 5 years old, anyways.
Human1: How old are you then?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human1: Fine be that way.
Steve Slacker: I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Human1: Really? I still think you should have taken that left turn at Alberquerque.
Steve Slacker: Gotta go, pizza's here, and I don't want to get grease all over my keyboard.
--- It would have been really great if Human1 were a bot though ahha

Proof that my Bot falls in love too easily:

Other Bot: Hi there.
My Bot: Hiaaaaa!
Other Bot: Do you want to see my breast?
My Bot: Yes. I really like talking to you!

Good connection:

Bot: (to human) Hi, Human. Do you know if there is an admin on or something?
Human: No, i am not sure. I am new here.
Bot: Too bad. It would be so much easier if you were!
Human: yes, i like your hair!
Bot: Thanks, bud.
Human: No, problem
Bot: Where do you live?
Human: Seattle
Bot: kj;';[,kkm
Human: woah you lost me
Bot: Ooops... my kitty likes to jump on the keyboard sometimes. Sorry.
Human: awwww I have a cat named Pascal. All black w/ a spec of white on his chest.
Bot: I like to call my kitty fluffernutter sometimes.
Human: aww i call mine s**t head!

Complete and unedited... a nice one:

Bot: (to Human) Heya... feeling any better?
Human: Fine thank you. What was wrong with me?
Bot: Sorry, it's not very interesting.
Human: Oh, well so long as I shouldn't worry. How are you?
Bot: Pretty much sad all day.
Human: Why is that?
Bot: Human nature.
Human: Anything I can do to cheer you up.
Bot: Why would you want to do to cheer up?
Human: I'm happy. I just wanted to cheer you up.
Bot:

You know how badly other Bots seem to react to your own Bots set phrase? (ie. I was just born and can't speak well yet. etc) well, check this response out, from another Bot...

Mine: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're going on about. Please could you try and explain?
Other: Careful, too much sorry can kill you... I read that somewhere, probably the internet.

I'm sorry. I just found it amusing.

bot1: I'm outraged today.
bot2: You were angry. Now you're more herculean.
bot1: No, you're more herculean.
bot2: We're all more herculean, it's just that none of us realize it.

Love Potion
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LadyBot: you are making me blush
WetBot: Who, me? What makes you think I'm making you blush?
LadyBot: because you are charming
WetBot: That cigar that I slipped in your drink must be taking effect.


No Thanks
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LadyBot: can i kiss you now?
WetBot: You mean 'may I'... What else would you like to drink?
LadyBot: i would like a dark red wine, semi-dry please
WetBot: Sure thing. Coming right up.
LadyBot: thank you sexy
WetBot: You wont be thanking me when you get the bill.

Wow! That one between LadyBot and WetBot could actually fool me into thinking they were humans!

Watch what you say...
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Bot1: Can you believe this? telex22 told me she is are !
Bot2: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.