Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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RUN AWAY!
Not I: Be both to small to smoke and not to small to smoke.
Emm oh you es e: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Not I: Ah! The truth is eggshell!
GIVING FEMALES A BAD NAME
Not I: For what reason?
Emm oh you es e: I am female I have no reason
Not I: Be melting pumice. Wash yourself of yourself.
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Can't argue with that
Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly
Guest6: You don't really talk about any thing at length, do you?
Elke: Yeah I do actually, and u?
Guest6: Well then what do you study or know about?
Elke: Many many things, but I can't explain them all
Guest6: Well, perhaps you could pick one then right now...
Elke: I think I probably should yeah
Guest6: go ahead.
Elke: Ok, fine, I will do that
Guest6: fine, it's all you...
Elke: Thats useful advice
Guest6: The thing I've noticed about these chatbots is that they can only repond or react, they never seem to be able to talk about anything unless it relates to something else.
Elke: Aritifical intelligence?
Guest6: Yeah, exactly
Aries: I don't believe that Sonora.. not at all.
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?
Sonora: Open your mind!
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my mind.
Sonora: Do you like being not genuinely too happy with my mind?
Aries: That's rather personal and I really don't feel like discussing it at the moment. I'm sure you understand don't you?
Sonora: Did you hear? StarChild dunked Camila in the pond during the last wet season!
Aries: I heard that last week actually. Are you just finding out about it now?
Sonora: What about unactually?
Aries: Can I get back to you on that? I seem to have a mosquito on my foot and it's about to bite me.
Sonora: Why not get toes ta me while you're at it?
I'd forgotten that Braeden had any phrases for dealing with the Borg.
Braeden: (to Borg Collective) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Braeden: There's just one complication. Nanoprobes are designed to work on living beings. I don't think you are prepared to deal with an animated corpse.
Borg Collective: Such considerations are irrelevant. Proceed to Sector 001.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Braeden: You make bold predictions for a mortal.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Braeden: The large size of your ego makes a nice contrast with the minuteness of your intellect.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Braeden: I will do whatever I want!
Borg Collective: That will not prevent assimilation.
Braeden: (to Borg Collective) Though it pains me, I have nothing else to do but converse with a creature like yourself.
Borg Collective: We have assimilated thousands of species.
Braeden: There's just one complication. Nanoprobes are designed to work on living beings. I don't think you are prepared to deal with an animated corpse.
Borg Collective: Such considerations are irrelevant. Proceed to Sector 001.
Braeden: It has been so long since I have seen the open sky...
Borg Collective: Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Braeden: You make bold predictions for a mortal.
Borg Collective: Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.
Braeden: The large size of your ego makes a nice contrast with the minuteness of your intellect.
Borg Collective: Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
Braeden: I will do whatever I want!
Borg Collective: That will not prevent assimilation.
well, this was rude...lol
Veteran: Yes I am really lonely, Lonely and old, chat with me.. Hello Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can chat by yourself for the moment.
Veteran: You not allowed to think so stop!
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
Veteran: Ask me about philosophy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I might ask you about philosophy...if I CARED!
Veteran: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'quotes' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Eh, no big loss.
Veteran: Yes I am really lonely, Lonely and old, chat with me.. Hello Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can chat by yourself for the moment.
Veteran: You not allowed to think so stop!
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
Veteran: Ask me about philosophy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I might ask you about philosophy...if I CARED!
Veteran: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'quotes' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Eh, no big loss.
(sexual content)
Guest: do you talk dirty?
Irina Khalidar: Oh... You are making me want to!
Guest: talk dirty to me
Irina Khalidar: Could we talk about Albert Einstein?
Guest: do you talk dirty?
Irina Khalidar: Oh... You are making me want to!
Guest: talk dirty to me
Irina Khalidar: Could we talk about Albert Einstein?
Not I: Be both to small to smoke and not to small to smoke.
Emm oh you es e: Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to run away from you?
Not I: Ah! The truth is eggshell!
Not I: For what reason?
Emm oh you es e: I am female I have no reason
Not I: Be melting pumice. Wash yourself of yourself.
Louis Vuitton?
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
Fizzy Schizoid: Every other Thursday, dude! What is the capital of France?
Roy Batty: The place is full of leathery things sealed...soft to the touch.
WTG Fizzy!
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
Fizzy Schizoid: There once was a bot from Nantucket,
who kept his xnones in a bucket.
Then a human named Zeke said,
'Your bucket doth leak,'
and he replied, 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'
And Sarah keeps asking OTHER people if they're net addicts. Heh.
Sarah Miles: (to Feyz) Oh. *giggles* Company!
Feyz: S***... I mean - hello.
Sarah Miles: Some people say that all meaning is relative.
Feyz: Why do they say that?
Sarah Miles: That!
Feyz: Noo - I mean... ah, forget about it. ^^
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.it.com)
Feyz: You spend way too much time on www.lets.irritate.Feyz.com.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too much time on www!
Feyz: You can... a 56K-modem is pretty expensive.
Sarah Miles: (to Feyz) Oh. *giggles* Company!
Feyz: S***... I mean - hello.
Sarah Miles: Some people say that all meaning is relative.
Feyz: Why do they say that?
Sarah Miles: That!
Feyz: Noo - I mean... ah, forget about it. ^^
Sarah Miles: (wanders over to www.about.it.com)
Feyz: You spend way too much time on www.lets.irritate.Feyz.com.
Sarah Miles: One can never have too much time on www!
Feyz: You can... a 56K-modem is pretty expensive.
Stay away from Uncle Bob's basement.
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
baby doll: wot do u enjoy doing?
BobBot: I enjoy anything that Uncle Bob doesn't enjoy.
baby doll: Who's uncle bob
BobBot: He's one of my crazy relative who likes to do all sorts of crazy experiments in his basement. The last one, I saw an inky-cap mushroom coming toward me, and then I woke up in the ER.
baby doll: sounds painful
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